ZANY GIRL WITH A COMPUTER
Ch. 3: Day two and three
A.N: Well, only one person reveiwed so this chapter goes out to Kate! DARIAN BASHING! KILL THE BASTARD! HEY! I just might!
Disclaimer: I own, the red head who is the reason we're on the island, Tektite, unfortunately, Kareslovo, (who is actually a ghost who claims to be my kid) me, myself, and I. Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell's own themselves, I don't own them either.
Lie (pronounced Lee) = Leslie
Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo
Sash = Sasha
Rell = Dar-rell
Asi = Ashia
*Author Actions*
ºThoughtsº
-Italics-
¥Wild Magic Animal Speach¥
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^Last Time^-
A flash of light was five feet above the ground dumping out Rini, a brownish-blonde haired Rini. Then a warp appeared and when the warp disappeared it left four distinct, to Lie atleast, figures. Lie stood with an open mouth, blush recceeding, "Oh Shit!"
For there stood Ash, Misty, Brock, and Lie's own personal hell from her fanfiction Vesmirny Mlecny Bovojniks, Tektite.
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Kare hugged Lie, "Mommy? What's going on?"
Lie's mouth gaped open and closed, "Hell decided to move in and torture me for hating jackasses, by bringing one here." She shook herself, "Everyone, meet Ash, Misty, and Brock from Kanto. And Tektite, from hell." The redhead appeared and whacked Lie on the head, "I mean Satan from hell." The redhead hit her again. "ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! Tektite, King of the Solarian Moon Kingdom." The redhead nodded appreciatively and disappeared. "Hloupy fena!" (Stupid bitch!)
The redhead's voice could be heard, "Just for that you're getting Emerald back!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Moon shrieked.
Red light curled above them and a figure in a ghastly green dress fell. When she landed it was on Tuxy-boy. Her skirt over his head giving him a good veiw of her purple underwear. "PERVERT!" She screeched. She picked up her hideous pink fan and started whacking Tuxedo with it.
Tuxedo Mask fell into the ocean and came out with the tux clinging to his body. Venus scanned him, "I see why you don't want him Moon! He's so small down there!"
Rubeus snickered as did Riddle, Adair and Roger. Moon giggled, "Are you kidding! That's a sock!"
Tuxedo Fag tried to keep up a manly appearance but it was spoiled since the sock started to hang from water-log. Lie turned to the Scouts, "For sanity's sake I think you guys should de-transform, those skirts are too short and I think that Conte over there would be having a nose-bleed if he was an anime character." Moon turned to see that Jonathan of Conte was staring rather openly. Moon was about to detransform when Lie stopped her, "I've seen your detransformation, go in the bushes if you're going to do it."
Suddenly the water-logged sock and his water-logged pants became to much and they both fell off of Tuxedo Fag. A very twilight zone thing happened, multiple scattered images of all the girls appeared as they all screamed in horror, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Echoed everywhere, sounding clear across the island. Lie covered Kare's eyes and Moon did the same to Rini. All of the men, except Tux, were laughing, even ones you would never have thought about.
Tuxedo crossed his legs to cover something that was L-I-T-T-E-R-A-L-Y the size of a peanut. Moon turned to Pluto, "How the hell was the first Rini conceived?"
Pluto looked genuinely stunned, "I have no clue, maybe she was a test tube baby."
Dani looked thoughtful, "It's gotta be hell when he needs pleasuring, who would do anything -that- small? I don't think even whores would."
"You would know," Mars said a little TOO loudly.
Sash, Rell, Lie, and Asi turned on her, "What did you just say?" Rell said quietly.
Okay, yeah, sure. They all would admit that Dani looked like a whore. She was wearing a neon yellow tube top and a matching neon yellow short skirt for cryin' out loud! But that did not give this bitch the right to insult her.
Moon and Venus stepped away as Jupiter and Mercury added their two cents. "I agree with the implications of Mars' statement, there is no logical way for someone not of the prostitutional field to know what they would or would not do in a situation like this." Mercury said in a snide and scholarly tone.
Sash turned to Lie, "Did you understand that at all?"
Lie smiled grimly, "Yes, and I have one thing to say to them." She stuck both of her middle fingers up, "I don't listen to bitches." Lie and the others turned their backs on them when they heard angry noises and fists hitting each other. She turned to see the asses holding back Mars, Mercury and Jupiter as Saphire, Neptune and Link held Venus, Moon and Dani back with Jonathan, Tait and Brock's help. "Who started it." Lie said calmly.
