ZANY GIRL WITH A COMPUTER


Ch. 5: Day five and six, still voting


Pedophile - likes younger boys/girls


A.N: Hey! This is neat! Everyone suggests that Lie is All-Powerful-Dictator, but there is a tie between the kings and queens. Usagi/Serena V.S. Zelda for queen! And Diamond V.S. Kareslovo V.S Draco as king! Tom Riddle as Guardian, Lie as Advisor, Tom's future self, Voldemort, as Executioner, Rini as Princess, Diamond as Prince. Voting still continues!

Disclaimer: I own, the red head who is the reason we're on the island, Tektite, unfortunately, Kareslovo, (who is actually a ghost who claims to be my kid) me, myself, and I. Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Theresa, Sakura, Ko-chan, Ryu, DJ, Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell own themselves, I don't own them either.

Lie (pronounced Lee) = Leslie

Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo

Sash = Sasha

Rell = Dar-rell

Asi = Ashia

Shel = Shellee

Mich, Michi = Michelle

Rand, Randy = Randal

Rees, Resa = Theresa

Terri, Kura-chan = Jennifer-Terri, Sakura

Ko, Ko-chan = Robin JR/Koichi

Ryu, Rich = Richard/Ryu

Deej, DJ, Danny = Daniel JR



'Thoughts'

-Italics-

*Wild Magic Animal Speach*

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^Last Time^-

Lie unfolded a pair of glasses and placed them on her face to read the paper. "According to written rules and law several inhabitants of isle chosen population are on may or may not, by rights, claim full title of queen, king, princesses, princes, guardians, advisors, and executioners." Lie then snapped her fingers, making the glasses disappear, "The queen, king, princesses, princes, guardians, advisors, and executioners shall now be picked by fair voting and bribery by all who apply for rule. Voting shall comense." Lie typed a bit on her computer and everyone was in separate voting booths. Lie quickly checked off who she thought was best suited for the jobs and grinned, ºThis'll be fun, I wonder who will rule?.º

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Lie read the votes and a grin spread across her face, "Heh heh, and it wasn't even asked of you to choose that position." She looked up, "I've got good news for Rini, I know who you're father is. I've got great news for Serena, it aint Darian. I've got shocking news for Jonathan of Conte, she's yours." Lie let Jonathan and Serena faint and continued. "People are demanding that Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Tuxedo Fag, Roger, Voldemort, Riddle, Emerald, and Rubeus die and go to hell. I wish I could make that happen but a Bitchy, PMSing red-head wont let me. Now, for Queen we have a tie, Serena V.S Zelda, though Rena has two votes. For King we have a tie as well, Kareslovo V.S Diamond V.S Draco, uh uh! You are not letting my baby be king on her own! Chibi Tommy Riddle as Guardian," Pauses, "Someone who hates good guys and half-muggles protecting goodguys from bad peoples... Ooooookay." Shakes her head, "Me as Advisor, Tom's future self, Voldemort, as Executioner... Okay, that I don't mind cuz he does have a tendancy to kill peoples anyways. Cutey Rini as Princess, Diamond as Prince, and Tektite, stop fucking staring at me!" Lie put down the paper and Helen raised her hand timidly, "Yes?"

"Y-you said something about not asking people to choose that position, what did that mean?" Helen asked shyly.

Lie snickered, "Peeps want me to be all-powerful-dictator."

This raised alot of protest.

MARS: NO WAY IN HELL!

RUBEUS: I'D TURN INTO A MONK BEFORE SEEING YOU AS DICTATOR!

JUPITER: CALOM' MAUS BEKCU! ("You stupid Bitch" in Jovian)

MERCURY: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN BUT YOU SHALL NOT BE DICTATOR!

Lie blinked, "Rubeus? A monk?" she then shook her head, "I am soo not going to coment on that hell remark, the red-head would kill me. Rubeus the monk? Merc, you have absolutely NO say in this. Rubeus is gay!? And Stupider you shouldn't speak in a dead language around here." As soon as she finished the spirits of dead Jovians started to pour through the isle. "See what I mean?"

"Woah! Where are we!?"

Lie froze, and prayed that she did not here that voice as she turned around... She gaped and then was furious. "DEMONICAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The bitchy red-head called Demonica appeared, and smacked Lie hard, "What the hell did you do that for!?" Demonica demanded.

