Vince owns everything but, Angelina, Anastasia and Me, whom I own. Everyone else owns themselves.
A/N: Thanks to those of you who reviewed, I'll try to put you all in :)
*Y2Steph finally having lost HHH comes storming over to Sarek and Nick*
Y2Steph: Where the hell is wirdo?!?!?!
Sarek: Oh Yeah, I forgot
*Sarek calls wirdo and tell him to get his ass over here, Y2Steph just shakes her head*
Y2Steph: Well it's a bit late now isn't.
*Door Bell ring and Y2Steph opens the door to MrWeb*
MrWeb: Why am I here? How did I get here? And who are you?
Y2Steph: Webby, it's me |Lita|!
MrWeb: *groaning* Oh NO
Triple H: *appearing behind Y2Steph* There you are little Bitch.
Y2Steph: UH OH! Bye Webby
*Y2Steph takes off with HHH chasing her again with his sledgehammer. As Y2Steph runs around the room Myko comes back.*
Myko: I'm back, and look new pants
Sarek: *To Y2Steph as she runs by* I TOLD YOU SO
*Wirdo arrives*
Wirdo: You called, who do you want me to shot? Hey Myko, nice pants.
Myko: Yeah they're new. OH People looking sexy
*Myko takes off*
Wirdo: Those pants are crappy
Sarek: tell me about it.
Meph: Why are you two talking like girls?
Sarek: Because it's better than talking American.
Alpha: Is anyone gonna help Y2Steph?
Wirdo: You want me to get the big ugly guy with the huge nose that is chasing her?
Alpha: well yeah
Wirdo: Ok
*Wirdo shots HHH in the leg and HHH falls to the ground. Anastasia runs across the room and attaches herself to wirdo's leg*
Anastasia: omgomgomg you totally rule, I worship you.
Y2Steph: It's just wirdo, there isn't anything special about him.
*Wirdo gives Y2Steph a glare, she sticks her tongue out at him. Such silliness continues till Maven enters. Y2Steph turns her attention to him. *
Y2Steph: Hello tough enough winner whose name I never remember.
Billion-Dollar-Ashley: *appearing out of nowhere* It's Maven. Y2Stephanie, how could you forget that name of the sexy hunk of a man that is Maven. Maven. Come on say it with MAVEN.
Y2Steph: Maven
Billion-Dollar-Ashley: See it wasn't that hard
Y2Steph: You would be surprised.
*BDAshley ignores Y2Steph and turns to Maven, taking him by the arm*
BDAshley: Hi Maven, I'm Ashley, let me show you around, and then maybe we can go back to my place, go steady for a couple of months and get married, have a few kids and live in a nice house.
*BDAshley and Maven wander off, Y2Steph just stares at them*
SorcererDude: What is Myko doing NOW?
*Y2Steph turns and watches Myko for a bit*
Y2Steph: You now I think that might be illegal in some states.
Nick: I wouldn't be surprised if it was
Sarek: So if they cops come Myko well get sent to Australia.
Meph: Australia?
Sarek: Yeah it's out side of America.
Meph: Ok
*Meph wanders off somewhere. As Kane enter with his new girlfriend Flames*
Y2Steph: Hi Kane, Hi Flames, What happened to Terri.
*Flames just gives Y2Steph an evil look. Y2Steph takes a step back. *
Y2Steph*sqeaking*: Ok I'm going now
*Y2Steph takes off. Flames smiles to Kane*
Flames: You don't miss Terri do you Kane?
Kane: No
Flames: Good come on let's go dance
Kane: Maybe I can do the Kane juke and jive
Flames: Only if I can do with you
Kane: Sure thing
*Flames and Kane move off on to the dance floor. Wirdo is trying to walk around but has Anastasia still attached to his leg*
Wirdo: Isn't anyone going to help me?
*No Reply*
Wirdo: Darn
Raven *appearing out of nowhere* What about Me what about Raven?
Wirdo: Like I give a damn about you
Sonar: I care Raven!
Raven: Really?
Sonar: UH Huh
Raven: I need cryptic words to say here
*Raven blinks*
Raven: Still nothing. Wanna dance?
Sonar: Sure
*And off they go to the rather packed dance floor. It's only now that Angelina has noticed that HHH has been shot. She moves over him, and pulls him into her arms slippy into the roll of loving wife. *
Angelina: Hunter dear, what happened
HHH: some little SOB shot me, while I was chasing Y2Steph
Angelina: aww you poor thing. Let me get the bullet out.
*Angelina does stuff and somehow manages to get the bullet out. She then disappears to the bathroom and comes back with a bandage, and dresses HHH's wound*
Angelina: There you go honey has good as new.
HHH: What would I do with out you dear? Now help me up so I can find the SOB that shot me and kick his punk ass. And would you stay AWAY from Jeff Hardy
Angelina: *Helping HHH* Yes dear
Will HHH get wirdo? Where the hell Is HBK? Will Angelina stay away from Jeff? Does HHH really hate Y2Steph or is it like Jericho is with Stephanie? And Speaking of where are those two? How many kids will Billion-Dollar-Ashley & Maven have? What did Flames do to Terri? Can Kane dance? Where is Taker? And for that matter where is Edge & Matt so Dani can stalk then (NEXT Chapter I promise) What IS Myko doing? What is going to happen next? Who else is going to show up? Who is going to try to kill who next? Will I ever stop asking so many questions?
