Love, War + Bright Pink Thongs

Chap. 2. - Revelations

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Lita struggled to open her eyes against the sun that was streaming in through the window. Trish was a dead woman, she thought. For a girl who often displayed low levels of energy, she was always up at the crack of dawn. Her philosophy was if she had to be up, so did everyone else.

Groaning, Lita rolled over, stopping when he head connect with someone else's. Sitting up quickly, and regretting it, she looked down at Jeff who was now holding his head in pain.

"What the hell are you doing in my bed?" She asked, laughing when he fell off the bed, jumping at her loud voice.

Jeff looked up at Lita at grinned.

"Matt locked me out of our room last night, and since you and Trish are next door, I thought 'why not'? Don't worry, we didn't do anything that we havent done before." He told her, laughing as she made a face at him.

Lita just sat there trying to remember if she did anything embaressing last night. She had felt Jeff get into the bed, she was used to sharing a bed with him, but she remembered snuggling up to him and dreaming about Brock. Oh Shit, she thought, please tell me I didn't say anything.

She looked over at Jeff, and when he said nothing, she smiled, relieved that she hadn't made a fool out of herself.

Jeff just watched Lita get up and walk over to bathroom. He tried to keep a straight face as she turned to close the door, still looking very tired.

As she closed the door, Jeff spoke up, causing her to open the door again.

"Oh, by the way, Red, next time you snuggle up to me, please call me my real name, I'm not too sure if I like being called Brock."

As soon as he finished, he jumped up and ran out of the room, laughing at the horrified look on Lita's face.

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Brock Lesnar walked around the hotel, a determined look on her face. He turned the corner and found the door he was looking for. He knocked twice, waiting patiently for someone to answer the door. He laughed when Matt Hardy opened the door, looking slightly out of breath.

"Oh hey man, come in, were almost ready to go." Matt moved aside to let the huge guy enter the room.

"Thanks man." Brock thanked him, walking into the room, laughing again when he saw Edge, Christian and Jeff Hardy all piled up on top of a helpless Chris Jericho.

"Uh..hi guys." Brock said, raising his eyebrow at them.

"Hey dude." The boys all welcomed him, except for Jericho, who was on the verge of passing out.

"Help....me..." Jericho managed to squeek out as the three men stood up. They all moved around the room, ready to go to lunch. All except for Jericho, who remained on the floor, only standing up when Brock pulled him up. Chris leaned against Brock, trying to catch his breath.

"You know Brock, your one of a kind." Jericho told him, laughing at the young mans reaction.

"Uh, thanks...i think."

"Seriously, not many guys can be a good wrestler and a leaning post. Keep up the good work!" He told him, laughing with the rest of them.

Half an hour later, the group of men were seated at a small sports bar, waiting for their food to arrive. They were making conversation, talking about sports and what not. The conversation soon turned to work, and they chatted about their respective storylines.

"Dude, the fans are really getting behind our new angle, it should be fuckin' huge." Jeff told Brock, smiling like a loony.

"I hope so. Thanks guys, for agreeing to do this thing, it means a lot." He told the brothers sincerely.

"Hey, no sweat dude, we know what it's like to be the new person."

"All right you guys, enough with this soppy shit, im hungry. Where's my food?" Edge asked, looking offended when the others just laughed at him.

They continued talking when the conversation turned to the subject of Lita. They were all very worried about her, she just wasn't herself lately.

"Dude, are you sure she's okay, I mean I spoke to her yesterday and she was really distant."Jericho spoke up, pointing the question towards Matt.

"Yeah, I think she's just tired. She's been a bit out of it lately, I think she's gonna break up with that guy...whats his name..." Matt told them, clicking his fingers as he searched his brain for the name.

"Brad?" Edge supplied.

"Yeah, Brad. I think she's goona break it with him this week or something."

"Oh. I never liked that guy anyway." Jericho told them, taking a sip of his coke.

"She's breaking up with her boyfriend? Thats a shame." Brock said, joining in with the conversation, even though inside he was leaping with joy.

"If it's such a shame why the hell have you got that shit eating grin on your face?" Edge asked cheekily.

"Oh my god, you like her don't you." Christian asked in surprise. He laughed as Brock looked like he was sprung, and Matt and Jeff started choking on their drinks.

They spent the rest of discussing this new found information, each glad that a nice guy like Brock was interested in Lita. When he left for a meeting with Vince, the rest of the group huddled together to devise a plan to get the two together in no time.

Poor Lita and Brock, they never saw it coming!