Bakura's Guide To Fighting...Dirty
By: Neko-chan
A/N: *wails*
Bakura: *sighs*
Ryou: Neko-chan, what's wrong???
*wails some more* *points to the reviewers*
Bakura: *becomes interested* Nani? Why are you pointing to the readers? You usually adore them. So what's wrong with you?
Ryou: *nods*
Th-They...THEY WANT ME TO DO ALL _THREE_ GUIDES!!! ;_;
Ryou:...Neko-chan, isn't that a _good_ thing???
...not if you have over a hundred ongoing fics...going on at the same time.
Bakura: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK THEM ABOUT THE GUIDES?!
*pouts* 'Cause I'm stupid.
Ryou and Bakura: *hang their heads*
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I wouldn't _mind_ owning it...but I don't.
Note: Anyway...I kinda got yelled at for teasing Quatre and Ryou in the last chapter. o.o;; Ummm...I should've pointed it out sooner, but I love bashing my favorite characters. And I love making fun of Quatre 'cause he's just so adorable (ditto goes for Ryou). They're just so kawaii and cuddly and you just can't _help_ but tease 'em! If I did that with Yami, Bakura, or Yami Malik...I'd be dead. x.x;; But...*coughs* RELENA is a whooooole 'nother matter. D And, because I'm just that vindictive and sadistic, you guys get to hear Ryou rant some more. Enjoy! *kawaii EVIL grin*
Peace should be a thing that everyone strives for. (The same thing could be said for remaining sane, too, but SOME yamis just don't realize that...) Like I said before, violence only leads to more violence and it becomes a neverending circle. If you think about it, what is the purpose of a guide that teaches a person how to fight dirty? It's things like that that keeps war and hatred and violence in our world.
To quote a famous line, "Can't we all just get along?"
Seriously, though. How hard could it possibly be to just try and get along? There wouldn't be any more gangs, there wouldn't be any more wars, there wouldn't be any violence at ALL---would that be such a bad thing, huh? Just think about it for a minute before you answer.
I do realize that, no matter how hard you try, there will always be some people in the world that loves violence. They thrive on it. Malik's yami and my yami are two of these people. Yuugi's yami, too---but only to a certain extent. (He's _nowhere_ as bad as Bakura...)
Just think of how sad a thing it is if we allow such a thing as yami's guide to live in our world. Think about it for a moment: Do we really want to learn how to fight? Not not just fight, but to fight _dirty_? Fighting dirty only leads to more anger and dislike. It only leads to more fighting. It, like any other violent act, only leads to even more violence.
Not only that, but it also leads to grudges that people hold against each other. And those grudges then lead to revenge. So how could fighting dirty possibly ever be considered a good thing? Really and truly...how?
The best thing to do is just _talk_ it out. I know that some people are laughing at me right now, but the best thing to do _IS_ talk out your problems. You'll be able to see things from a whole new perspective. That other _person's_ perspective. You'll be able to broaden your worldview and work out a way to compromise. And isn't that the best thing that you could strive for? Personally, I think that it is.
Just think of a world where people talk things out and try to see the problems from the other person's view. Wouldn't it be a much nicer world? Disagreements could easily be settled. People would finally be able to understand each other. It'd be wonderful! I'd love it.
Bakura: I'm gonna be sick...
Neko-chan: Ditto. But, quiet. He might be finished soon...
Everyone would be happy! There'd be no prejudice, no war, no violence, no gangs and no murder! Everyone would be able to live their lives without fear that someone on the street might pull a gun on them. _That_ is the type of world that we should all strive for. It should be all of our dreams.
And we should try and _understand_ others. I know that my yami sometimes comes off as being insane and cold and cruel and evil, but...deep down inside, he's not! Bakura can be a very loving and gentle person. You just have to see the world from his perspective. I know that deep down inside, buried within many layers, a truly senstive person resides in Bakura's heart. But he comes off as evil because some people---
RYOU!!!
Ryou: Hai, Neko-chan?
You're making all my reviewers sick! And look at poor Bakura!
Bakura: @.@ ... *passes out*
Ryou: Nani? I didn't do anything wrong! *pouts*
*sighs* Sorry, kiddo. I _really_ don't want to do this because you're just so adorable and kawaii, but... *duct tapes Ryou's mouth shut and tosses him in the closet*
Ryou: MEHESYLES JS!!! *mumble mumble mumble*
Bakura... *pokes* BAKURA!!!
Bakura: *jolts awake, staring around himself with wide, frightened eyes*
Ummm...Baku-chan, Ryou's gone. You can have your guide back.
Bakura: REALLY?! *cackles evilly*
Yup, Bakura got his guide back. (I just hope all the Ryou fangirls don't come after me with picks and scythes. x.x;; Oi...) So, starting with the next chapter, Bakura starts with his guide once again. Some more lessons, some pratical uses for mentioned lessons, and so on.
Also, once I get updated on some of my older fics, I'll start writing the guides...just like you guys want. But, before I do...are you _sure_ you want all _three_?? x.x;;
Anyway, read, review, and I'll post more! ^_~