ChibiKurama: Yes. I do not own. Only laugh. *ahem* And now, Chapterrrrrrrrrrr 2!
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Kaiba was now a girl. And not just any girl. The most impossibly cute, bubbly, adorable innocent schoolgirl you'll ever find in any manga or anime alike. Seto started the process of splashing his face with cold water over and over, each time coming up, seeing the unchanging face of cuteness, and going back down into the basin. He continued until he was thoroughly wet, and eventually admitting to himself he was thoroughly awake also.
Kaiba left the bathroom and headed back to his bedroom. However, he was at the door when those two guards stopped him in the process. "You ignoramic fools, what are you doing?" Kaiba squeaked, a painful reminder that his manly voice (which he had quite liked) was gone.
"Mr. Kaiba doesn't let anyone in his personal quarters unless they're previously cleared on this here list. And youse ain't on this list. In fact, I've never seen youse before youse come out this door a couple minutes ago," Security #1 said. "But I'M Seto Kaiba!" he screeched. "Hey, little girl, go home before we hafta send Security on you. Mr. Kaiba is a very busy man." Security #2 said.
Seeing this wasn't going to get anywhere, Kaiba stormed down the hall once again. His mind was at work, which must have looked very strange on the face of someone more sickeningly cute than Sailor Mini-Moon. There were no guards outside his office yet, he thought, so he could get in there. Then from there he could call Mokuba… Kaiba froze in his tracks. No, he couldn't call Mokuba… even if the kid did believe him, he couldn't torture him with the fact his big brother had somehow turned into a big sister…*shudder shudder*.
Seto made it down to the office and hit the lock open button. "Retinal Identification Scan," came the electronic programmed voice. He let it scan his right eye before the voice came again. "Incorrect match. Access denied." "What?! No way! This can't be!" Seto began madly pushing buttons, entering the manual override code he had installed for just a situation (Yeah, right). But either way, it worked, and the door slid smoothly open.
Kaiba closed and locked the door behind him, insuring no one else would see him in this state. Strangely enough, he was resisting the urge to spin around and around until he got dizzy and wanted to hurl. He sat at his desk in the leather swivel chair, and logged on his computer. "Voice Recognition Sequence: Please State Your Name," were the words on the computer screen.
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!" shrieked Kaiba. How fricking ironic…, he thought. "Incorrect Response: Please State Your Name." Came the reply. "Um…Seto Kaiba?" he tried. The computer hummed and whirred a little, before coming up, "Invalid Frequency Match: Access Denied."
And so, having not built an override for his personal voice identification, his head hit the keyboard, defeated. He didn't notice a small shadow come in through the window, which was closed. Seto didn't look up until he heard a small high pitched laugh coming from the left upper corner of the room. "Who is it? Who the hell are you?" Kaiba's voice quavered. The laughter increased and a voice higher than his own replied, "I AM MOMO!!!!!!!! YOU WILL FALL, SETO KAIBA!!!!!!", before starting to laugh again. "Listen, will you shut up? You're really giving me a headache." "Ok," said the voice, and was silent. Kaiba saw the shadow in the corner, and squeaked again, "Who are you? WHAT are you?" "I, being Momo, am the creature who has caused your unique transformation…" the voice said, before breaking off into peals of really really really annoying laughter again. "Ok then," Kaiba began, "Then what do you want? I wouldn't mind changing back right about now."
"Mwa! Not while I'm having so much fun! One day, with you gone, I WILL RULE THE ENTIRE BLOCK!!!!!"
"Well, you won't be ruling anything if I manage to strangle you with my bare…uh, hands." Seto looked at his hands with his well-manicured pink nails.
"Yes, well, unfortunately for you, you will not only just look like a girl soon, YOU WILL ALSO THINK LIKE ONE!!!!! THE EFFECTS ARE ALREADY STARTING!"
And so they were, Kaiba at that exact moment was looking at his reflection in the computer screen and thinking about lipstick shades. (Scary scary thought. - __ -)
And it was with that that Momo turned into a giant pink bunny and screamed, "MY CHOPSTICKS ARE SHORT AND BRITTLE! PORK ROAST FOR EVERYONE!" and leaped out the window just as it came.
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Who is this mysterious creature Momo? Will he free Kaiba from being Valley Girl of the Year? How come no one has noticed the screaming coming from Kaiba's office? These questions answered in the next chapter…