ZANY GIRL WITH A COMPUTER
Ch. 2: Day one and two
A.N: Yup! Chapter two! Enjoy! In every chapter one person will be embarassed outta their minds. I think I'll have fun embarassing them all.
Disclaimer: There are too many characters to say I don't own so I'll say who I do own, me, the red head thats the reason we're on the island, and Kareslovo. Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell's own themselves. In other words I don't own them either.
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They were about to go into the water but something wouldn't let them, They turned and saw the others in various bathing suits and the dopes concious again, "Oh HELL no!"
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Leslie did a double take at the bathing suits some of them were wearing, "AHHHHH! Guys in Speedos!" She freaked out and dove behind Sasha and Rells. "The horror! Save me someone!" Dani kept on looking, Ashia looked sick and turned away, the girls freaked out, Alanna was in a bathing suit with trunks and a shirt over because she's pretending to be a guy so she had to keep looking. Rells and Sasha hid behind their surfboards.
Leslie gripped her head in both hands as a headache hit her, "You might as well get used to it," a voice said, "You, you, and you have to teach them how to surf." The red head's voice told them.
"NO! Tell somebody else ta cuz I ain't gonna!" Leslie snapped.
Sasha started freaking out too, "I don't want to teach anyone to surf! I'm just learning how to! And so is Leslie and Dar-rell!"
"No matter," The red head told them. "Go teach them what you know."
"How about this!" Leslie said perkily, "No, no, no, no, Hell no, no, no, no, and no."
"J-just go! Or I'll toss you in the water with all of them!"
Dar-rell shuddered, "Toss us in the water, I don't care! I'm not teaching BOYS!"
"Ditto!" Sasha called.
"Same on this front," Leslie said cheerily. She saw the dopes just standing there snickering and grabbed her surfboard, "DIE BASTARDS!" She attacked Rubeus, Emerald, Mars, Voldemort, Riddle, Snape, Roger, and Tuxedo Mask and slammed the surfboard down on their heads. She looked at the board which had miraculously stayed whole and grinned, "This is my new best friend forever and ever." Grinning she motioned to Dani and Asi, "Get vines." They did and Asi, Dani, and Leslie, call me Lie, tied Rubeus, Emerald, Mars, Voldemort, Riddle, Snape, Roger, and Tuxedo Mask to their boards and attached the boards to each other. Then they sent it out, "Bye!" When Leslie felt like the song "Bye, Bye, Bye" was about to be played she pulled her headphones on and blasted Marylin Manson into her head to keep the Demon song, bye, bye, bye, out. When it was over she gave everyone boards and pointed towards the water. She left the board behind and dived in.
Rell and Sash grabbed their boards and taught everyone to surf, after being doused and nearly drowned several times the dopes finally woke up. "HELP!" They shouted, "HELP ME!!!!!!!!!"
"HELL NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Leslie shouted. A funeral dirge sounded again and Leslie's head tilted, "Ever notice that the funeral dirges and wedding songs sound alike?"
Rell looked horrified, "How can you say that! I already have my wedding dress planned out! And I'm having all of my bridesmaids in lavender dresses, and-"
"And I am DEFINATELY not gonna be a bridesmaid at your wedding," Leslie said with a derisive snort.
Rell pouted, "Why on Earth not!?"
Leslie (I'm switching it here, Lie is Leslie) Lie held up a hand, "One, the bridesmaids wear dresses and I'm on a mission to kill all dresses i come upon. Two, the dresses are basically a pastel purple and after pink, pastel is the evilest color out there. Three, THE BRIDESMAIDS ARE WEARING DRESSES! I've already decided that at my wedding I'm wearing a pantsuit, black, if you have to have a gay dress make the poor sap thats marrying me wear it cuz I ain't." Then Lie turnned and swam away. She swam along the edge of the beach and found a cave to rest in. She leaned against the rocky wall and drifted off. When she woke up she was staring into two blue eyes, "What the fuck?" she asked quietly.
Sailor Moon detranformed and held out a hand, "Hi, I'm Serena."
Lie shook her hand solidly, "I'm Leslie, call me Lie."
Serena sat down next to Lie, "You know the others are looking for you."
Lie yawned, "Poor them. I'm going to sleep, g'night!"
Serena transformed and teleported Lie to the camp. Rell ran over, "WHAT HAPPENED!? WHAT'S WRONG!?"
Moon looked at her funny, "Lie fell asleep. Isn't that normal for you people?"