No one knew, everyones backs had been turned when Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Moon and Dani launched themselves at each other, though Tux was ABSOLUTELY certain that it was Dani's fault. Uranus kept saying it was Mars' fault. Emerald kept pointing to Moon and Saphire was growling in Stupider's, I mean Jupiter's, direction. "SHUT IT!" Rell shouted.
Lie roared, "EVERYONE JUST QUIT IT!" Night was rapidly approaching and someone suggested that they all get some sleep.
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Lie shook sand out of her hair and held Kare close to her body to warm the little girl. Strange noises quickly reached Lie's ears. "God fucking dammit! Can't these fucking assholes just be quiet!" She muttered as she put her music to full blast, effectively waking up every single person on the island.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lie whipped her knife out to protect Kare and five unknown girls ran from a spot in the trees. One had short blonde hair and wore a leather bikini looking thing. One had long blonde hair in a silk bikini with a shear pink night dress over it. One had light brown hair to her collar bone and wore a sports bra and sweat pants. One had dark brown hair to her collar bone and wore a skin tight white tee with black pants and suspenders over it. The last one had light brown hair to her collar bone and was wearing a brown tee with gray slacks.
Everyone turned to Lie for an explanation, Lie glared at them, "WHAT!? AM I SUDDENLY THE ALL KNOWING ONE HERE?" She turned to Asi, "YOU KNOW SOME OF THEM! YOU TALK!"
Asi shrugged, "You're the only one who is actually positive on these peoples identities, I can only guess."
Lie openned her mouth to retort but the air split open and nine people dropped out. This was too much for poor Lie, who yes did recognise all of them, and she fainted onto the sandy beach. Kare looked at her mom, mouth gaping in disbelief. She launched herself at the eleven new people. "YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED HER! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!" Kare grabed one around the neck and started to strangle them. The one she was strangling was a male with light brown short cut hair and green eyes. He was taken by surprise and the man next to him, a man with short dark brown hair in navy slacks and a white tee, shot a mild energy ball that knocked Kare away. She looked up with watery eyes and a trembling lower lip. Rini knew, instinctively, what was going to happen, grabbed Serena and ran. "WWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!" A silver energy wave rushed over the island, knocking people on their backs.
It shot through Lie and she jumpped up, "ALL RIGHT! WHO'S THE FUCKER THAT MADE HER CRY!"
Kare stopped and jumped into her arms, "Mommy!" Tears miraculously gone she smiled and curled up in her arms.
Lie looked stunned, "Is it just me or is this situation confusing as hell?"
"Confusing as hell." A voice said.
We all turned and saw the red-head, Lie bowed mockingly, "Oh great bitch of the isle, what the hell are you doing bringing more people here when we can hardly keep track of the ones on this rock now."
The red-head glared at her evily, "Watch it or I'll clone Tektite, Rubeus, Emerald, and Tuxedo Fag."
Serena paled at the mention of Tuxy, "Now, now, no need to be hasty, I'll make sure Lie keeps her mouth shut." Lie openned her mouth to yell and Serena ripped Mina's ribbon off and gagged Lie. "See?"
Lie's fury reached it's max and she did something she doubted she could've done if Kare hadn't told her of her past. The ribbon burst into flames and she spat out the ashes. Kare smiled and snuggled deeper into Lie's arms, ºShe has arrived.º Kare smirked at everyone, "That is what my mommy was when she had me. Power was her blood," She looked sad, "She's still not all there, she needs her friends and husband first."
Lie covered Kare's mouth, "Hush sweet star." Lie glared at the red-head, "Since I have no choice may I present." Lie pointed to each of the newcomers, "Xena, Gabrielle, Ares, Aphrodite, Hercules and Iolaus (sp?) from Greece." She pointed to the others, "Pheobe, Piper, Paige, Leo, and Cole from The U.S. of A." She looked at the last three, and pointed, "Shellee, Michelle, and Randal Ogawa, my cousins from Cali." Then she went to her lap top and blasted the music.
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A.N: Short chap, I know. The whole sock idea was from my very good friend Ashia, while we were watching the Labyrinth, obviously she questiong if that was real or a double rolled sock. The whole "Tuxedo Fag's equipment being as small as a peanut came from 'Kids' sung by Eminem. Also, you have a choice. Those embarassed will be? Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Rini, Ashia, Sasha, Dar-rell, Dani, me, Diamond, Saphire, Tektite, Emerald, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Hercules, Iolaus, Ares, Aphrodite, Xena, Gabrielle, Piper, Cole, Pheobe, Leo, Paige, Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Tektite, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, Roger, Jonathan, Alex, Alanna, Gary, or Raoul. You have till the middle of this week!
