ZANY GIRL WITH A COMPUTER
Ch. 4: Day four and five, voting shall comense!
A.N: Well! If all I had to do is threaten you people to get reveiws I would have done it sooner!
*the evil red-head appears* Red-Head: Hi y'all! Who do you people think I should bring in? Just to confuse poor Leslie.
*Leslie, me, glares at the evil woman* Me: Good Grief baka! Will you stop it already! We've got enough idiots on the Hell's Isle! *Shuts her mouth and looks around at the stunned readers* Uh, oh-oh, I wasn't supposed to tell you but... Hell's Isle is litterally Hell, when anybody steps out of the boundries they will be the new residents of hell, I can't warn them because the evil red-head, AKA Demonica (Lucifer's kid) said I couldn't. And you don't want to get on her bad side.
Disclaimer: I own, the red head who is the reason we're on the island, Tektite, unfortunately, Kareslovo, (who is actually a ghost who claims to be my kid) me, myself, and I. Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell's own themselves, I don't own them either.
Lie (pronounced Lee) = Leslie
Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo
Sash = Sasha
Rell = Dar-rell
Asi = Ashia
*Author Actions*
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^Last Time^-
Lie covered Kare's mouth, "Hush sweet star." Lie glared at the red-head, "Since I have no choice may I present." Lie pointed to each of the newcomers, "Xena, Gabrielle, Ares, Aphrodite, Hercules and Iolaus (sp?) from Greece." She pointed to the others, "Pheobe, Piper, Paige, Leo, and Cole from The U.S. of A." She looked at the last three, and pointed, "Shellee, Michelle, and Randal Ogawa, my cousins from Cali." Then she went to her lap top and blasted the music.
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Like always Lie woke everyone up with a few supremely loud Linkin Park, Marylin Manson, and Iced Earth songs. Serena went to a small pond that everyone, but Kare, Helen, Rini and Lie, were using to do things like brush their teeth and wash their faces. After a couple of others went Jonathan followed. Paige went to find some food as Piper, Pheobe, Leo, Cole, Brock, Maura and Prue followed... Prue? "OHMIGOD! PRUE!" Pheobe screamed, throwing herself at Prue.
Piper stood up and glared at Prue, "PRUDENCE HALLIWELL YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST HAD TO GET YOURSELF KILLED DIDN'T YOU!? DIDN'T YOU!?"
Sash turned to them and shared a grin with Lie, "Oh, should we have told you she got here last night?"
Piper turned to Sash, "YES YOU SHOULD HAVE! GOOD GOD! WE'RE HER SISTERS! ME, PHEOBE AND PAIGE!" Paige looked a bit happier that she had been called Pheobe, Piper, and Prue's sis, and that Prue being there didn't automatically mean she was out.
"I think it's good that we didn't," Lie said shrewdly, "You would have screamed Jesus fucking Christ, Bloody Mary, and Damn Joseph, successfully waking up even the dead, if there are any, on this rock."
"LIE!" Rell shrieked, "THAT'S BLASPHEMOUS! YOU SULLIED JOSEPH, MARY, and JESUS' NAMES!"
Lie, who was in a particularly bad mood from a recent discovery she made, snorted derisively. "Oh be still my beating heart! My heart bleeds and violins play for those poor peoples names, who, by the way, only Christians believe are real."
Dani hid a gasp of realization as Lie smirked at all the weirded out looks she was getting. Dani quickly looked through her pockets and then stepped up to Lie, shoving about four, double the perscript, Midol into her mouth before turning to the others, "Sorry 'bout that. She's a little..." Dani looked up and realized that it was a full moon night as well as Lie's period. "Shit, it's a full moon. Save yourself a hand and stay away from her. Lie's like a were-wolf, once the moon is full she's a little more irritable."
To prove Dani's point Lie threw back her head and let out a howl, "Aaaarrrrrooooooooooooooooooo! Ar-aroooooooo!" (Thats what it sounds like when my dog howls) Lie began snickering and Sasha tried to keep herself from bursting out laughing. Iced Earth's song Damien began playing and Lie hummed along.
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After a few failed attempts to get everything set up for the meals and shelter on the isle; eg: Rubeus hanging by his feet above the cooking pot. Emerald in a deep pit that was their temporary outhouse. Ares and Aphrodite trying to get back to their temples and ending up falling on Xena and Gabrielle, not that one of them really minded. Jonathan falling on Serena and sending them both tumbling into the ocean. Kare and Rini talking about the red-headed witch. Shellee and Michelle trying to dump Randy into the ocean and only succeeding in nearly drowning themselves. Brock tried to ask out a girl who's name began with a "P," the song "She Said Yes" by Garth Brooks played so I think you can guess what her reaction was. Mina was flirting with nearly every boy there, as was Dani. Through all of this Lie just sat and shook her head at all the people running around like chickens with their heads cut off, when they could've just asked if there was a bathroom, as disaster after disaster struck. Finally Harry got everyone's attention, "We need leadership."