Rell blushed, "Uh yeah."
Daine nodded, "It is kinda time for us to sleep. So go to bed everyone!" Daine went to Numair and they found a place to sleep.
Soon after everyone went to sleep Lie got up and curled up farthest away from the fire, longing for the cold of the night to freeze the strange ache in her soul. Kareslovo joined her and slept curled up in her arms. Lie brushed a lock of hair away from Kareslovo's face, "Night sweet star." Close to dawn Lie finally joined Kareslovo in slumber.
At 6 o'clock precisely Lie woke up and held Kareslovo silently. Sometime after they had gotten back to the camp everyone found that they were wearing what they wore before bathing suits, speedos, and swim trunks replaced them. Lie faced the ocean as the sun broke through the trees and let the salty scent drift over her. "How am I supposed to last without books? Or paper? Pens?" As if the gods heard her a laptop fell in front of Lie with free unlimited internet access, a quick, very quick, speed and an everlasting battery, also it had all her files on it. A smile quirked on Lie's lips, "Am I shocked? No. Am I thrilled? Hell yea!" She picked up the water and air tight laptop bag and carried it, and Kareslovo, over to the campsite. She openned it and smiled, atleast she would be able to read and write! Imagine life without those necessities! She searched a little more and practically jumpped up and down in joy, WINMX! YAY! KORN! MARYLIN MANSON! ALIEN ANT FARM! ATTICUS! RED HOOOOOOT CHILI PEPPERS! SIMPLE PLAN! SUGAR CULT! SOUL ASYLUM! LINKIN PARK! AEROSMITH! SMASHMOUTH! EMINEM! STATIC-X! QUEEN! HELL YA! Now, for Lie to retreat from the rest of the world and hide in her corner of darkness. She put on her playlist Bohemian Rhapsody, Princes of the Universe, Children of the Korn, Freak on a Leash, Got the Life, Crawling, One Step, In the End, Papercut, High Voltage, Sticks and Stones, Attitude, and basically all of her rock and metal songs. She played them to a deafening volume and began to write.
One-by-one all the others woke up from the loud, very loud, playing of Torniquet by Marylin Manson. One person didn't wake up very gracefully, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ashia jumpped up and down in fear, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED A DREAMCATCHER!"
Sailor Saturn looked curiously at her, "Why!?"
Lie grinned, "I can answer that, we have the same problem. Ever since watching Labyrinth and Princess Bride we have nightmares of Goblin King tight pants and Prince Humperdink big nose. Though for some reason Ashia dreams of them making out."
Sasha scrunched up her nose in disgust, "EEEWWWW!"
Lie grinned, "I totally agree. Though personally just seeing them in a dream turns it into a nightmare."
Rell got up and shouted, "WILL YOU TURN THAT RACKET DOWN!?"
Lie blinked, then screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MOTHER!"
Sasha, Dani, and Ashia hid with Lie and Kareslovo. Rell pouted, "I'm not THAT bad am I?"
Dani came out and put her hand on Rell's shoulder, "No, you're worse!"
Lie gently woke Kareslovo and she started to prance around, bothering everyone. "HI! HOW ARE YA! MY NAME'S KARESLOVO! MY MOMMY CALLS ME SWEET STAR CUZ A STAR WENT KABLEWY WHEN I WAS BORN!"
SHE, uh opps, I mean she waltzed around and started to talk and chatter to everyone while Lie looked on with a raised eyebrow. "Was I ever that hyper?"
Ashia shook her head, "No, you're a loner."
"Oh gee thanks." Lie said sarcastically.
"You're welcome."
Kareslovo talked to Harry and somehow got him to kiss Hermione, who blushed furiously and her mouth gaped open and closed as if she were a fish out of water. Lie colapsed in a fit of giggles, even more so when Parvati and Goyle kissed. But Ron made gagging noises at that and Sasha shut him up, our own naive eleven-year-old Sasha kneed him, before she kissed him. Her hand flew to her mouth and she ducked behind Rell, who was trying to preach Christianity to Sailor Mars, the Hikawa Priestess. "I ALREADY HAVE A RELIGION! I AM TRAINING TO BE A HIKAWA PRIESTESS!"
"Idon'tknowaboutyou, butIlikesugar! IfoundasmallstashwithmommyandIatesome! Itwassooooogood! Idon'tknowwhyshedoesn'tgiveittopeoplemoreoften!" Kareslovo chatted at super speed.
