"Are you sure?"
"Yes"
"Positive?"
"Lita......"
"All right, all right, ill go, just as long as its not an inconvi..."
"Dont start. Please. Would I have invited you if it was?"
"But this is your house, you know, your private place."
"Well, if I show you my private places, will you show me yours?"
"I hate you."
"I love you too."
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Brock walked into his house, flipping the lights on, wincing at the harsh glow they emitted.
"Welcome to my house, a bit messy I know, but, you know...."
"Woah, dude, do you have a sloth as a roommate or something??" Lita said, chuckling as she entered the room.
"Aw come one, its not that bad."
"Yeah, not that bad if you like living in a sewer."
Brock said nothing as he approached Lita, a small smile playing at his lips as he watched her chew lightly on her own.
"I'm sorry, but did I hear you insult my house?" He asked her, deathly calm.
"Well, um, you see, hehe, uh oh."
"Uh oh indeed. Now, Lita my dear, you do realise you are going to have to be punished for that."
"Did I mention how much I love you?" Lita tried to sweet talk her way out of it.
Brock was silent again as he leaned forward, only to capture Lita's lips in a passionate kiss.
She melted against him, only to be picked up and carried up the stairs.
"Brock!!" She shrieked, softly hitting his back, knowing it wouldnt do anything.
"Now now Lita, I do believe you have been a very naughty girl." Brock joked, setting her down gently on his bed.
"Well, that depends, how you define naughty."
"Oh trust me, you have been a very naughty girl, good thing is, I like naughty girls."
"Hmm, well then, I have been so, so naughty."
"Indeed you have."
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As the two lovers slept later that night, their friends were halfway across the country, still recovering from shock.
"That asshole!" Exclaimed Chris Jericho, kicking the air.
"How dare he use Lita like that."
"Wait, man, this isnt adding up, Brock doesnt seem like the kind of guy to do somehting like this.
How do we know she isnt just some ring rat trying to get in his pants?" Jeff contributed.
"Jeff, shut up, you just dont want to admit that your buddy Brock would be cheating on Lita." Edge yelled, standing up so he was face to face with Jeff.
"My buddy?? My buddy?? I'm not the only one who is friends with him, so dont even try to turn me into the bad guy. Are you trying to say its my fault he's doing this?"
Matt decided now would be a good time to cut in before someone got hurt.
"Hey, guys, nobodies saying anything, all right, we just need to calm down and try and talk to Lita and Brock, but before we do that , we need to find out the whole story. Wheres the chick?"
"Bathroom." Edge answered shortly, stepping back, eyeing Jeff the whole time.
All eyes fell on the bathroom door where their 'friend' had been hiding since she arrived with her bombshell.
They all fidgeted as they waited for her to exit the bathroom, chewing on their lips, too nervous to even think about asking her what was going on.
Inside the bathroom, however, was a different story.