Helen gave a shy smile, "Maybe we should vote on who will be the leader on this island." She suggested timidly
Raye sneered, "Why bitch? I'd make the best leader, everyone knows that." Rini threw a rock at Raye and Kare made a pile of horse-shit fall on her.
A peice of paper fell onto the ground in front of Lie.
Lie unfolded a pair of glasses and placed them on her face to read the paper. "According to written rules and law several inhabitants of isle chosen population are on may or may not, by rights, claim full title of queen, king, princesses, princes, guardians, advisors, and executioners." Lie then snapped her fingers, making the glasses disappear, "The queen, king, princesses, princes, guardians, advisors, and executioners shall now be picked by fair voting and bribery by all who apply for rule. Voting shall comense." Lie typed a bit on her computer and everyone was in separate voting booths. Lie quickly checked off who she thought was best suited for the jobs and grinned, ºThis'll be fun, I wonder who will rule?.º
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A.N: I'm sorry, I just started my period yesterday and I had to comment. Also, you have a choice. Vote who will be queen, king, princess, prince, guardian, advisor, and the executioner! Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Rini, Ashia, Sasha, Dar-rell, Dani, me, Diamond, Saphire, Tektite, Emerald, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Hercules, Iolaus, Ares, Aphrodite, Xena, Gabrielle, Piper, Cole, Pheobe, Leo, Paige, Prue, Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, Roger, Jonathan, Alex, Alanna, Gary, or Raoul. You may choose men to be queen, women to be king, girls as princes, boys as princesses. You can select your friends or yourselves, you have to leave a description and how they should act though, and finally, guess two couples that I have hinted at through out the chapter, if you guess right you get a cameo appearance as the /kind/ sister of Demonica. As her sister you can pull people in from anywhere, you can also create things and make them appear on the island. Whether you want to appear randomly throughout the entire story is your descision.
Ch. 4: Day four and five, voting shall comense!
A.N: Well! If all I had to do is threaten you people to get reveiws I would have done it sooner!
*the evil red-head appears* Red-Head: Hi y'all! Who do you people think I should bring in? Just to confuse poor Leslie.
*Leslie, me, glares at the evil woman* Me: Good Grief baka! Will you stop it already! We've got enough idiots on the Hell's Isle! *Shuts her mouth and looks around at the stunned readers* Uh, oh-oh, I wasn't supposed to tell you but... Hell's Isle is litterally Hell, when anybody steps out of the boundries they will be the new residents of hell, I can't warn them because the evil red-head, AKA Demonica (Lucifer's kid) said I couldn't. And you don't want to get on her bad side.
Disclaimer: I own, the red head who is the reason we're on the island, Tektite, unfortunately, Kareslovo, (who is actually a ghost who claims to be my kid) me, myself, and I. Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell's own themselves, I don't own them either.
Lie (pronounced Lee) = Leslie
Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo
Sash = Sasha
Rell = Dar-rell
Asi = Ashia
*Author Actions*
ºThoughtsº
-Italics-
¥Wild Magic Animal Speach¥
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^Last Time^-
Lie covered Kare's mouth, "Hush sweet star." Lie glared at the red-head, "Since I have no choice may I present." Lie pointed to each of the newcomers, "Xena, Gabrielle, Ares, Aphrodite, Hercules and Iolaus (sp?) from Greece." She pointed to the others, "Pheobe, Piper, Paige, Leo, and Cole from The U.S. of A." She looked at the last three, and pointed, "Shellee, Michelle, and Randal Ogawa, my cousins from Cali." Then she went to her lap top and blasted the music.
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Like always Lie woke everyone up with a few supremely loud Linkin Park, Marylin Manson, and Iced Earth songs. Serena went to a small pond that everyone, but Kare, Helen, Rini and Lie, were using to do things like brush their teeth and wash their faces. After a couple of others went Jonathan followed. Paige went to find some food as Piper, Pheobe, Leo, Cole, Brock, Maura and Prue followed... Prue? "OHMIGOD! PRUE!" Pheobe screamed, throwing herself at Prue.
Piper stood up and glared at Prue, "PRUDENCE HALLIWELL YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST HAD TO GET YOURSELF KILLED DIDN'T YOU!? DIDN'T YOU!?"