Emerald, for that's who she was talking to, got annoyed and raise a black crystal to kill Lie's "sweet star" She looked at Kareslovo with an insane gleam in her eyes, "DIE ANNOYING BRAT!"
Kareslovo looked up innocently and Lie thrust a Commemorative Green Beret X5 into Emerald's chest, "DON'T Be touching my kid bitch!"
Emerald looked at the fatal wound on her chest, "But, but my shield was supposed to protect me."
Lie raised an eyebrow, "I surprised you, and since it was THAT close it wouldn't matter if your shield was as big as your bubble butt and as thick as your skull, you would still die."
Sailor Moon cheered, "YOU KILLED IT! YAY!"
Kareslovo was aleady moving on, "ALEX! IDAREYATOKISSGARY! NOITRIPLEDAREYA! YACAN'TGETOUTTATHAT!"
Lie stared at Kareslovo like she had a bag of weed on her, in fact that was kinda how she was acting, and the others were still trying to make sense of what she said. when it finally clicked into place;
Alex: GODDESS SAVE ME!
Gary: BY MITHROS NO!
Raoul and Jon: ALEX HAS TA KISS A GUY!
Alanna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uranus and Neptune were completely pissed, "HEY! What's wrong with that!?" Uranus shouted, Neptune was trying to calm her down but it was hard since she wanted to kick their asses too.
Lie quirked a smile and shouted out perkily, "THEY AREN'T GAY!"
Nick from BSB sighed, "Guys it's easy! Watch!" He grabbed Alex and kissed him full on the lips.
Dani and Lie looked at each other, "I always knew he was gay," Dani sighed.
Lie shrugged, "I think they all are, BSB and N*Sync."
Justin stood up, "I AM NOT GAY! I'M GOING OUT WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!"
Lie nodded, "See? He's going out with Bitchney Queers, he's gay!"
Meanwhile, Alex looked seriously stupified. He announced, in a dazed voice, "I guess it is pretty easy." Then, before Gary could react, Alex clung to him and slammed his mouth on Gary's.
Jon looked on with his mouth hanging open, "Will you look at that! I didn't think he'd actually do it!"
Kareslovo smiled innocently, "Will they get married now?"
"Maybe in a few years," Ashia giggled.
Alex grinned, "Lets see if I can convince him sooner!"
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A.N: People! Thats what happens if you stay up 2 nights in a row and get three hours of sleep total! Isn't it cool!?
Lie (pronounced Lee, not Lye) = Leslie
Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo
Sash = Sasha
Rell = Dar-rell
Asi = Ashia
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Kare hopped in front of Snape, "Are you gay?"
Snape looked down on her, "No."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No!"
"Are you gay?"
"NO!"
Ron chuckled and elbowed Harry, "Looks like someone finally got to the old git eh Harry?"
Harry nodded before turning back to Hermione.
Lie watched Kare in case she had to save her again. When Kare got to Diamond, Lie could sense something slightly different was going to happen. "You know! You look like my da-AAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!"
When Kare started to talk Lie swept her up and began to carry her away, "Sorry bout that! I think she's bothered enough people today!" Lie set Kare into their private alcove with her, "Just what were you doing!?"
Kare looked up at Lie, "He looks like daddy! I wanna go see if he is!"
Lie rubbed her forehead and held Kare's shoulder before she could run off, "Sweet star, not everyone who looks like me is me right?"
Kare nodded, "Right."
"So not everyone who looks like your daddy is him! Even if he was dead too. Besides! I'm 15 and that guys gotta be around 20 or up!" Lie babbled.
"But mommy that's only five years! Your grandma and grandpa Cho are ten years apart!" Kare said with an innocent smile.
Lie scooped her up and carried her to Mercury, "You look like a smart person! Tell her that not everyone who looks alike doesn't mean that they are the same person!"
Mercury sighed, "Well, if they were twins then no, but if they were reincarnated then they would be."
"ARGH! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!" Lie shouted she picked Kare up and suddenly went to her suitcase, she picked up a small tote bag and carried Kare away.
Sailor Venus looked up, "You know? I just realised that all of yesterday and up until now I haven't been able to use the restroom, where are they?"
JC shrugged, "Don't know, didn't really think about it until now. But I do need to use the john."
Sailor Jupiter looked around, "It's been quite a while since my last meal, maybe we should also find something to eat."
Sailor Uranus stood, "All right, everyone spread out, find food and restrooms, and maybe something to keep the fire going." Everyone, even the asses, nodded and left.