Ch. 3: Day two and three
A.N: Well, only one person reveiwed so this chapter goes out to Kate! DARIAN BASHING! KILL THE BASTARD! HEY! I just might!
Disclaimer: I own, the red head who is the reason we're on the island, Tektite, unfortunately, Kareslovo, (who is actually a ghost who claims to be my kid) me, myself, and I. Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell's own themselves, I don't own them either.
Lie (pronounced Lee) = Leslie
Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo
Sash = Sasha
Rell = Dar-rell
Asi = Ashia
*Author Actions*
ºThoughtsº
-Italics-
¥Wild Magic Animal Speach¥
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^Last Time^-
A flash of light was five feet above the ground dumping out Rini, a brownish-blonde haired Rini. Then a warp appeared and when the warp disappeared it left four distinct, to Lie atleast, figures. Lie stood with an open mouth, blush recceeding, "Oh Shit!"
For there stood Ash, Misty, Brock, and Lie's own personal hell from her fanfiction Vesmirny Mlecny Bovojniks, Tektite.
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Kare hugged Lie, "Mommy? What's going on?"
Lie's mouth gaped open and closed, "Hell decided to move in and torture me for hating jackasses, by bringing one here." She shook herself, "Everyone, meet Ash, Misty, and Brock from Kanto. And Tektite, from hell." The redhead appeared and whacked Lie on the head, "I mean Satan from hell." The redhead hit her again. "ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! Tektite, King of the Solarian Moon Kingdom." The redhead nodded appreciatively and disappeared. "Hloupy fena!" (Stupid bitch!)
The redhead's voice could be heard, "Just for that you're getting Emerald back!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Moon shrieked.
Red light curled above them and a figure in a ghastly green dress fell. When she landed it was on Tuxy-boy. Her skirt over his head giving him a good veiw of her purple underwear. "PERVERT!" She screeched. She picked up her hideous pink fan and started whacking Tuxedo with it.
Tuxedo Mask fell into the ocean and came out with the tux clinging to his body. Venus scanned him, "I see why you don't want him Moon! He's so small down there!"
Rubeus snickered as did Riddle, Adair and Roger. Moon giggled, "Are you kidding! That's a sock!"
Tuxedo Fag tried to keep up a manly appearance but it was spoiled since the sock started to hang from water-log. Lie turned to the Scouts, "For sanity's sake I think you guys should de-transform, those skirts are too short and I think that Conte over there would be having a nose-bleed if he was an anime character." Moon turned to see that Jonathan of Conte was staring rather openly. Moon was about to detransform when Lie stopped her, "I've seen your detransformation, go in the bushes if you're going to do it."
Suddenly the water-logged sock and his water-logged pants became to much and they both fell off of Tuxedo Fag. A very twilight zone thing happened, multiple scattered images of all the girls appeared as they all screamed in horror, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Echoed everywhere, sounding clear across the island. Lie covered Kare's eyes and Moon did the same to Rini. All of the men, except Tux, were laughing, even ones you would never have thought about.
Tuxedo crossed his legs to cover something that was L-I-T-T-E-R-A-L-Y the size of a peanut. Moon turned to Pluto, "How the hell was the first Rini conceived?"
Pluto looked genuinely stunned, "I have no clue, maybe she was a test tube baby."
Dani looked thoughtful, "It's gotta be hell when he needs pleasuring, who would do anything -that- small? I don't think even whores would."
"You would know," Mars said a little TOO loudly.
Sash, Rell, Lie, and Asi turned on her, "What did you just say?" Rell said quietly.
Okay, yeah, sure. They all would admit that Dani looked like a whore. She was wearing a neon yellow tube top and a matching neon yellow short skirt for cryin' out loud! But that did not give this bitch the right to insult her.
Moon and Venus stepped away as Jupiter and Mercury added their two cents. "I agree with the implications of Mars' statement, there is no logical way for someone not of the prostitutional field to know what they would or would not do in a situation like this." Mercury said in a snide and scholarly tone.
Sash turned to Lie, "Did you understand that at all?"
Lie smiled grimly, "Yes, and I have one thing to say to them." She stuck both of her middle fingers up, "I don't listen to bitches." Lie and the others turned their backs on them when they heard angry noises and fists hitting each other. She turned to see the asses holding back Mars, Mercury and Jupiter as Saphire, Neptune and Link held Venus, Moon and Dani back with Jonathan, Tait and Brock's help. "Who started it." Lie said calmly.