Sash turned to them and shared a grin with Lie, "Oh, should we have told you she got here last night?"
Piper turned to Sash, "YES YOU SHOULD HAVE! GOOD GOD! WE'RE HER SISTERS! ME, PHEOBE AND PAIGE!" Paige looked a bit happier that she had been called Pheobe, Piper, and Prue's sis, and that Prue being there didn't automatically mean she was out.
"I think it's good that we didn't," Lie said shrewdly, "You would have screamed Jesus fucking Christ, Bloody Mary, and Damn Joseph, successfully waking up even the dead, if there are any, on this rock."
"LIE!" Rell shrieked, "THAT'S BLASPHEMOUS! YOU SULLIED JOSEPH, MARY, and JESUS' NAMES!"
Lie, who was in a particularly bad mood from a recent discovery she made, snorted derisively. "Oh be still my beating heart! My heart bleeds and violins play for those poor peoples names, who, by the way, only Christians believe are real."
Dani hid a gasp of realization as Lie smirked at all the weirded out looks she was getting. Dani quickly looked through her pockets and then stepped up to Lie, shoving about four, double the perscript, Midol into her mouth before turning to the others, "Sorry 'bout that. She's a little..." Dani looked up and realized that it was a full moon night as well as Lie's period. "Shit, it's a full moon. Save yourself a hand and stay away from her. Lie's like a were-wolf, once the moon is full she's a little more irritable."
To prove Dani's point Lie threw back her head and let out a howl, "Aaaarrrrrooooooooooooooooooo! Ar-aroooooooo!" (Thats what it sounds like when my dog howls) Lie began snickering and Sasha tried to keep herself from bursting out laughing. Iced Earth's song Damien began playing and Lie hummed along.
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After a few failed attempts to get everything set up for the meals and shelter on the isle; eg: Rubeus hanging by his feet above the cooking pot. Emerald in a deep pit that was their temporary outhouse. Ares and Aphrodite trying to get back to their temples and ending up falling on Xena and Gabrielle, not that one of them really minded. Jonathan falling on Serena and sending them both tumbling into the ocean. Kare and Rini talking about the red-headed witch. Shellee and Michelle trying to dump Randy into the ocean and only succeeding in nearly drowning themselves. Brock tried to ask out a girl who's name began with a "P," the song "She Said Yes" by Garth Brooks played so I think you can guess what her reaction was. Mina was flirting with nearly every boy there, as was Dani. Through all of this Lie just sat and shook her head at all the people running around like chickens with their heads cut off, when they could've just asked if there was a bathroom, as disaster after disaster struck. Finally Harry got everyone's attention, "We need leadership."
Helen gave a shy smile, "Maybe we should vote on who will be the leader on this island." She suggested timidly
Raye sneered, "Why bitch? I'd make the best leader, everyone knows that." Rini threw a rock at Raye and Kare made a pile of horse-shit fall on her.
A peice of paper fell onto the ground in front of Lie.
Lie unfolded a pair of glasses and placed them on her face to read the paper. "According to written rules and law several inhabitants of isle chosen population are on may or may not, by rights, claim full title of queen, king, princesses, princes, guardians, advisors, and executioners." Lie then snapped her fingers, making the glasses disappear, "The queen, king, princesses, princes, guardians, advisors, and executioners shall now be picked by fair voting and bribery by all who apply for rule. Voting shall comense." Lie typed a bit on her computer and everyone was in separate voting booths. Lie quickly checked off who she thought was best suited for the jobs and grinned, ºThis'll be fun, I wonder who will rule?.º
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A.N: I'm sorry, I just started my period yesterday and I had to comment. Also, you have a choice. Vote who will be queen, king, princess, prince, guardian, advisor, and the executioner! Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Rini, Ashia, Sasha, Dar-rell, Dani, me, Diamond, Saphire, Tektite, Emerald, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Hercules, Iolaus, Ares, Aphrodite, Xena, Gabrielle, Piper, Cole, Pheobe, Leo, Paige, Prue, Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, Roger, Jonathan, Alex, Alanna, Gary, or Raoul. You may choose men to be queen, women to be king, girls as princes, boys as princesses. You can select your friends or yourselves, you have to leave a description and how they should act though, and finally, guess two couples that I have hinted at through out the chapter, if you guess right you get a cameo appearance as the /kind/ sister of Demonica. As her sister you can pull people in from anywhere, you can also create things and make them appear on the island. Whether you want to appear randomly throughout the entire story is your descision.