I don't own anything I am such a loser please send me reviews I'm all lonely and sad. O.k. this chapter is when Aragorn joins and takes them to rivindell. Just to let you know ahead of time this story has lots to do with smiling(evil and good)and a lot to do with pickles.
"There is great danger to the package you carry" the mysterious man said. "I carry nothing" Frodo quivered" "indeed." just then Amanda and Melissa burst in "I don't care who the heck you are " she said between breaths "nobody scares my hobbit." "you know who I am" he asked "yes Aragorn I know but that is not important right now say you're sorry NOW!" "no" he said with an attitude.
"take this" Melissa said running towards him and gave him a swift kick where it hurts. "knew I took jujitsu for some reason" she folded her arms victoriously. "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sorry Frodo I didn't mean to scare you I want to protect you I want to be your friend waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" he said drying his eyes. "what a baby" Frodo laughed getting out of Amanda's grasp. They left the room they were in and were in another room and ready for bed when they heard a screech. "The ring wraith's" Amanda whispered "how did you know about those" Frodo asked looking confused. "We know all" Melissa mysteriously said waving her arms around and opening her eyes wide. "OoOoOoOoOoO coooooooool" Pippin said his mouth in a free fall. They watched the ring wraiths leave then there was silence. Merry out of nowhere said "so who wants to play spin the bottle" nobody answered "o.......k then." "I have a better idea who wants to play slap jack" Melissa asked "well who's jack" Pippin said "oh forget it."
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The next day they all woke up searching for breakfast they all spotted a dunkin doughnuts and stopped there. "They have these here" Amanda asked "tooooo many if you ask me" Aragorn sighed. They ordered then sat down and started eating. Pippin looked at his doughnut then at Merry then at the jelly filled doughnut again an evil smile reached his face. Pippin lifted his hand away from the table and into the air making a fist. He jabbed his hand down on the doughnut making the jelly fly through the air and hitting Merry in the face. Pippin smiled "tooooo much" he said triumphantly folding his arms and leaning back in the chair laughing. "Pippin don't do that you got me to" Amanda grumbled wiping the jelly from her face. "sorry didn't mean to" Pippin giggled as Amanda ran to the bathroom Frodo Sam and Aragorn looked at him with anger on there faces. "You don't do that to a lady" Sam yelled as Melissa got up to get napkins. When everything (and everyone) was cleaned up they all left to rivindell again. "Merry what are you doing" Melissa asked watching Merry put 20 packets of sugar in his coffee. "What does it loooooook like I'm doing" he said "looks like you're being a retard ugh I hate coffee it tastes like chalk" she said
"not with a lot of sugar" he laughed "Are we there yet" Pippin complained "NO" Merry yelled annoyed because this was his 3,784th time asking it. "Can we eat" Pippin asked "you just ate" Merry sighed "so" "soooo your not gonna eat till we get to rivendell" "pweez" Pippin begged sticking out his lower lip.
"No "yes "no" "yes" "NO" Merry yelled. Pippins eye twitched it had been spit in "golly say it don't spray it"he said.
Then a small bug aproched Amanda and Pippin stepped forward and said "don't worry I'll save you" he picked up a stick and kept trying to smack it. Finally he "Defeated" it and stuck his chest out and walked around like he was all big and bad. "Uh thank you I guess" Amanda said then shugged her shoulders and gave Pippin a big hug.When Amanda pulled away and started walking next to Melissa Pippin (without her looking) picked up the bug and ate it. (eww I know lol) "look at me I'm rollie pollie ollie" Merry laughed rolling down the hill (he was obviously hyper from all the sugar and coffee)he hit a rock which sent him flying through the air and landing in a lake. "Merry" Melissa yelled and ran to the lake to rescue him and dove into it laura croft style and brought him out.
He coughed constantly and then hugged her tight "don't scare me like that again better yet don't eat sugar much anymore I don't know what I would have done if you had died." "I'm fine but from now on I save you and uh could you teach me how to swim" "sure"
yay thank goodness he is safe right........ok it gets funnier trust me and the next chapter is when we fight the ring wraiths then we go to rivendell so bare with me ok and please send me reviews i know i have to improve on a lot but this is my first fic so give me some slack ok please R&R.