No one knew, everyones backs had been turned when Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Moon and Dani launched themselves at each other, though Tux was ABSOLUTELY certain that it was Dani's fault. Uranus kept saying it was Mars' fault. Emerald kept pointing to Moon and Saphire was growling in Stupider's, I mean Jupiter's, direction. "SHUT IT!" Rell shouted.
Lie roared, "EVERYONE JUST QUIT IT!" Night was rapidly approaching and someone suggested that they all get some sleep.
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Lie shook sand out of her hair and held Kare close to her body to warm the little girl. Strange noises quickly reached Lie's ears. "God fucking dammit! Can't these fucking assholes just be quiet!" She muttered as she put her music to full blast, effectively waking up every single person on the island.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lie whipped her knife out to protect Kare and five unknown girls ran from a spot in the trees. One had short blonde hair and wore a leather bikini looking thing. One had long blonde hair in a silk bikini with a shear pink night dress over it. One had light brown hair to her collar bone and wore a sports bra and sweat pants. One had dark brown hair to her collar bone and wore a skin tight white tee with black pants and suspenders over it. The last one had light brown hair to her collar bone and was wearing a brown tee with gray slacks.
Everyone turned to Lie for an explanation, Lie glared at them, "WHAT!? AM I SUDDENLY THE ALL KNOWING ONE HERE?" She turned to Asi, "YOU KNOW SOME OF THEM! YOU TALK!"
Asi shrugged, "You're the only one who is actually positive on these peoples identities, I can only guess."
Lie openned her mouth to retort but the air split open and nine people dropped out. This was too much for poor Lie, who yes did recognise all of them, and she fainted onto the sandy beach. Kare looked at her mom, mouth gaping in disbelief. She launched herself at the eleven new people. "YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED HER! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!" Kare grabed one around the neck and started to strangle them. The one she was strangling was a male with light brown short cut hair and green eyes. He was taken by surprise and the man next to him, a man with short dark brown hair in navy slacks and a white tee, shot a mild energy ball that knocked Kare away. She looked up with watery eyes and a trembling lower lip. Rini knew, instinctively, what was going to happen, grabbed Serena and ran. "WWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!" A silver energy wave rushed over the island, knocking people on their backs.
It shot through Lie and she jumpped up, "ALL RIGHT! WHO'S THE FUCKER THAT MADE HER CRY!"
Kare stopped and jumped into her arms, "Mommy!" Tears miraculously gone she smiled and curled up in her arms.
Lie looked stunned, "Is it just me or is this situation confusing as hell?"
"Confusing as hell." A voice said.
We all turned and saw the red-head, Lie bowed mockingly, "Oh great bitch of the isle, what the hell are you doing bringing more people here when we can hardly keep track of the ones on this rock now."
The red-head glared at her evily, "Watch it or I'll clone Tektite, Rubeus, Emerald, and Tuxedo Fag."
Serena paled at the mention of Tuxy, "Now, now, no need to be hasty, I'll make sure Lie keeps her mouth shut." Lie openned her mouth to yell and Serena ripped Mina's ribbon off and gagged Lie. "See?"
Lie's fury reached it's max and she did something she doubted she could've done if Kare hadn't told her of her past. The ribbon burst into flames and she spat out the ashes. Kare smiled and snuggled deeper into Lie's arms, ºShe has arrived.º Kare smirked at everyone, "That is what my mommy was when she had me. Power was her blood," She looked sad, "She's still not all there, she needs her friends and husband first."
Lie covered Kare's mouth, "Hush sweet star." Lie glared at the red-head, "Since I have no choice may I present." Lie pointed to each of the newcomers, "Xena, Gabrielle, Ares, Aphrodite, Hercules and Iolaus (sp?) from Greece." She pointed to the others, "Pheobe, Piper, Paige, Leo, and Cole from The U.S. of A." She looked at the last three, and pointed, "Shellee, Michelle, and Randal Ogawa, my cousins from Cali." Then she went to her lap top and blasted the music.
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A.N: Short chap, I know. The whole sock idea was from my very good friend Ashia, while we were watching the Labyrinth, obviously she questiong if that was real or a double rolled sock. The whole "Tuxedo Fag's equipment being as small as a peanut came from 'Kids' sung by Eminem. Also, you have a choice. Those embarassed will be? Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Rini, Ashia, Sasha, Dar-rell, Dani, me, Diamond, Saphire, Tektite, Emerald, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Hercules, Iolaus, Ares, Aphrodite, Xena, Gabrielle, Piper, Cole, Pheobe, Leo, Paige, Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Tektite, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, Roger, Jonathan, Alex, Alanna, Gary, or Raoul. You have till the middle of this week!