"Nice place," Donna smiled as she looked around.
"It's Pizza Palace," Toby pointed out.
"Sir, do you have any quarters?" A young boy came up and asked Toby.
"No, go away!" Toby snapped.
"Here you go," Donna kicked Toby from under the table while handing the boy some quarters.
"Thank you," The boy smiled at her and turned to Toby. "Jerk." He said as he ran away.
"I hate kids," Toby mumbled to himself.
"How can you hate kids?" Donna asked.
"I just do!" Toby snapped back.
"You know, I came hoping to get you in a better mood, But I'm not sure."
"I'm in a perfectly fine mood. Even though my back is killing me."
"What happened to your back?"
"CJ used it to break her bookcase."
"Oh," Donna said. "Why would she want to break her bookcase?"
"I'm not sure. Maybe it was the first thing she saw," Toby said sarcastically.
"Actually, I was never to fond of it," CJ said as she walked up the table.
"Hey CJ, want to join us?" Donna asked.
"No she doesn't," Toby snapped.
"I would love too," CJ smiled and sat down next to Toby, shoving him out of the way.
"Oh sorry, was I in your way? Why don't you go sit in the restaurant down the street!" Toby yelled.
"Because I wouldn't be able to sit here with you and comment on what a moron you are." CJ said with a smiled.
"Should I leave?" Donna asked.
"No, I want a witness here if she does anything harmful to me," Toby moaned.
"Are you two married?" Donna joked.
"What?" Both CJ and Toby snapped.
"You two act like you've been married for twenty years."
"I would never marry this arrogant ass," CJ snapped. "All I wanted was to be a friend. But no, God forbid Toby trusts anyone besides himself."
"Ha! You're wrong, I don't even trust myself." Toby smiled, but then frowned when he realized he said that wrong.
"You're so stupid," CJ said.
"Here's your pizza," The guy came over and put it down.
"Thank you," Donna smiled. CJ and Toby just sat there glaring at each other.
"I broke it off," Toby said while staring out the window.
"What?" CJ turned around and yelled.
"I broke it off."
"With who?" Donna asked.
"Don't worry about it!" Toby snapped at her.
"Are you serious?" CJ asked.
"I may be stupid, but I'm not suicidal." Toby looked over at her. "And I'm sorry." He mumbled as he looked away again.
"What was that last part?" CJ grinned.
"You heard me." Toby said.
"No, I missed it."
"CJ." Toby glared at her.
"Okay, I heard you," She laughed. "I'm sorry for beating you up." CJ patted his back.
"Yeah," Toby flinched as he remembered the pain.
"What the hell happened between you two?" Donna screamed.
"You don't want to know," CJ said as she grabbed a piece of pizza.
"I probably don't," Donna started in on her pizza again.
"Is there a Donna Moss here?" The Pizza guy yelled through the restaurant.
"Yes," Donna put her arm up. The guy walked over to her.
"You have a phone call," He handed her the phone.
"Thanks," She took it. "Hello?" She answered confused. CJ and Toby watched as her facial expression changed from confused to angry. "I put in on your desk!" She snapped. "Fine, I'm coming." She hung up and gave the phone back to the pizza guy. "I'm sorry, I have to go slave to every one of Josh's requests," She grabbed her coat.
"Take some pizza to eat on the way back." Toby said.
"Thanks for lunch Toby," She smiled. "Are you sure you two are going to be okay?" Donna asked concerned. "I mean, you're loosing your only witness." Donna smiled at Toby.
"I think we're okay now. Thanks." Toby laughed.
"See ya," Donna said as she walked out.
"I haven't seen you laugh in a long time," CJ pointed out and looked at him.
"Well, I have had a very interesting couple of days," He smiled and ate some pizza.
"What was going through your mind?" She asked him.
"I have no idea. But with a life full of mistakes, I'm always going to be bound to make more," He turned over and smiled at CJ. "Friends."
"Best friends." She smiled.
"So, I don't have to worry about the wrath of CJ again?"
"If you sleep with any more Bartlets, you will."
