ZANY GIRL WITH A COMPUTER
Ch. 1: Roll call!
A.N: I told you people I had a problem with staying on one story very long, I don't where know... I MEAN! I don't -know- -where- in the hell I got this idea from, don't think that I own anyone. Oh yeah! I haven't beaten Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask yet so this is going to be right after Ocarina of Time.
DiS-dA wOrLd-ClAiMeR: I don't own, N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, I don't even know why I put either of them in here, Tamora Peirce characters, Harry Potter characters, or any other characters I might use. I own me, Kareslovo, and the red head. Rells, Sasha, Ashia, and Dani own themselves.
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N*Sync was getting ready for there concert when they noticed that Joey wasn't there, "Where is he?" Chris asked impatiently.
"Beats me," Lance muttered.
"Let's just go look for him," J.C said rolling his eyes. They all went to Chris' dressing room and when they openned the door they fell into a deep chasm, and kept on falling, and falling, and falling... Whoa! Waitaminute! *Slaps herself* Leslie stop watchin' da Energizer Bunny! Uh... yeah, riiight Leslie. Shut up! You're talking to yourself again! *Smacks herself in the head, again* Dammit!
Oh well let's get on with this story before I have a mental breakdown.
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Alanna and Jon were sitting in Duke Roger's class when the ground dropped out from under them, "HHEELLPP!!" Some of them screamed. While others tried to combine their Gifts to stop the free-falling students.
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Daine smiled as she held back a laugh and helped Maura of Dunlath get her friend, the hunter Tait. suddenly the hole widen and they fell in too! But they kept on falling...
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The Backstreet Boys were going up on the stage when it colapsed under them, and they just kept falling...
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Numair was pacing in front of the magic sheild when he tripped and fell into it. Instead of the numbing shock he expected he fell through, and beyond...
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Ashia played the Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire audio books one more time when she felt like sinking into the pillows, she did and found that she didn't -stop- sinking...
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Harry Potter was sitting in Potions class when a dark hole appeared below them, "What the?" Ron muttered.
When they all fell through everyone started screaming. Snape rolled until he was on his back and yelled, "Neville did you -drop- anything and not tell us?"
Neville turned and shouted, "No sir, it wasn't me!"
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Lord Voldemort was sitting in newly created flesh by a tall bonfire, he was contemplating what had gone wrong last time he had almost destroyed Harry Potter. The fire snaked out under his feet and opened into a big hole which he fell through. *Leslie grins wickedly* I'm having fun dropping people all over the place!
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Sailor Moon and the other Scouts, inner and outer, were running back to their homes after the last battle when a tremor passed through the earth and the ground split before them. Tuxedo Mask heard Sailor Moon's cry for help and ran to where she was. There he felt the now frail ground colapse beneath him.
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Somewhere in the Underworld four people were talking, their names were Emerald, Saphire, Diamond, and Rubeus. The Sailor Scouts past enemies. Well, two were talking and two were complaining. "Those stupid sailor brats!" Like that. A woman had green hair and was compaining to a man with red hair. A portal openned and they looked at it curriously when it suddenly swallowed them up.
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Link was just about to start his journey to go back to the castle after going through the timewarp and becoming 11 again when he saw a black portal swinging towards him. He dodged and was about to twist away again when it sucked him in.
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Zelda sighed and paced around in the palace courtyard, she was preoccupied with waiting for Link to return and didn't see the portal openning under her,
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Malon was riding around on Epona and wondering when "her" Fairy Boy would visit when Epona jumpped over an obstacle and fell into a portal.
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Saria was playing her ocarina in her special place when a wolfos attacked her. She ran from it and ended up in a portal, the wolfos vanishing in thin air.
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Ruto was thinking of her "fiance" Link and when she would be able to see him again when a portal openned and a gust of wind blew her into it.
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A little four year old girl with blue hair streaked with red and white eyes, called Kareslovo, was running along the border in the timelines when she tripped and went sprawling through a portal that had openned up.