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Lie and Kare were bathing in a mildly warm three foot deep lake, with a stream leading to the ocean, that Lie had found. Lie scrubbed Kare's hair with shampoo that she had packed in her tote bag and giggled when a bunch of bubbles landed on Kare's nose. "Remember, don't tell Diamond. If you find that he was your father in my last life then just come to me and tell me okay? No one else."
"All right mama." Kare said with a nod.
Lie and Kare were rinsing their hair, they already washed and rinsed their bodies, in a mini waterfall when someone fell in the water a couple of feet away from them, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lie screamed a bloodcurdling scream and hid Kare in the waterfall. Lie grabbed her towel and wrapped it around herself, Kare being hid by the rushing water, to prevent anyone seeing anything. Lie saw tell-tale short cut silver hair and turned to Kare.
Kare whispered to her, "It's him all right, you two met like this in your last life, minus me."
Saphire came to see what was wrong and Lie screamed again. After dozens of apologies from Diamond (*Swoon*) and Saphire. Uranus, Venus (Venus and Uranus discovered that they were cousins in the Silver Milenium and this life so they were spending more time together) and Neptune came. "HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!! PEEEEEEERRRRRVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSS! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
Dani and Rell came and shooed them all away, "JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH! COULD YOU NOT SEE SHE WAS BATHING!? LEAVE! EVERYONE!"
Once Diamond, Saphire, Uranus, Neptune, and Venus were gone Dani and Rell waved goodbye and left to make sure no one else would stumble upon Lie and Kare. When Lie and Kare were done Lie typed a few things on her laptop and a red shirt and blue jean overall shorts with underwear fell on top of Lie's clothes. She dressed Kare then dressed herself in black jeans and a loose black t-shirt. She combed her hair really quickly, since her hair was half an inch on the sides and back and one inch on top only spiked with four inch long bangs covering one eye, and then procceeded to thrust a black JNCO Jeans baseball cap on it. She gave Kare a toothbrush and led her to a separate pool with a stream connecting to the one coming from the lake. Lie grabbed her own toothbrush and put some toothpaste on Kare and her own toothbrush before brushing her teeth. She and Kare rinsed and spat into the stream. Lie typed something on her laptop and a restroom with a plumbing system appeared.
Kare and her went and then Lie typed some more and the area was blocked off with a wall and door, to which she had the only key, except the streams. Kare looked up at Lie, "Momma?"
Lie sighed and they began the trek back to the camp, "Yes Sweet Star?"
Kare looked up with innocent eyes, "Why did you scream earlier?"
Lie blushed, "There are some things a man should not see in life, unless they are either my boyfriend, fiancè or husband, me naked in a lake is one of them."
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Rell was glared at Uranus, Neptune, Venus, Saphire and Diamond every 5 five seconds, well not Venus. Until an annoyed Uranus finally shouted, "WILL YOU STOP GLARING AT US!? IT'S ANNOYING!"
"WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!? I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!" Tuxedo Mask shouted. He threw a bunch of red roses and they landed everywhere, one hit Ashia and it bounced off.
Ashia raised an eyebrow, "Was that supposed to hurt? I mean come on! A rose? Gay peoples."
To the surprise of all of the Scouts, Sailor Moon started to snicker. Sailor Mars glared at her, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT MEATBALL HEAD!? SHE'S INSULTING YOUR FIANCÉ!"
Moon rubbed her forehead, "And I already told you, HE IS NOT MY FIANCÉ!"
Dani grinned, "Now you see, THAT'S a girl with taste!"
Lie and Kare stepped into the clearing and several things happened. Lie, Diamond, Saphire, Neptune and Venus blushed. Dani and Rell started glaring at Diamond, Saphire, Uranus, and Neptune. A flash of light was five feet above the ground dumping out Rini, a brownish-blonde haired Rini. Then a warp appeared and when the warp disappeared it left four distinct, to Lie atleast, figures. Lie stood with an open mouth, blush recceeding, "Oh Shit!"
For there stood Ash, Misty, Brock, and Lie's own personal hell from her fanfiction Vesmirny Mlecny Bovojniks, Tektite.
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A.N: You have a choice! who is embarassed in the next chapter!? Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Tuxedo Mask, Ashia, Sasha, Dani, Dar-rell, Diamond, Saphire, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Tektite, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, and everyone in Duke Roger's class. Emerald's dead and I got embarassed in this chapter already. I give you till the end of the week to make your descision. Reveiw and vote!
