ChibiKurama: Mwa! The latest and greatest chapter of them all! However, if you've noticed, I've upped the rating because of the semi-graphic phone conversation that takes place here (Just to be safe ^_~)

Seto Kaiba: *storms in w/ script* I REFUSE TO SUBJUGATE TO THIS OUTRAGEOUS HUMILIATION!!!!!!!

ChibiKurama: Too bad, Kaiba-boy… you still have to follow the script.

Kaiba: To hell I do *pulls out technological destroying vapor ray thingie* *smirks* I have the power now…

ChibiKurama: *pulls out bigger technological destroying vapor ray thingie complete with hot cocoa maker* GET BACK TO WORK! Hehehe…anyway…enjoy….

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The phone rang exactly 3 times before someone picked up.

"Hello. Moto residence." An old voice said.

"Um…hello, is Yugi there?" Kaiba said. (Gah! Stupid voice! Why must I be cursed with this vocal nightmare?)

"Oh yes, I'll get him. *away from phone* Yugi! Some girl's on the phone for you! You don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

Seto cringed away from the phone. The very thought…GODS, IT WAS JUST WRONG!

"Hello?" It was Yugi Moto's voice this time.

"Yugi, it's Seto Kaiba. I need some…uh… help."

There was a silence; before-

"Oh, yeah. Great joke. Who is this?"

Every muscle in Seto's body started to twitch uncontrollably. "BAKA YARO! THIS IS SETO KAIBA! I'M NOT LYING!"

There was another silence (probably because Kaiba's yelling had reached the relative pitch of nails on a blackboard).

"Hannah? Is that you?"

"GAAAH! THIS. IS. SETO. KAIBA. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR STUPID MOMO TURNED ME INTO A FEMALE!!!"

"What? This really is- Wow, sorry Kaiba… it's just that… you sound different."

"No shit, Sherlock. I called because I need-"

And there came an abhorrously ridiculous laugh on the line.

*sweatdrop* "Yugi, that had better not be-"

"HA HA HA, KAIBA'S A GIRL?!?! Getting in touch with your feminine side, eh, Kaiba?" came the unmistakably annoying voice of Joey Wheeler.

"Shut up you sniveling pooch! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"

"Joey, quit it… he really needs our help."

"Hey, Yug, I'm thinking of this as payback for all those dog cracks."

"This isn't MY fault! It's whatever that Momo creature did."

"Momo? I wonder why he'd be picking on you…"

"Can you get him to change me back?! I have a business to run!"

"Well, maybe. But you'll have to come over here… he seems to be over at my house constantly."

"Are you crazy?! I won't be seen in public like this."

"Then I guess I can't help you…"

"OK, FINE! Have it your way…"

"Look on the bright side, Kaiba. No one will notice you."

"Yeah, Kaiba… and on the way over 'ere you can stop at the store and pick up a bra…"

"Joey! Shut up!"

"Yugi, you had better hope Joseph is gone before I arrive or a certain smart-mouthed dog is going to be neutered." (Scary…scary… -__-;;)

"…Or maybe a dress or two…"

"Wait a sec… for once I think Joey may have a point."

"I do?"

"Yugi, I would rather burn in the pits of-"

"Well, I'm sure you can't show up in whatever you're wearing now."

Kaiba looked down at his pair of blue silk pajamas with "KC" embroidered on the pocket (He seems to have that everywhere, doesn't he? ^_^) Stupid kid was right.

"Well, can't I wear my normal clothes?"

"If you're worried about getting noticed I don't think that would be a good idea."

"OK, OK! WHATEVER!" Kaiba hung up the phone. (and if you haven't noticed, it's because he's having a hissy fit and losing his mind at the same time. ^_^ Sorry, Kaiba-san)

Why… why oh why… Seto Kaiba, President of Kaiba Corp, expert duelist, mechanical genius extraordinaire… being forced to wear… a dress. All because of some Momo thing which thought it would be funny to…

"I wonder what's my best color… should I go with my blue motif or-" "WHYYYYY…" Seto screamed