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Dani was talking on the phone to her friend when suddenly the phone sucked her up.
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Dar-rell was settling down into her new home when the couch she was sitting on disappeared and she fell into a black hole.
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Tom Riddle, Voldemort's past, was petting his Basilisk when they both fell through a hole, and kept on falling!
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Sasha was swimming in the hotel's pool. She went under to dive and found herself breathing air, and still diving.
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The Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Tuxedo Mask, Ashia, Sasha, Dani, Dar-rell, Emerald, Diamond, Saphire, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, and everyone in Duke Roger's class found themselves sitting around a fire. A girl was standing on a platform that hung over the fire and was pacing. She looked at her watch and grumbled a bit. Finally she opened a portal and they saw another girl appear by the fire. She wore black tights and stretch pants, a black bodysuit and a black long sleeved turtleneck shirt over it and a pair of black reefwalkers.
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Leslie finished her reveiw for "Why some Tamora Pierce characters aren't married" by Faerie_Gurl and looked it over.
"*Points the SHARP end of her pocket knife at Faerie_Gurl* Lay off Roger! Yep, thats right! I have a crush on Roger! I've got a thing for bad guys, did you see that really cute insane vampire in From Dusk Tilll Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money? I thought he was cute, I told you. I have a thing for cute bad, evil, demented, wierd, psycho guys! "
"I needa get out more," She muttered darkly. ºI'm fallin' for bad guys! Well... I did think that guy in the ORIGINAL That Darn Cat was kinda cute, the blonde one of course.º She put on her dad's headphones and put her CD in it. After pressing a few buttons it started playing "Sweet Honesty," sung by MG. She clipped the CD player around her waist and started dancing. She got out her dad's Commemorative Green Beret X5, she loved it like it was her child. She put the sheath on her CD strap and tuck the dagger in securely. She picked up her pocket knife and made sure the edge was sharp, if anyone surprised her while she was home alone she wanted to be ready. She tucked the knife into the strap of the CD player, with her peper spray, and closed her eyes as she danced. A few minutes later she realised that the temperature had dropped.
Halting she openned her eyes and fell backward, "Holy shit!" She landed on something when she fell and jumped up. She looked around and saw Ashia and Sasha, she sat by them and hid as well as she could.
The red-haired girl on the platform grinned, "Hello everyone! I bet you're wondering why you're all here!"
Ashia looked around and saw that they were on a beach, "As long as it has nothing to do with Survivor or any other reality show I'm fine with it!" She called out.
"Don't worry, I just decided to throw you all together and see what will happen when I come back. Now, I want you all to know, that I might not come back for a few years," Her eyes glinted mischeviously and she winked at Leslie. "Don't kill anyone while I'm gone!"
She turned to leave but Leslie stopped her, "Hey wait! Can you atleast give me my suitcases?"
She looked at Leslie, "Sure," She said with a shrug.
The two suitcases fell behind Leslie and she grinned, "Thanks!"
"You're welcome, bye!"
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Daine turned to everyone, "What do we do?"
Everyone looked at each other, "I don't know," Neville said.
Leslie was eyeing the platform, "There's a peice of paper on the platform." She offered, "Anyone wanna go and get it?"
Everyone looked down, Sasha turned to Leslie, "I guess you go."
Leslie huffed and climbed the platform, "Hmm! This is warm!" She lay down on her stomach and looked the peice of paper over, "Roll call!" She sat up and leaned against a post, "First is from BSB! Brian!"
"Here!"
"Nick!"
"He's sleeping!"
"Okay... Kevin!"
"Peeing!"
Leslie looked at Howie and said, wryly, "I didn't need to know -that- much! A.J!"
"Right here!"
"Howie!"
"What do you need?"
She shook her head and said, a little sadly, "Popstars today!" turning her head at the protest of N*Sync and BSB she looked at the paper again, "Next is the Harry Potter crew! And Harry I think you're gonna freak at this... Voldemort!"
