"Yo Strider, pass the pipe and check this out" "Do it Gandalf"

"I was gonna stop Sauron, but then I got high. I was gonna take on Saruman, but then I got high. Balrog pulled me off the bridge and I know why! Because I got high, because I high, because I got high!"

"Take it Strider"

"I was gonna be the King, then i got high. I was gonna rescue the halflings, but then I got high. Arwen slept with Pippin and I know why! Because they got high, because they got high, because they got high!"

"Lalala la Lalala"

"I was gonna save Frodo, but then I got high. I was gonna melt The One Ring, but then I got high. Now Gondors all messed up and I know why! Because I got high, because I high, because I got high!"

"Gimli's the man!"

"I was gonna guard The Ring, but then I got high. I was gonna give my beard a trim, but then I got high. Now the Fellowship has caved in and I know why! Because I got high, because I high, because I got high!"

"Boromir!"

"I was gonna use The Ring, but then I got high. I was gonna help Aragon be king, but then I got high. Now Lurtz has a pin-cusion and I know why! Because I got high, because I high, because I got high!"

"Frodo's our man!"

"I was gonna save the world, but then I got high. I was gonna go home to the Shire, but then I got high. I've been stabbed so many times and I know why! Hey Hey!!! Because I got high, because I high, because I got high!"

"YO! Don't hog the pipe b*tch!"