"MY NEICE, NEPHEW AND THREE TODLERS AND BABIES I CONSIDER MY NEICE AND NEPHEWS ARE HERE! WHY!?" Lie shrieked into her ear.

Demonica shrugged, "Makes it more interesting. I think you need to feed your nephew though, and get things set up for the others. You guys are staying here for a LONG time!"

Demonica disappeared in a huff and Lie just swallowed her rage. She growled softly but left to get things set up for the five new people.

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The 14 year old Theresa held out her hand to Rell, "Hey Rell can ya help me over here or what!?"

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"Paricide-killing parents. Matricide-killing mothers. Patricide-killing fathers. Fratricide-killing siblings." Lie mused, "I can't believe they have names for this sort of thing."

Theresa popped her head into the little alcove that Kare and Lie were in, "Do you hate us?" Theresa asked timidly.

Lie wiggled her eyebrows at Theresa, "Yes, I loathe all of my family members which is why I protect them so that no one can kill them. Uh huh."

Resa laughed and sat next to Lie, "Then can you help me change Kura-chan and DJ's diapers?"

"No."

"Why not!?"

"Cuz I don't want to."

"That sucks! You have to!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

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Helen, did I mention she and Rini were 7 years old? Anyway, Helen hid behind Lie when she came out of the alcove, "Mars tried to firebird me!"

Lie inhaled deeply, and exhaled slowly, trying to calm herself. "Neptune can I borrow your mirror for a moment?"

"Um, sure, I guess." Neptune handed Lie her heart crystal mirror.

"Thank you," Lie accepted the mirror then turned to Mars, the glass part facing Mars, "I seriously think you need to cool down." She concentrated on little beads of water and ocean water coming together, then focused them onto the mirror. Lie's eyes opened and she said wryly, "Have a nice day." She let go of her control and the water blasted Mars into the ocean, drowning her.

She handed the mirror back to Neptune and Mars' heart crystal, rather dull and ugly right now, her starseed, still special, something called ribbons of life, chest of secrets, bell of memory, bellstar, and her transformation pen rose from the water and stopped in front of Serena, who had by then awoken. Serena eyed each, "This never happened before when they died." The heart crystal shattered in it's ugliness, the transformation wand turned into a small, red heart crystal, the ribbons wrapped into the basic shape of a sailor scout bodysuit, only gray, with a floor length skirt of flames and two of the ribbons attached to the front and back in bows, the new heart crystal separated, the gold star from the transformation wand turning gray and turning into a pendant and the crystal turning darker and glowing slightly. The bell of memory rang and Rell started to glow a faint red, the symbol of Mars appearing on her forehead. The sailor scout uniform appeared on her, the altered version, the pendant appeared on a red choker around her neck, the heart crystal melded with hers, as did the starseed, and the bell of memory disappeared within her. "I guess you now rule Mars," Serena said in shock.

Lie got to the chest of secrets first. "Wow, she was a major slut! Eeeeeewwwwww! I did not need to see that!" She tossed the chest away and shrieked. "AAHHHHH! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!"

Ashia began snickering, "If your mind is innocent then Rubeus is a woman!"

Lie stopped, "Well, he does look rather feminine."

"HEY!"

"Ya see? He even shrieks like a girl!" Lie announced.

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A.N: Still voting! Vote who will be queen, king, princess, prince, guardian, advisor, and the executioner! Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Rini, Ashia, Sasha, Dar-rell, Dani, Theresa, Ryu/Richard, Ko-chan/Robin JR, Sakura/Jennifer-Terri, Dj, Theresa, me, Diamond, Saphire, Tektite, Emerald, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Hercules, Iolaus, Ares, Aphrodite, Xena, Gabrielle, Piper, Cole, Pheobe, Leo, Paige, Prue, Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, Roger, Jonathan, Alex, Alanna, Gary, or Raoul, and oh my GOD that's a hell of alot of people! You may choose men to be queen, women to be king, girls as princes, boys as princesses. You can select your friends or yourselves, you have to leave a description and how they should act though, First one who can guess what the scrambled word is get's cameo appearance as the /kind/ sister of Demonica. As her sister you can pull people in from anywhere, you can also create things and make them appear on the island. Whether you want to appear randomly throughout the entire story is your descision.

The word is this:

prensiseod