"What!? Voldemort!"
Voldemort stood and bowed, "I am right over here."
Leslie rolled her eyes, "Formalities not included... Tom Riddle!"
"Here!"
"Basilisk! And Daine it's not that kind."
"Hiss!" The basilisk hissed and curled up.
"Severus Snape!"
"Here."
"Harry!"
Harry was too busy glaring at Voldemort, who was glaring back, to answer. Neville piped up, "He's too busy glaring at You-Know-Who to answer mum!"
"I'm not the mistress of this isle so please don't call me mum, and I think we all know that Neville is here so next is Malfoy!"
"Ever-present!"
"Not to mention unpleasant!" Ron muttered.
"Ron!"
"Right-o!"
"Crabbe."
Crabbe grunted, because we all know that he has no brain-cells.
"Goyle."
He grunted too, he's got as many brain-cells as Crabbe.
"Hermione!"
"Here!"
"Next is the peeps from Tortall! Ala... Alan!"
"Here!"
"Roger."
"Present."
"Jon!"
"He fainted!"
"Thank you Alan, Raoul!"
"He's reviving Jon!"
"Gary!"
"He's helping Raoul!"
Leslie slapped down the paper in frustration, "Is anybody but you and Roger going to answer for themselves!?"
"I will!"
She picked the paper up again, "Okay, thank you Alex... Daine!"
"Here!"
"Numair!"
"Testing a spell!"
"Maura?"
"Here!"
"Tait!"
"Cleaning up!"
She looked around, "Next is from N*Sync! Justine!"
"It's Justin not Justine!"
"That was a typo Justin."
"Oh, sorry!"
"Lance!"
"Present and accounted for!"
"I'm not a drill sergeant! Joey!"
"Here!"
"J.C!"
"Coming!" He was running from the direction of a bunch of bushes.
"I don't wanna know... Chris!"
"Over here!"
"Ladies and a gentleman from Hyrule! Link!"
"Here!"
"Malon!"
"Heya!"
"Zelda!"
"I am here."
"Very polite Zelda, Ruto!"
"Is that my Link I see!?"
"Seeya Link! Saria!"
A single note from an ocarina was all that announced her presence.
"Inner Scouts from Juuban, Japan! Sailor Moon!"
"Here!"
Sailor Mercury!"
"Present!"
"Sailor Mars!"
"Hey everyone!"
"Sailor Venus!"
Venus flashed everyone the "peace" sign, "Hey people!"
"Sailor Jupiter!"
"Hey!"
"Outer Scouts! Sailor Saturn!"
"Yep! I'm here!"
"Sailor Uranus!" (Pronounced U-rAh-nus)
"Uranus and Neptune are... ummm... preoccupied!"
"Umm... uh... alright! Pluto!"
"PLUTO!?" All the Sailor Scouts looked up.
"Present, Past and Future!"
"Okay! Odd one out! Tuxedo Mask!"
"I am -not- the odd one out!"
"You are in my book! Next is the peeps who until now have been dead! Emerald of the horrifying laugh and the gay fan that I'm going to kill because it's pink!"
"WHAT!?" The Sailor Scouts shrieked.
"Shut it! Ya guys need ta SHUT THE FUCK UP! My ears can only stand a little amount of SHRIEKING!" Leslie bellowed.
"WHY YOU, YOU, YOU SLUT!"
Leslie flipped Emerald the bird and smiled cheerfully at everyone, "Okay she's here! Next is the jerk off Rubeus!"
"Shut up Bi-"
"Nuh uh!" Leslie waved a finger, "I wouldn't do that if I were you! Next is the sweet kind Saphire!"
"Um, hi?"
"Aww, aint he sweet, okay, enough embarassing people. Next is Diamond!"
"Here."
"Not much of a talker is he? Next is the mystifying Kareslovo!" Leslie does a double take, "Kareslovo!? What the hell?"