Ch. 2: Day one and two
A.N: Yup! Chapter two! Enjoy! In every chapter one person will be embarassed outta their minds. I think I'll have fun embarassing them all.
Disclaimer: There are too many characters to say I don't own so I'll say who I do own, me, the red head thats the reason we're on the island, and Kareslovo. Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell's own themselves. In other words I don't own them either.
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They were about to go into the water but something wouldn't let them, They turned and saw the others in various bathing suits and the dopes concious again, "Oh HELL no!"
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Leslie did a double take at the bathing suits some of them were wearing, "AHHHHH! Guys in Speedos!" She freaked out and dove behind Sasha and Rells. "The horror! Save me someone!" Dani kept on looking, Ashia looked sick and turned away, the girls freaked out, Alanna was in a bathing suit with trunks and a shirt over because she's pretending to be a guy so she had to keep looking. Rells and Sasha hid behind their surfboards.
Leslie gripped her head in both hands as a headache hit her, "You might as well get used to it," a voice said, "You, you, and you have to teach them how to surf." The red head's voice told them.
"NO! Tell somebody else ta cuz I ain't gonna!" Leslie snapped.
Sasha started freaking out too, "I don't want to teach anyone to surf! I'm just learning how to! And so is Leslie and Dar-rell!"
"No matter," The red head told them. "Go teach them what you know."
"How about this!" Leslie said perkily, "No, no, no, no, Hell no, no, no, no, and no."
"J-just go! Or I'll toss you in the water with all of them!"
Dar-rell shuddered, "Toss us in the water, I don't care! I'm not teaching BOYS!"
"Ditto!" Sasha called.
"Same on this front," Leslie said cheerily. She saw the dopes just standing there snickering and grabbed her surfboard, "DIE BASTARDS!" She attacked Rubeus, Emerald, Mars, Voldemort, Riddle, Snape, Roger, and Tuxedo Mask and slammed the surfboard down on their heads. She looked at the board which had miraculously stayed whole and grinned, "This is my new best friend forever and ever." Grinning she motioned to Dani and Asi, "Get vines." They did and Asi, Dani, and Leslie, call me Lie, tied Rubeus, Emerald, Mars, Voldemort, Riddle, Snape, Roger, and Tuxedo Mask to their boards and attached the boards to each other. Then they sent it out, "Bye!" When Leslie felt like the song "Bye, Bye, Bye" was about to be played she pulled her headphones on and blasted Marylin Manson into her head to keep the Demon song, bye, bye, bye, out. When it was over she gave everyone boards and pointed towards the water. She left the board behind and dived in.
Rell and Sash grabbed their boards and taught everyone to surf, after being doused and nearly drowned several times the dopes finally woke up. "HELP!" They shouted, "HELP ME!!!!!!!!!"
"HELL NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Leslie shouted. A funeral dirge sounded again and Leslie's head tilted, "Ever notice that the funeral dirges and wedding songs sound alike?"
Rell looked horrified, "How can you say that! I already have my wedding dress planned out! And I'm having all of my bridesmaids in lavender dresses, and-"
"And I am DEFINATELY not gonna be a bridesmaid at your wedding," Leslie said with a derisive snort.
Rell pouted, "Why on Earth not!?"
Leslie (I'm switching it here, Lie is Leslie) Lie held up a hand, "One, the bridesmaids wear dresses and I'm on a mission to kill all dresses i come upon. Two, the dresses are basically a pastel purple and after pink, pastel is the evilest color out there. Three, THE BRIDESMAIDS ARE WEARING DRESSES! I've already decided that at my wedding I'm wearing a pantsuit, black, if you have to have a gay dress make the poor sap thats marrying me wear it cuz I ain't." Then Lie turnned and swam away. She swam along the edge of the beach and found a cave to rest in. She leaned against the rocky wall and drifted off. When she woke up she was staring into two blue eyes, "What the fuck?" she asked quietly.
Sailor Moon detranformed and held out a hand, "Hi, I'm Serena."
Lie shook her hand solidly, "I'm Leslie, call me Lie."
Serena sat down next to Lie, "You know the others are looking for you."
Lie yawned, "Poor them. I'm going to sleep, g'night!"
Serena transformed and teleported Lie to the camp. Rell ran over, "WHAT HAPPENED!? WHAT'S WRONG!?"
Moon looked at her funny, "Lie fell asleep. Isn't that normal for you people?"
Rell blushed, "Uh yeah."
