Bakura's Guide To Fighting...Dirty

By: Neko-chan



A/N: Damn. *is shocked* I never knew that I would be able to get so many reviews for such a weird...

Bakura: *GLARES*

*coughs* I mean, WONDERFUL fic! ^_^;; Anyway, thank you all for reviewing and I'm glad that everyone likes it so far! AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUBMISSIONS! I love you all! *_*

Bakura: *is disgusted* .

And I love you especially, Baku-chan. ^_^

Bakura: .



Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. And, once again, Lavender-Monkey-Sama owns my plots. ;_; I'm just a poor, poor author stuck in a minimum wage job...

Bakura and Lavender-Monkey-Sama: *roll eyes*

Oh, and thanks to Hyper_Wolf_Girl and Achika-chan for their submissions! I was about to upload chapter three when I read them. We read each others' minds, ne? ^_^;;





Lesson Number Nine: Chemicals And Feet Do NOT Mix

It's chemistry period and you're just minding your own business, doing your experiments and resisting that little voice inside your head (it somehow sounds similar to your yami's voice, but we won't begin to discuss THAT...) that's telling you to mix the two chemicals you KNOW will become explosive. Out of the corner of your eyes, you see the bully stalking towards you.

He glares at you and then points to his own experiment. HE EXPECTS YOU TO DO HIS OWN DAMN WORK, THE LITTLE MONKEY-MAN! And that just annoys you.

This is the part when you notice that a beaker is near you...and it's labeled "ACID" in big, bright, and bold letters. You sigh, knowing that there is no way to get out of doing his down damn work. So you start to follow him, but your had 'accidently' brushes up against the "ACID" jar and knocks it over...onto the baka's foot.

Needless to say, that particular bully isn't trying out for football and wrestling seasons this year. A pity, ne?



Lesson Number Ten: BANG!!!

It's night, you finally got finished serving that detention your yami ACCIDENTLY (I swear! It was all an accident!!) got you into. You're walking down that certain alley that leads to a shortcut home. And it is then that you notice the bully has lain in wait for you. (He must've been BORED. That detention had lasted for four hours. [Just don't ask what a certain yami ACCIDENTLY did! It was all an accident; I SWEAR!!] But, of course, we all know that this particular bully is a LOSER and he has nothing better to do than wait all freakin' day just for you. I don't know whether to feel insulted or honored. Iie...you chose. -.-;;...)

'I've been waiting for yous,' he tells you in that stupid accent he thinks is cool. (You're in Japan, for Ra's sake! SPEAK LIKE A JAPANESE PERSON, YOU LOSER!!!)

'I know,' you tell him. And no, this time your yami did not switch with you. It's all up to you to stop this bully. It's either that or get beaten up and suffer a two-hour long lecture from your yami when you get home. (But, of course, we'd be AVOIDING all of this if you had just used your yami from the very BEGINNING.)

'And so what's yous gonna do about it?'

'You'll see,' you tell him mysteriously while you reach into your bag and pull out...a gun. You smile a little like a certain wonderful, sexy, and completely misunderstood yami (once again, if you need inspiration, just think of me) and point the gun at the bully.

He screams and runs away like the little coward he is.

You smile some more and pull the trigger. A sign pops out that says, "BANG!" (Hey, I never said that fighting dirty was a purely physical experience. It deals with physical AND mental fighting. And it can't be THAT hard to psyche out the bully. I mean, look at him. He has the IQ of a one-year old----IF THAT!)



Lesson Number Eleven: Sometimes, It's----

Ryou: BAKURA!!! What are you DOING?!

Bakura: ^____^

Ryou: BAKURA!!!

Bakura:...what does it look like I'm doing, aibou? *points to guide's title* It's kinda obvious.

Ryou: I can't believe you! I told you that I didn't need lessons in how to fight!

Bakura: What's the point of even GIVING lessons if you won't even USE THEM?!

Ryou: You don't need to fight dirty in order to keep bullies away from you!

Bakura: *raises eyebrow* Hai? Then prove it. YOU write the Guide.





A/N: Yes, that's right, folks! Ryou interrupted Bakura before he even got the chance to write Lesson Number Eleven! And now, it's HIS turn to write lessons. But will he continue Bakura's Guide...or will he do something completely different?! Next couple of chapters will deal with Ryou's POV of how to Fight...NOT Dirty. Will Bakura ever get his precious Guide back?! (What? Why are you looking at me like that?! It's not as if _I_ know!! ...What? I should know 'cause I'm the author? *blinks* Boy, where do you get YOUR information? D)

Thank you again for reviewing! ^_~