"Hi mom!"
Everyone looks at her funny, "She's mine from a past life peoples! Now stop staring before I kick your ass!" The BSB And N*Sync turn away cuz they're wusses and Ashia, Dani, Rell, and Sasha are looking for rope to tie her up so that she doesn't go ballistic on their ass.
Rubeus, Emerald, Mars, Voldemort, Riddle, Snape, Roger, and Tuxedo Mask stand and look at her cockily, "Yeah right! What would you be able to do?"
The song "What Would You Do" by City High floated on the breeze. Followed imediately by a funeral dirge. "You wanna see what I would do?" Leslie cartwheeled off the platform and kicked, yes kicked because if you kick it fast enough it wont burn you, I had fun with that, eight burning logs at them. Then, when they doubled over in pain, she grabbed a tree branch and cracked it hard over their heads, "Goodnight!" Then she turned to everyone like nothing happened and ignored the limp bodies on the ground. "Next are the people from my world! Ashia!"
"Not here!" (wicca, portuguese, looks like she may be a bit irish)
"Dani!"
"Yo my hommies!" (She's a local girl, hapa/ asian and phillipino, not black.)
"Dar-rell!"
"Hey everybody!" (she's black, christian, though she's hovering towards wicca, and part white)
"Sasha?"
"There's white water!" (half white half korean)
(I'm Chinese, Japanese, part white{my parents think the white might be german} Hawaiian, and half Korean. No religion, there is too much evidence that all the religions are real to make up my mind)
"Can we have surfboards?" Leslie asked the sky. 53 surfboards fell to the ground. "Thanks!" Leslie, Rell and Sasha found themselves in their bathing suits and grabbed three surfboards. "See you guys in an hour!" They were about to go into the water but something wouldn't let them, They turned and saw the others in various bathing suits and the dopes concious again, "Oh HELL no!"
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A.N: I'm sorry! I got this idea in my head and it wont leave me alone! Oh wellz! Reveiw please!
Ch. 1: Roll call!
A.N: I told you people I had a problem with staying on one story very long, I don't where know... I MEAN! I don't -know- -where- in the hell I got this idea from, don't think that I own anyone. Oh yeah! I haven't beaten Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask yet so this is going to be right after Ocarina of Time.
DiS-dA wOrLd-ClAiMeR: I don't own, N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, I don't even know why I put either of them in here, Tamora Peirce characters, Harry Potter characters, or any other characters I might use. I own me, Kareslovo, and the red head. Rells, Sasha, Ashia, and Dani own themselves.
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N*Sync was getting ready for there concert when they noticed that Joey wasn't there, "Where is he?" Chris asked impatiently.
"Beats me," Lance muttered.
"Let's just go look for him," J.C said rolling his eyes. They all went to Chris' dressing room and when they openned the door they fell into a deep chasm, and kept on falling, and falling, and falling... Whoa! Waitaminute! *Slaps herself* Leslie stop watchin' da Energizer Bunny! Uh... yeah, riiight Leslie. Shut up! You're talking to yourself again! *Smacks herself in the head, again* Dammit!
Oh well let's get on with this story before I have a mental breakdown.
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Alanna and Jon were sitting in Duke Roger's class when the ground dropped out from under them, "HHEELLPP!!" Some of them screamed. While others tried to combine their Gifts to stop the free-falling students.
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Daine smiled as she held back a laugh and helped Maura of Dunlath get her friend, the hunter Tait. suddenly the hole widen and they fell in too! But they kept on falling...
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The Backstreet Boys were going up on the stage when it colapsed under them, and they just kept falling...
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Numair was pacing in front of the magic sheild when he tripped and fell into it. Instead of the numbing shock he expected he fell through, and beyond...
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Ashia played the Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire audio books one more time when she felt like sinking into the pillows, she did and found that she didn't -stop- sinking...
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Harry Potter was sitting in Potions class when a dark hole appeared below them, "What the?" Ron muttered.