Daine nodded, "It is kinda time for us to sleep. So go to bed everyone!" Daine went to Numair and they found a place to sleep.
Soon after everyone went to sleep Lie got up and curled up farthest away from the fire, longing for the cold of the night to freeze the strange ache in her soul. Kareslovo joined her and slept curled up in her arms. Lie brushed a lock of hair away from Kareslovo's face, "Night sweet star." Close to dawn Lie finally joined Kareslovo in slumber.
At 6 o'clock precisely Lie woke up and held Kareslovo silently. Sometime after they had gotten back to the camp everyone found that they were wearing what they wore before bathing suits, speedos, and swim trunks replaced them. Lie faced the ocean as the sun broke through the trees and let the salty scent drift over her. "How am I supposed to last without books? Or paper? Pens?" As if the gods heard her a laptop fell in front of Lie with free unlimited internet access, a quick, very quick, speed and an everlasting battery, also it had all her files on it. A smile quirked on Lie's lips, "Am I shocked? No. Am I thrilled? Hell yea!" She picked up the water and air tight laptop bag and carried it, and Kareslovo, over to the campsite. She openned it and smiled, atleast she would be able to read and write! Imagine life without those necessities! She searched a little more and practically jumpped up and down in joy, WINMX! YAY! KORN! MARYLIN MANSON! ALIEN ANT FARM! ATTICUS! RED HOOOOOOT CHILI PEPPERS! SIMPLE PLAN! SUGAR CULT! SOUL ASYLUM! LINKIN PARK! AEROSMITH! SMASHMOUTH! EMINEM! STATIC-X! QUEEN! HELL YA! Now, for Lie to retreat from the rest of the world and hide in her corner of darkness. She put on her playlist Bohemian Rhapsody, Princes of the Universe, Children of the Korn, Freak on a Leash, Got the Life, Crawling, One Step, In the End, Papercut, High Voltage, Sticks and Stones, Attitude, and basically all of her rock and metal songs. She played them to a deafening volume and began to write.
One-by-one all the others woke up from the loud, very loud, playing of Torniquet by Marylin Manson. One person didn't wake up very gracefully, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ashia jumpped up and down in fear, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED A DREAMCATCHER!"
Sailor Saturn looked curiously at her, "Why!?"
Lie grinned, "I can answer that, we have the same problem. Ever since watching Labyrinth and Princess Bride we have nightmares of Goblin King tight pants and Prince Humperdink big nose. Though for some reason Ashia dreams of them making out."
Sasha scrunched up her nose in disgust, "EEEWWWW!"
Lie grinned, "I totally agree. Though personally just seeing them in a dream turns it into a nightmare."
Rell got up and shouted, "WILL YOU TURN THAT RACKET DOWN!?"
Lie blinked, then screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MOTHER!"
Sasha, Dani, and Ashia hid with Lie and Kareslovo. Rell pouted, "I'm not THAT bad am I?"
Dani came out and put her hand on Rell's shoulder, "No, you're worse!"
Lie gently woke Kareslovo and she started to prance around, bothering everyone. "HI! HOW ARE YA! MY NAME'S KARESLOVO! MY MOMMY CALLS ME SWEET STAR CUZ A STAR WENT KABLEWY WHEN I WAS BORN!"
SHE, uh opps, I mean she waltzed around and started to talk and chatter to everyone while Lie looked on with a raised eyebrow. "Was I ever that hyper?"
Ashia shook her head, "No, you're a loner."
"Oh gee thanks." Lie said sarcastically.
"You're welcome."
Kareslovo talked to Harry and somehow got him to kiss Hermione, who blushed furiously and her mouth gaped open and closed as if she were a fish out of water. Lie colapsed in a fit of giggles, even more so when Parvati and Goyle kissed. But Ron made gagging noises at that and Sasha shut him up, our own naive eleven-year-old Sasha kneed him, before she kissed him. Her hand flew to her mouth and she ducked behind Rell, who was trying to preach Christianity to Sailor Mars, the Hikawa Priestess. "I ALREADY HAVE A RELIGION! I AM TRAINING TO BE A HIKAWA PRIESTESS!"
"Idon'tknowaboutyou, butIlikesugar! IfoundasmallstashwithmommyandIatesome! Itwassooooogood! Idon'tknowwhyshedoesn'tgiveittopeoplemoreoften!" Kareslovo chatted at super speed.
