TITLE: The Tournament.
ARTHOR: Melissa Orr
DISCLAIMER: Don't own them, never will.
"About last night."
"You lost Batman," CJ laughed.
"I let you win."
"Toby, you stood up for a total of three minutes the whole time. It was a ten minute match."
"There was mud that made me slide," Toby crossed his arms.
"It's called mud wrestling, you didn't think there was going to be mud there."
"I thought there might have been that chance."
"You lost, I won. Live with it."
"I can't," Toby wined.
"Why?"
"Because everyone is."
"Making fun of you," CJ finished with a smile.
"It's the whole getting beat by a chick thing."
"No, it's a guy thing."
"CJ."
"Toby, every time one of you guys loose, you whine all day."
"CJ. If you were a man and I lost to you. I would be fine. But as I walk up and down these hallways. People point and stare and laugh, and it's really started to piss me off." Toby snapped . "Toby, it rained last night, do you want to go outside and wrestle in the mud again?" CJ smiled.
"No," Toby said quickly, then thought about it. "How much mud is out there?"
"Oh God Toby, would you really go out there?" CJ laughed.
"That's it!" Toby flew open the door. "Let's do it."
"Okay, but I'm just going to kick your butt again."
"We'll see about that," Toby said as they both walked quickly downstairs.
"What's going on?" Josh asked as they walked past him.
"Mud wrestling tournament." CJ screamed.
"What's she talking about?" Josh asked Sam who was standing there.
"I have no idea." Sam said.
"You want to watch."
"Yeah," Sam smiled and they ran after CJ and Toby who were outside now.
"Okay, first one down for ten seconds loses," Toby said as they found a puddle of mud.
"Be prepared to eat mud Ziegler," CJ said.
"Not if you don't eat it first," Toby glared. "Go!" Toby and CJ both ran into the mud and started attacking each other.
"This is the best thing I have ever seen," Josh laughed.
"I second that," Sam laughed.
"You arrogant pain in the ass," CJ screamed while climbing on his back.
"You stubborn old goat." Toby said as he threw her off and jumped on her.
"What the hell is going on here?" Leo screamed as he ran out of the White House.
"Tournament," Josh answered.
"Yeah, they.Ouch!" Sam said as they looked over and saw CJ grab Toby's arm and twist it around. "That has to hurt."
"You hag!" Toby yelled as he grabbed her leg and pulled her in front of him and laid down on her.
"Oh no you don't!" CJ grabbed Toby shirt and tore it off.
"You ripped my shirt!" Toby looked surprised. "You."
"That's enough. Get out of there!" Leo yelled.
"Someone has to win first," CJ said while biting Toby's ear.
"Ouch!" Toby twisted around and tossed her off of him. Then they ran after each other in a circle.
"This is so fun," Josh smiled.
"Toby's a loser!" CJ laughed. "Yes he is, he's a." Just then, CJ and Toby ran head first into each other, knocking each other out.
"10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. You both loose!" Everyone who was watching screamed.
"Everyone back to work." Leo demanded. "You two clean up," Leo said and walked back in with everyone else.
"What happened?" CJ looked up at the sky.
"I won."
The End
"About last night."
"You lost Batman," CJ laughed.
"I let you win."
"Toby, you stood up for a total of three minutes the whole time. It was a ten minute match."
"There was mud that made me slide," Toby crossed his arms.
"It's called mud wrestling, you didn't think there was going to be mud there."
"I thought there might have been that chance."
"You lost, I won. Live with it."
"I can't," Toby wined.
"Why?"
"Because everyone is."
"Making fun of you," CJ finished with a smile.
"It's the whole getting beat by a chick thing."
"No, it's a guy thing."
"CJ."
"Toby, every time one of you guys loose, you whine all day."
"CJ. If you were a man and I lost to you. I would be fine. But as I walk up and down these hallways. People point and stare and laugh, and it's really started to piss me off." Toby snapped . "Toby, it rained last night, do you want to go outside and wrestle in the mud again?" CJ smiled.
"No," Toby said quickly, then thought about it. "How much mud is out there?"
"Oh God Toby, would you really go out there?" CJ laughed.
"That's it!" Toby flew open the door. "Let's do it."
"Okay, but I'm just going to kick your butt again."
"We'll see about that," Toby said as they both walked quickly downstairs.
"What's going on?" Josh asked as they walked past him.
"Mud wrestling tournament." CJ screamed.
"What's she talking about?" Josh asked Sam who was standing there.
"I have no idea." Sam said.
"You want to watch."
"Yeah," Sam smiled and they ran after CJ and Toby who were outside now.
"Okay, first one down for ten seconds loses," Toby said as they found a puddle of mud.
"Be prepared to eat mud Ziegler," CJ said.
"Not if you don't eat it first," Toby glared. "Go!" Toby and CJ both ran into the mud and started attacking each other.
"This is the best thing I have ever seen," Josh laughed.
"I second that," Sam laughed.
"You arrogant pain in the ass," CJ screamed while climbing on his back.
"You stubborn old goat." Toby said as he threw her off and jumped on her.
"What the hell is going on here?" Leo screamed as he ran out of the White House.
"Tournament," Josh answered.
"Yeah, they.Ouch!" Sam said as they looked over and saw CJ grab Toby's arm and twist it around. "That has to hurt."
"You hag!" Toby yelled as he grabbed her leg and pulled her in front of him and laid down on her.
"Oh no you don't!" CJ grabbed Toby shirt and tore it off.
"You ripped my shirt!" Toby looked surprised. "You."
"That's enough. Get out of there!" Leo yelled.
"Someone has to win first," CJ said while biting Toby's ear.
"Ouch!" Toby twisted around and tossed her off of him. Then they ran after each other in a circle.
"This is so fun," Josh smiled.
"Toby's a loser!" CJ laughed. "Yes he is, he's a." Just then, CJ and Toby ran head first into each other, knocking each other out.
"10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. You both loose!" Everyone who was watching screamed.
"Everyone back to work." Leo demanded. "You two clean up," Leo said and walked back in with everyone else.
"What happened?" CJ looked up at the sky.
"I won."
The End