When they all fell through everyone started screaming. Snape rolled until he was on his back and yelled, "Neville did you -drop- anything and not tell us?"
Neville turned and shouted, "No sir, it wasn't me!"
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Lord Voldemort was sitting in newly created flesh by a tall bonfire, he was contemplating what had gone wrong last time he had almost destroyed Harry Potter. The fire snaked out under his feet and opened into a big hole which he fell through. *Leslie grins wickedly* I'm having fun dropping people all over the place!
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Sailor Moon and the other Scouts, inner and outer, were running back to their homes after the last battle when a tremor passed through the earth and the ground split before them. Tuxedo Mask heard Sailor Moon's cry for help and ran to where she was. There he felt the now frail ground colapse beneath him.
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Somewhere in the Underworld four people were talking, their names were Emerald, Saphire, Diamond, and Rubeus. The Sailor Scouts past enemies. Well, two were talking and two were complaining. "Those stupid sailor brats!" Like that. A woman had green hair and was compaining to a man with red hair. A portal openned and they looked at it curriously when it suddenly swallowed them up.
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Link was just about to start his journey to go back to the castle after going through the timewarp and becoming 11 again when he saw a black portal swinging towards him. He dodged and was about to twist away again when it sucked him in.
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Zelda sighed and paced around in the palace courtyard, she was preoccupied with waiting for Link to return and didn't see the portal openning under her,
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Malon was riding around on Epona and wondering when "her" Fairy Boy would visit when Epona jumpped over an obstacle and fell into a portal.
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Saria was playing her ocarina in her special place when a wolfos attacked her. She ran from it and ended up in a portal, the wolfos vanishing in thin air.
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Ruto was thinking of her "fiance" Link and when she would be able to see him again when a portal openned and a gust of wind blew her into it.
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A little four year old girl with blue hair streaked with red and white eyes, called Kareslovo, was running along the border in the timelines when she tripped and went sprawling through a portal that had openned up.
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Dani was talking on the phone to her friend when suddenly the phone sucked her up.
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Dar-rell was settling down into her new home when the couch she was sitting on disappeared and she fell into a black hole.
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Tom Riddle, Voldemort's past, was petting his Basilisk when they both fell through a hole, and kept on falling!
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Sasha was swimming in the hotel's pool. She went under to dive and found herself breathing air, and still diving.
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The Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Tuxedo Mask, Ashia, Sasha, Dani, Dar-rell, Emerald, Diamond, Saphire, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, and everyone in Duke Roger's class found themselves sitting around a fire. A girl was standing on a platform that hung over the fire and was pacing. She looked at her watch and grumbled a bit. Finally she opened a portal and they saw another girl appear by the fire. She wore black tights and stretch pants, a black bodysuit and a black long sleeved turtleneck shirt over it and a pair of black reefwalkers.
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Leslie finished her reveiw for "Why some Tamora Pierce characters aren't married" by Faerie_Gurl and looked it over.
"*Points the SHARP end of her pocket knife at Faerie_Gurl* Lay off Roger! Yep, thats right! I have a crush on Roger! I've got a thing for bad guys, did you see that really cute insane vampire in From Dusk Tilll Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money? I thought he was cute, I told you. I have a thing for cute bad, evil, demented, wierd, psycho guys! "
"I needa get out more," She muttered darkly. ºI'm fallin' for bad guys! Well... I did think that guy in the ORIGINAL That Darn Cat was kinda cute, the blonde one of course.º She put on her dad's headphones and put her CD in it. After pressing a few buttons it started playing "Sweet Honesty," sung by MG. She clipped the CD player around her waist and started dancing. She got out her dad's Commemorative Green Beret X5, she loved it like it was her child. She put the sheath on her CD strap and tuck the dagger in securely. She picked up her pocket knife and made sure the edge was sharp, if anyone surprised her while she was home alone she wanted to be ready. She tucked the knife into the strap of the CD player, with her peper spray, and closed her eyes as she danced. A few minutes later she realised that the temperature had dropped.