Emerald, for that's who she was talking to, got annoyed and raise a black crystal to kill Lie's "sweet star" She looked at Kareslovo with an insane gleam in her eyes, "DIE ANNOYING BRAT!"
Kareslovo looked up innocently and Lie thrust a Commemorative Green Beret X5 into Emerald's chest, "DON'T Be touching my kid bitch!"
Emerald looked at the fatal wound on her chest, "But, but my shield was supposed to protect me."
Lie raised an eyebrow, "I surprised you, and since it was THAT close it wouldn't matter if your shield was as big as your bubble butt and as thick as your skull, you would still die."
Sailor Moon cheered, "YOU KILLED IT! YAY!"
Kareslovo was aleady moving on, "ALEX! IDAREYATOKISSGARY! NOITRIPLEDAREYA! YACAN'TGETOUTTATHAT!"
Lie stared at Kareslovo like she had a bag of weed on her, in fact that was kinda how she was acting, and the others were still trying to make sense of what she said. when it finally clicked into place;
Alex: GODDESS SAVE ME!
Gary: BY MITHROS NO!
Raoul and Jon: ALEX HAS TA KISS A GUY!
Alanna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uranus and Neptune were completely pissed, "HEY! What's wrong with that!?" Uranus shouted, Neptune was trying to calm her down but it was hard since she wanted to kick their asses too.
Lie quirked a smile and shouted out perkily, "THEY AREN'T GAY!"
Nick from BSB sighed, "Guys it's easy! Watch!" He grabbed Alex and kissed him full on the lips.
Dani and Lie looked at each other, "I always knew he was gay," Dani sighed.
Lie shrugged, "I think they all are, BSB and N*Sync."
Justin stood up, "I AM NOT GAY! I'M GOING OUT WITH BRITNEY SPEARS!"
Lie nodded, "See? He's going out with Bitchney Queers, he's gay!"
Meanwhile, Alex looked seriously stupified. He announced, in a dazed voice, "I guess it is pretty easy." Then, before Gary could react, Alex clung to him and slammed his mouth on Gary's.
Jon looked on with his mouth hanging open, "Will you look at that! I didn't think he'd actually do it!"
Kareslovo smiled innocently, "Will they get married now?"
"Maybe in a few years," Ashia giggled.
Alex grinned, "Lets see if I can convince him sooner!"
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A.N: People! Thats what happens if you stay up 2 nights in a row and get three hours of sleep total! Isn't it cool!?
Lie (pronounced Lee, not Lye) = Leslie
Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo
Sash = Sasha
Rell = Dar-rell
Asi = Ashia
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Kare hopped in front of Snape, "Are you gay?"
Snape looked down on her, "No."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No!"
"Are you gay?"
"NO!"
Ron chuckled and elbowed Harry, "Looks like someone finally got to the old git eh Harry?"
Harry nodded before turning back to Hermione.
Lie watched Kare in case she had to save her again. When Kare got to Diamond, Lie could sense something slightly different was going to happen. "You know! You look like my da-AAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!"
When Kare started to talk Lie swept her up and began to carry her away, "Sorry bout that! I think she's bothered enough people today!" Lie set Kare into their private alcove with her, "Just what were you doing!?"
Kare looked up at Lie, "He looks like daddy! I wanna go see if he is!"
Lie rubbed her forehead and held Kare's shoulder before she could run off, "Sweet star, not everyone who looks like me is me right?"
Kare nodded, "Right."
"So not everyone who looks like your daddy is him! Even if he was dead too. Besides! I'm 15 and that guys gotta be around 20 or up!" Lie babbled.
"But mommy that's only five years! Your grandma and grandpa Cho are ten years apart!" Kare said with an innocent smile.
Lie scooped her up and carried her to Mercury, "You look like a smart person! Tell her that not everyone who looks alike doesn't mean that they are the same person!"
Mercury sighed, "Well, if they were twins then no, but if they were reincarnated then they would be."
"ARGH! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!" Lie shouted she picked Kare up and suddenly went to her suitcase, she picked up a small tote bag and carried Kare away.
Sailor Venus looked up, "You know? I just realised that all of yesterday and up until now I haven't been able to use the restroom, where are they?"
JC shrugged, "Don't know, didn't really think about it until now. But I do need to use the john."
Sailor Jupiter looked around, "It's been quite a while since my last meal, maybe we should also find something to eat."
Sailor Uranus stood, "All right, everyone spread out, find food and restrooms, and maybe something to keep the fire going." Everyone, even the asses, nodded and left.