"Very funny."
The End
"It's Pizza Palace," Toby pointed out.
"Sir, do you have any quarters?" A young boy came up and asked Toby.
"No, go away!" Toby snapped.
"Here you go," Donna kicked Toby from under the table while handing the boy some quarters.
"Thank you," The boy smiled at her and turned to Toby. "Jerk." He said as he ran away.
"I hate kids," Toby mumbled to himself.
"How can you hate kids?" Donna asked.
"I just do!" Toby snapped back.
"You know, I came hoping to get you in a better mood, But I'm not sure."
"I'm in a perfectly fine mood. Even though my back is killing me."
"What happened to your back?"
"CJ used it to break her bookcase."
"Oh," Donna said. "Why would she want to break her bookcase?"
"I'm not sure. Maybe it was the first thing she saw," Toby said sarcastically.
"Actually, I was never to fond of it," CJ said as she walked up the table.
"Hey CJ, want to join us?" Donna asked.
"No she doesn't," Toby snapped.
"I would love too," CJ smiled and sat down next to Toby, shoving him out of the way.
"Oh sorry, was I in your way? Why don't you go sit in the restaurant down the street!" Toby yelled.
"Because I wouldn't be able to sit here with you and comment on what a moron you are." CJ said with a smiled.
"Should I leave?" Donna asked.
"No, I want a witness here if she does anything harmful to me," Toby moaned.
"Are you two married?" Donna joked.
"What?" Both CJ and Toby snapped.
"You two act like you've been married for twenty years."
"I would never marry this arrogant ass," CJ snapped. "All I wanted was to be a friend. But no, God forbid Toby trusts anyone besides himself."
"Ha! You're wrong, I don't even trust myself." Toby smiled, but then frowned when he realized he said that wrong.
"You're so stupid," CJ said.
"Here's your pizza," The guy came over and put it down.
"Thank you," Donna smiled. CJ and Toby just sat there glaring at each other.
"I broke it off," Toby said while staring out the window.
"What?" CJ turned around and yelled.
"I broke it off."
"With who?" Donna asked.
"Don't worry about it!" Toby snapped at her.
"Are you serious?" CJ asked.
"I may be stupid, but I'm not suicidal." Toby looked over at her. "And I'm sorry." He mumbled as he looked away again.
"What was that last part?" CJ grinned.
"You heard me." Toby said.
"No, I missed it."
"CJ." Toby glared at her.
"Okay, I heard you," She laughed. "I'm sorry for beating you up." CJ patted his back.
"Yeah," Toby flinched as he remembered the pain.
"What the hell happened between you two?" Donna screamed.
"You don't want to know," CJ said as she grabbed a piece of pizza.
"I probably don't," Donna started in on her pizza again.
"Is there a Donna Moss here?" The Pizza guy yelled through the restaurant.
"Yes," Donna put her arm up. The guy walked over to her.
"You have a phone call," He handed her the phone.
"Thanks," She took it. "Hello?" She answered confused. CJ and Toby watched as her facial expression changed from confused to angry. "I put in on your desk!" She snapped. "Fine, I'm coming." She hung up and gave the phone back to the pizza guy. "I'm sorry, I have to go slave to every one of Josh's requests," She grabbed her coat.
"Take some pizza to eat on the way back." Toby said.
"Thanks for lunch Toby," She smiled. "Are you sure you two are going to be okay?" Donna asked concerned. "I mean, you're loosing your only witness." Donna smiled at Toby.
"I think we're okay now. Thanks." Toby laughed.
"See ya," Donna said as she walked out.
"I haven't seen you laugh in a long time," CJ pointed out and looked at him.
"Well, I have had a very interesting couple of days," He smiled and ate some pizza.
"What was going through your mind?" She asked him.
"I have no idea. But with a life full of mistakes, I'm always going to be bound to make more," He turned over and smiled at CJ. "Friends."
"Best friends." She smiled.
"So, I don't have to worry about the wrath of CJ again?"
"If you sleep with any more Bartlets, you will."
"Very funny."
The End