Halting she openned her eyes and fell backward, "Holy shit!" She landed on something when she fell and jumped up. She looked around and saw Ashia and Sasha, she sat by them and hid as well as she could.
The red-haired girl on the platform grinned, "Hello everyone! I bet you're wondering why you're all here!"
Ashia looked around and saw that they were on a beach, "As long as it has nothing to do with Survivor or any other reality show I'm fine with it!" She called out.
"Don't worry, I just decided to throw you all together and see what will happen when I come back. Now, I want you all to know, that I might not come back for a few years," Her eyes glinted mischeviously and she winked at Leslie. "Don't kill anyone while I'm gone!"
She turned to leave but Leslie stopped her, "Hey wait! Can you atleast give me my suitcases?"
She looked at Leslie, "Sure," She said with a shrug.
The two suitcases fell behind Leslie and she grinned, "Thanks!"
"You're welcome, bye!"
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Daine turned to everyone, "What do we do?"
Everyone looked at each other, "I don't know," Neville said.
Leslie was eyeing the platform, "There's a peice of paper on the platform." She offered, "Anyone wanna go and get it?"
Everyone looked down, Sasha turned to Leslie, "I guess you go."
Leslie huffed and climbed the platform, "Hmm! This is warm!" She lay down on her stomach and looked the peice of paper over, "Roll call!" She sat up and leaned against a post, "First is from BSB! Brian!"
"Here!"
"Nick!"
"He's sleeping!"
"Okay... Kevin!"
"Peeing!"
Leslie looked at Howie and said, wryly, "I didn't need to know -that- much! A.J!"
"Right here!"
"Howie!"
"What do you need?"
She shook her head and said, a little sadly, "Popstars today!" turning her head at the protest of N*Sync and BSB she looked at the paper again, "Next is the Harry Potter crew! And Harry I think you're gonna freak at this... Voldemort!"
"What!? Voldemort!"
Voldemort stood and bowed, "I am right over here."
Leslie rolled her eyes, "Formalities not included... Tom Riddle!"
"Here!"
"Basilisk! And Daine it's not that kind."
"Hiss!" The basilisk hissed and curled up.
"Severus Snape!"
"Here."
"Harry!"
Harry was too busy glaring at Voldemort, who was glaring back, to answer. Neville piped up, "He's too busy glaring at You-Know-Who to answer mum!"
"I'm not the mistress of this isle so please don't call me mum, and I think we all know that Neville is here so next is Malfoy!"
"Ever-present!"
"Not to mention unpleasant!" Ron muttered.
"Ron!"
"Right-o!"
"Crabbe."
Crabbe grunted, because we all know that he has no brain-cells.
"Goyle."
He grunted too, he's got as many brain-cells as Crabbe.
"Hermione!"
"Here!"
"Next is the peeps from Tortall! Ala... Alan!"
"Here!"
"Roger."
"Present."
"Jon!"
"He fainted!"
"Thank you Alan, Raoul!"
"He's reviving Jon!"
"Gary!"
"He's helping Raoul!"
Leslie slapped down the paper in frustration, "Is anybody but you and Roger going to answer for themselves!?"
"I will!"
She picked the paper up again, "Okay, thank you Alex... Daine!"
"Here!"
"Numair!"
"Testing a spell!"
"Maura?"
"Here!"
"Tait!"
"Cleaning up!"
She looked around, "Next is from N*Sync! Justine!"
"It's Justin not Justine!"
"That was a typo Justin."
"Oh, sorry!"
"Lance!"
"Present and accounted for!"
"I'm not a drill sergeant! Joey!"
"Here!"
"J.C!"
"Coming!" He was running from the direction of a bunch of bushes.
"I don't wanna know... Chris!"
"Over here!"
"Ladies and a gentleman from Hyrule! Link!"