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Lie and Kare were bathing in a mildly warm three foot deep lake, with a stream leading to the ocean, that Lie had found. Lie scrubbed Kare's hair with shampoo that she had packed in her tote bag and giggled when a bunch of bubbles landed on Kare's nose. "Remember, don't tell Diamond. If you find that he was your father in my last life then just come to me and tell me okay? No one else."
"All right mama." Kare said with a nod.
Lie and Kare were rinsing their hair, they already washed and rinsed their bodies, in a mini waterfall when someone fell in the water a couple of feet away from them, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lie screamed a bloodcurdling scream and hid Kare in the waterfall. Lie grabbed her towel and wrapped it around herself, Kare being hid by the rushing water, to prevent anyone seeing anything. Lie saw tell-tale short cut silver hair and turned to Kare.
Kare whispered to her, "It's him all right, you two met like this in your last life, minus me."
Saphire came to see what was wrong and Lie screamed again. After dozens of apologies from Diamond (*Swoon*) and Saphire. Uranus, Venus (Venus and Uranus discovered that they were cousins in the Silver Milenium and this life so they were spending more time together) and Neptune came. "HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!! PEEEEEEERRRRRVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSS! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
Dani and Rell came and shooed them all away, "JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH! COULD YOU NOT SEE SHE WAS BATHING!? LEAVE! EVERYONE!"
Once Diamond, Saphire, Uranus, Neptune, and Venus were gone Dani and Rell waved goodbye and left to make sure no one else would stumble upon Lie and Kare. When Lie and Kare were done Lie typed a few things on her laptop and a red shirt and blue jean overall shorts with underwear fell on top of Lie's clothes. She dressed Kare then dressed herself in black jeans and a loose black t-shirt. She combed her hair really quickly, since her hair was half an inch on the sides and back and one inch on top only spiked with four inch long bangs covering one eye, and then procceeded to thrust a black JNCO Jeans baseball cap on it. She gave Kare a toothbrush and led her to a separate pool with a stream connecting to the one coming from the lake. Lie grabbed her own toothbrush and put some toothpaste on Kare and her own toothbrush before brushing her teeth. She and Kare rinsed and spat into the stream. Lie typed something on her laptop and a restroom with a plumbing system appeared.
Kare and her went and then Lie typed some more and the area was blocked off with a wall and door, to which she had the only key, except the streams. Kare looked up at Lie, "Momma?"
Lie sighed and they began the trek back to the camp, "Yes Sweet Star?"
Kare looked up with innocent eyes, "Why did you scream earlier?"
Lie blushed, "There are some things a man should not see in life, unless they are either my boyfriend, fiancè or husband, me naked in a lake is one of them."
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Rell was glared at Uranus, Neptune, Venus, Saphire and Diamond every 5 five seconds, well not Venus. Until an annoyed Uranus finally shouted, "WILL YOU STOP GLARING AT US!? IT'S ANNOYING!"
"WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!? I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!" Tuxedo Mask shouted. He threw a bunch of red roses and they landed everywhere, one hit Ashia and it bounced off.
Ashia raised an eyebrow, "Was that supposed to hurt? I mean come on! A rose? Gay peoples."
To the surprise of all of the Scouts, Sailor Moon started to snicker. Sailor Mars glared at her, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT MEATBALL HEAD!? SHE'S INSULTING YOUR FIANCÉ!"
Moon rubbed her forehead, "And I already told you, HE IS NOT MY FIANCÉ!"
Dani grinned, "Now you see, THAT'S a girl with taste!"
Lie and Kare stepped into the clearing and several things happened. Lie, Diamond, Saphire, Neptune and Venus blushed. Dani and Rell started glaring at Diamond, Saphire, Uranus, and Neptune. A flash of light was five feet above the ground dumping out Rini, a brownish-blonde haired Rini. Then a warp appeared and when the warp disappeared it left four distinct, to Lie atleast, figures. Lie stood with an open mouth, blush recceeding, "Oh Shit!"
For there stood Ash, Misty, Brock, and Lie's own personal hell from her fanfiction Vesmirny Mlecny Bovojniks, Tektite.
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A.N: You have a choice! who is embarassed in the next chapter!? Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Tuxedo Mask, Ashia, Sasha, Dani, Dar-rell, Diamond, Saphire, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Tektite, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, and everyone in Duke Roger's class. Emerald's dead and I got embarassed in this chapter already. I give you till the end of the week to make your descision. Reveiw and vote!