ZANY GIRL WITH A COMPUTER


Ch. 6: Day seven, what've I been smoking!?

regicide - the murder of royalty


A.N: Wow! I got more reveiws the second time posting than the first! Coolies! Anywayz, voting still continues!

Disclaimer: I own, the red head who is the reason we're on the island, Tektite, unfortunately, Kareslovo, (who is actually a ghost who claims to be my kid) me, myself, and I. Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Theresa, Sakura, Ko-chan, Ryu, DJ, Ashia, Dani, Sasha, and Rell own themselves, I don't own them either.

Lie (pronounced Lee) = Leslie

Kare (pronounced Ka-Rae) = Kareslovo

Sash = Sasha

Rell = Dar-rell

Asi = Ashia

Shel = Shellee

Mich, Michi = Michelle

Rand, Randy = Randal

Rees, Resa = Theresa

Terri, Kura-chan = Jennifer-Terri, Sakura

Ko, Ko-chan = Robin JR/Koichi

Ryu, Rich = Richard/Ryu

Deej, DJ, Danny = Daniel JR



'Thoughts'

-Italics-

*Wild Magic Animal Speach*

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^Last Time^-

Lie got to the chest of secrets first. "Wow, she was a major slut! Eeeeeewwwwww! I did not need to see that!" She tossed the chest away and shrieked. "AAHHHHH! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!"

Ashia began snickering, "If your mind is innocent then Rubeus is a woman!"

Lie stopped, "Well, he does look rather feminine."

"HEY!"

"Ya see? He even shrieks like a girl!" Lie announced.

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Lie woke calmly at midnight, letting Kare rest, she walked to the edge of the ocean and looked out over the sea, watching the blinking stars. Her heart broke, her soul shattered, her mind split, and she fell apart. She looked up with unshed tears glittering in her eyes, pain racked her body and her bottled emotions, pain, anguish, fury, depression, hate, anger, flooded her body, filling her with heat and a pulsing which she never truely got rid of. She looked up and grinned at the full moon. "Looks like it's another long night for the both of us Moon Goddess."

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When Serena woke at 7 it was from the shock of not hearing any loud music, she looked around to see Lie holding her head and her stomach, trying not to cry from the pain and anguish of the conflicting forces within her. The emotions she's hid for so long, the daily headaches that she swallowed, the feeling of depression which always laid heavily upon her, no matter what, the cramps and heart aches which were always there, and the feeling of being trapped, caged, confined, among crowds. Serena knelt by Lie, "Are you all right?"

Lie looked up, startled, and stood, washing any traces of what she just went through from her face. "Of course, just practicing for Drama class if we ever go back home," She lied simply.

Serena looked at her oddly, "I don't believe you," She said flatly.

Lie gave a shrug, "It's not you I'm trying to convince," and she walked away.

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At 8 everyone else awoke from the now normal blasting of music and went about their business. After turning down any food, drinks, whatever, that was offered her Lie went to the bathroom that she, Kare, Helen, Rini and Serena used and threw up repeatedly. She then brushed her mouth, teeth and used mouthwash. She came back, looking perfectly normal for someone who was sick with a cold, maybe the flu. (Yup, I'm sick and miserable because I don't like throwing up) Well, she looked normal atleast. *Sweatdrops* She walked in the general direction of Kareslovo, tripped over Dani, knocked over Xena, Fell on Diamond, inducing major blushing from the position they ended up in, kicked a rock, ended up sprawled on the ground, tripped over her suitcase, and ended up lying on the Basilisk, where she decided falling asleep would be a good idea.

Kareslovo yelpped and jumpped up. "AIYEE! I FORGOT IT SAID DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHAL! NO MORE SAKE MOMMY! MOMMY! WAKE UP MOMMY! WAKE UP!"

Lie looked up drowsily, "Renaissance Pleasure Faire? But I dun wanna rub their swords." She mumbled.

Shellee squeaked and fell as the others showed various expressions of shock, except Tektite who said. "Why not?"

At that Lie shot up, "What in the 10,000 Hells of Barayne is going on here!?" She started chocking, "ACK! No more cough syrup!" Then she began gagging and coughing. "Martini! Dry! Extra, extra dry!" She grabbed the glass that had appeared in thin air and began sipping at it. She began humming and started singing, "And then we all will go to hell! Love and joy left the world! And then we began to hurl, cause the carolers began to sing... It's a small dick after all! It's a small dick after all! Nobody wants it and we all avoid it! It's a small, small dick! *gag, choke cough* Ack, sorry, hairball!" She looked around with a calculating eye, "Now, I heard something about Sake?"

Everyone looked at her oddly, "What!? What'd I say! Come on tell me!"

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After the initial shock of seeing someone go from pain, to anger, to drunkeness, to hyperness in the space of a minute they all went about their normal business, well, sorta. "Katie Holmes! Mattie Jones! Ashley Noynes! Pattie Momes!" Lie, Sash and Kare chirpped together.

Serena looked at them, "Who's Katie Holmes?"

Lie, Sash and Kare looked at each other and shrugged, "I dunno."

Serena shook her head and sighed, "All righty then."

Never give Lie sake when she's sick.

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Lie looked at the sky, partially stunned from the fall which brought her there. She looked up at the sky with a longing that she carried for eternity and wished with all her heart that she could join the stars. A figure in green launched itself out of the bushes and lunged at Lie, who quickly rolled over and jumpped out of the way. The green figure attacked and Lie did what she did best, dodged and threw things. The figure in green stopped and glared, "Can't you fight normally?"

Lie shook her head, "Nope, couldn't if I tried, and believe me I try."

The figure in green went to a tree and banged her head on it repeatedly before stopping, "I'll teach you." And then the figure disappeared.

Leslie fell on her back, "Ooooookay..." She stood up as soon as a paper fell on her face and went to gather the others.

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Lie stood up with a smirk and looked at everyone, "Damn Conte, you've got a new rival! Until further notice, which I doubt, Draco is king and Rena the Queen!"

"WHAT!?!?!?"

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A.N: Voting is over! You can still vote if you want but nothing's changing for a good long while. But I still need people to embarrass! Make your descision out of the Harry Potter people, the Sailor Scouts, Rini, Ashia, Sasha, Dar-rell, Dani, Theresa, Ryu/Richard, Ko-chan/Robin JR, Sakura/Jennifer-Terri, Dj, Theresa, me, Diamond, Saphire, Tektite, Emerald, Rubeus, Kareslovo, Link, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Hercules, Iolaus, Ares, Aphrodite, Xena, Gabrielle, Piper, Cole, Pheobe, Leo, Paige, Prue, Shellee, Michelle, Randal, Voldemort, Riddle, The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Ash, Brock, Misty, Daine, Maura, Numair, Tait, Roger, Jonathan, Alex, Alanna, Gary, or Raoul, and oh my GOD that's a hell of alot of people! You may choose men to be queen, women to be king, girls as princes, boys as princesses. You can select your friends or yourselves, you have to leave a description and how they should act though, First one who can guess what the scrambled word is get's cameo appearance as the /kind/ sister of Demonica. As her sister you can pull people in from anywhere, you can also create things and make them appear on the island. Whether you want to appear randomly throughout the entire story is your descision.

The word is this:

tslcayr