"Here!"
"Malon!"
"Heya!"
"Zelda!"
"I am here."
"Very polite Zelda, Ruto!"
"Is that my Link I see!?"
"Seeya Link! Saria!"
A single note from an ocarina was all that announced her presence.
"Inner Scouts from Juuban, Japan! Sailor Moon!"
"Here!"
Sailor Mercury!"
"Present!"
"Sailor Mars!"
"Hey everyone!"
"Sailor Venus!"
Venus flashed everyone the "peace" sign, "Hey people!"
"Sailor Jupiter!"
"Hey!"
"Outer Scouts! Sailor Saturn!"
"Yep! I'm here!"
"Sailor Uranus!" (Pronounced U-rAh-nus)
"Uranus and Neptune are... ummm... preoccupied!"
"Umm... uh... alright! Pluto!"
"PLUTO!?" All the Sailor Scouts looked up.
"Present, Past and Future!"
"Okay! Odd one out! Tuxedo Mask!"
"I am -not- the odd one out!"
"You are in my book! Next is the peeps who until now have been dead! Emerald of the horrifying laugh and the gay fan that I'm going to kill because it's pink!"
"WHAT!?" The Sailor Scouts shrieked.
"Shut it! Ya guys need ta SHUT THE FUCK UP! My ears can only stand a little amount of SHRIEKING!" Leslie bellowed.
"WHY YOU, YOU, YOU SLUT!"
Leslie flipped Emerald the bird and smiled cheerfully at everyone, "Okay she's here! Next is the jerk off Rubeus!"
"Shut up Bi-"
"Nuh uh!" Leslie waved a finger, "I wouldn't do that if I were you! Next is the sweet kind Saphire!"
"Um, hi?"
"Aww, aint he sweet, okay, enough embarassing people. Next is Diamond!"
"Here."
"Not much of a talker is he? Next is the mystifying Kareslovo!" Leslie does a double take, "Kareslovo!? What the hell?"
"Hi mom!"
Everyone looks at her funny, "She's mine from a past life peoples! Now stop staring before I kick your ass!" The BSB And N*Sync turn away cuz they're wusses and Ashia, Dani, Rell, and Sasha are looking for rope to tie her up so that she doesn't go ballistic on their ass.
Rubeus, Emerald, Mars, Voldemort, Riddle, Snape, Roger, and Tuxedo Mask stand and look at her cockily, "Yeah right! What would you be able to do?"
The song "What Would You Do" by City High floated on the breeze. Followed imediately by a funeral dirge. "You wanna see what I would do?" Leslie cartwheeled off the platform and kicked, yes kicked because if you kick it fast enough it wont burn you, I had fun with that, eight burning logs at them. Then, when they doubled over in pain, she grabbed a tree branch and cracked it hard over their heads, "Goodnight!" Then she turned to everyone like nothing happened and ignored the limp bodies on the ground. "Next are the people from my world! Ashia!"
"Not here!" (wicca, portuguese, looks like she may be a bit irish)
"Dani!"
"Yo my hommies!" (She's a local girl, hapa/ asian and phillipino, not black.)
"Dar-rell!"
"Hey everybody!" (she's black, christian, though she's hovering towards wicca, and part white)
"Sasha?"
"There's white water!" (half white half korean)
(I'm Chinese, Japanese, part white{my parents think the white might be german} Hawaiian, and half Korean. No religion, there is too much evidence that all the religions are real to make up my mind)
"Can we have surfboards?" Leslie asked the sky. 53 surfboards fell to the ground. "Thanks!" Leslie, Rell and Sasha found themselves in their bathing suits and grabbed three surfboards. "See you guys in an hour!" They were about to go into the water but something wouldn't let them, They turned and saw the others in various bathing suits and the dopes concious again, "Oh HELL no!"
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A.N: I'm sorry! I got this idea in my head and it wont leave me alone! Oh wellz! Reveiw please!