A/N: Thanks to those of you who reviewed, I'll try to put you all in :)
*Y2Steph finally having lost HHH comes storming over to Sarek and Nick*
Y2Steph: Where the hell is wirdo?!?!?!
Sarek: Oh Yeah, I forgot
*Sarek calls wirdo and tell him to get his ass over here, Y2Steph just shakes her head*
Y2Steph: Well it's a bit late now isn't.
*Door Bell ring and Y2Steph opens the door to MrWeb*
MrWeb: Why am I here? How did I get here? And who are you?
Y2Steph: Webby, it's me |Lita|!
MrWeb: *groaning* Oh NO
Triple H: *appearing behind Y2Steph* There you are little Bitch.
Y2Steph: UH OH! Bye Webby
*Y2Steph takes off with HHH chasing her again with his sledgehammer. As Y2Steph runs around the room Myko comes back.*
Myko: I'm back, and look new pants
Sarek: *To Y2Steph as she runs by* I TOLD YOU SO
*Wirdo arrives*
Wirdo: You called, who do you want me to shot? Hey Myko, nice pants.
Myko: Yeah they're new. OH People looking sexy
*Myko takes off*
Wirdo: Those pants are crappy
Sarek: tell me about it.
Meph: Why are you two talking like girls?
Sarek: Because it's better than talking American.
Alpha: Is anyone gonna help Y2Steph?
Wirdo: You want me to get the big ugly guy with the huge nose that is chasing her?
Alpha: well yeah
Wirdo: Ok
*Wirdo shots HHH in the leg and HHH falls to the ground. Anastasia runs across the room and attaches herself to wirdo's leg*
Anastasia: omgomgomg you totally rule, I worship you.
Y2Steph: It's just wirdo, there isn't anything special about him.
*Wirdo gives Y2Steph a glare, she sticks her tongue out at him. Such silliness continues till Maven enters. Y2Steph turns her attention to him. *
Y2Steph: Hello tough enough winner whose name I never remember.
Billion-Dollar-Ashley: *appearing out of nowhere* It's Maven. Y2Stephanie, how could you forget that name of the sexy hunk of a man that is Maven. Maven. Come on say it with MAVEN.
Y2Steph: Maven
Billion-Dollar-Ashley: See it wasn't that hard
Y2Steph: You would be surprised.
*BDAshley ignores Y2Steph and turns to Maven, taking him by the arm*
BDAshley: Hi Maven, I'm Ashley, let me show you around, and then maybe we can go back to my place, go steady for a couple of months and get married, have a few kids and live in a nice house.
*BDAshley and Maven wander off, Y2Steph just stares at them*
SorcererDude: What is Myko doing NOW?
*Y2Steph turns and watches Myko for a bit*
Y2Steph: You now I think that might be illegal in some states.
Nick: I wouldn't be surprised if it was
Sarek: So if they cops come Myko well get sent to Australia.
Meph: Australia?
Sarek: Yeah it's out side of America.
Meph: Ok
*Meph wanders off somewhere. As Kane enter with his new girlfriend Flames*
Y2Steph: Hi Kane, Hi Flames, What happened to Terri.
*Flames just gives Y2Steph an evil look. Y2Steph takes a step back. *
Y2Steph*sqeaking*: Ok I'm going now
*Y2Steph takes off. Flames smiles to Kane*
Flames: You don't miss Terri do you Kane?
Kane: No
Flames: Good come on let's go dance
Kane: Maybe I can do the Kane juke and jive
Flames: Only if I can do with you
Kane: Sure thing
*Flames and Kane move off on to the dance floor. Wirdo is trying to walk around but has Anastasia still attached to his leg*
Wirdo: Isn't anyone going to help me?
*No Reply*
Wirdo: Darn
Raven *appearing out of nowhere* What about Me what about Raven?
Wirdo: Like I give a damn about you
Sonar: I care Raven!
Raven: Really?
Sonar: UH Huh
Raven: I need cryptic words to say here
*Raven blinks*
Raven: Still nothing. Wanna dance?
Sonar: Sure
*And off they go to the rather packed dance floor. It's only now that Angelina has noticed that HHH has been shot. She moves over him, and pulls him into her arms slippy into the roll of loving wife. *
Angelina: Hunter dear, what happened
HHH: some little SOB shot me, while I was chasing Y2Steph
Angelina: aww you poor thing. Let me get the bullet out.
*Angelina does stuff and somehow manages to get the bullet out. She then disappears to the bathroom and comes back with a bandage, and dresses HHH's wound*
Angelina: There you go honey has good as new.
HHH: What would I do with out you dear? Now help me up so I can find the SOB that shot me and kick his punk ass. And would you stay AWAY from Jeff Hardy
Angelina: *Helping HHH* Yes dear
Will HHH get wirdo? Where the hell Is HBK? Will Angelina stay away from Jeff? Does HHH really hate Y2Steph or is it like Jericho is with Stephanie? And Speaking of where are those two? How many kids will Billion-Dollar-Ashley & Maven have? What did Flames do to Terri? Can Kane dance? Where is Taker? And for that matter where is Edge & Matt so Dani can stalk then (NEXT Chapter I promise) What IS Myko doing? What is going to happen next? Who else is going to show up? Who is going to try to kill who next? Will I ever stop asking so many questions?