Sonic the Hedgehog and related characters, stories, and ideas are copyrighted to Sega, Sonic Team, and Archie comics. Fanfiction by myself, and it is a parody of most Sonic the Hedgehog fanfictions out there now. Not to be taken seriously, nor is it mocking a particular fanfiction; if it resembles something you wrote, you might reconsider publishing it.
Generic Sonic Fanfiction
By Suti Ookami
It was a quiet day on Mobius/Earth and everyone seemed contented. Shadow was, inexplicably, alive and working on becoming a table tennis champion, whether or not he was supposed to exist in this storyline. The entire freedom fighter resistance was there as well, plotting against Robotnik/Eggman, even if there is no Robotropolis. Sonic and Tails were hanging out on the beach in a rather normal turn of events, and Knuckles was, naturally, off guarding the Master Emerald, possibly fantasizing about Sally, if this is Mobius, or Rouge, if this is Earth. Or maybe even Sonic, if you're into yaoi.
Then it happened.
Eggman/Robotnik hatched another evil plan to take over! He used Metal Sonic/Mecha Sonic/Mecha Knuckles to go after Sonic, whose beach chair was upset by the villain! The horror! It was a terrible battle scene involving a lot of bouncing, but it was won. But Eggman/Robotnik appeared and swore to get the Chaos Emeralds! Sonic swore at Eggman. Oops, he doesn't do that in the comic and the English Sonic games, nevermind that!
Suddenly, Shadow/Chaos went evil again! He teamed up with Robotnik/Eggman in his conquest! And so Knuckles, Amy, and possibly the freedom fighter resistance if this is the proper reality, they went to battle! Eggman/Robotnik swore he would capture Knothole/Station Square and then, somehow, the world! HA HA HA HA HA!
The battle was grim and our heroes were losing. Out of nowhere came Avatar Insertion, a super powerful hedgehog/echidna/two-tailed fox that was related to Sonic/Knuckles/Tails! And they could control time space and had neato powers! [Insert character love interest] suddenly was in love with Avatar's power and wit and kind-hearted nature. With one blow the battle was won!!!
Eggman/Robotnik swore revenge and ran off to plot again. The heroes welcomed Avatar with total trust and [Inserted character love interest] found themselves oogling Avatar, losing all hint of character and/or previous love interests. They all went to sleep that night feeling safe.
And then Eggman/Robotnik returned with a POWERFUL PLOT! He decided to gather the seven chaos emeralds that had been scattered to completely random locations! With them, he was going to power a super weapon/give power to Chaos/give power to Shadow! NOW HE COULD NOT BE STOPPED!!!
Avatar revealed that his/her tragically killed parents had given him/her a Chaos Emerald as a birthday gift!!! Avatar used this to gather the chaos emeralds in a long drawn out sequence in which he/she does many heroic things and love interest either saves Avatar or is saved by Avatar. Once gathered, the FINAL FIGHT BEGAN.
Avatar became SUPER AVATAR!!! And fought valiantly against Eggman/Robotnik until he was dead and defeated forever! A huge celebration was had and everyone was happy. Love Interest and Avatar get together and have exactly 300.5 orgasms and 2.3 children together. Everyone was happy now. The end.
Author note: My god. It hurt to write that.
Generic Sonic Fanfiction
By Suti Ookami
It was a quiet day on Mobius/Earth and everyone seemed contented. Shadow was, inexplicably, alive and working on becoming a table tennis champion, whether or not he was supposed to exist in this storyline. The entire freedom fighter resistance was there as well, plotting against Robotnik/Eggman, even if there is no Robotropolis. Sonic and Tails were hanging out on the beach in a rather normal turn of events, and Knuckles was, naturally, off guarding the Master Emerald, possibly fantasizing about Sally, if this is Mobius, or Rouge, if this is Earth. Or maybe even Sonic, if you're into yaoi.
Then it happened.
Eggman/Robotnik hatched another evil plan to take over! He used Metal Sonic/Mecha Sonic/Mecha Knuckles to go after Sonic, whose beach chair was upset by the villain! The horror! It was a terrible battle scene involving a lot of bouncing, but it was won. But Eggman/Robotnik appeared and swore to get the Chaos Emeralds! Sonic swore at Eggman. Oops, he doesn't do that in the comic and the English Sonic games, nevermind that!
Suddenly, Shadow/Chaos went evil again! He teamed up with Robotnik/Eggman in his conquest! And so Knuckles, Amy, and possibly the freedom fighter resistance if this is the proper reality, they went to battle! Eggman/Robotnik swore he would capture Knothole/Station Square and then, somehow, the world! HA HA HA HA HA!
The battle was grim and our heroes were losing. Out of nowhere came Avatar Insertion, a super powerful hedgehog/echidna/two-tailed fox that was related to Sonic/Knuckles/Tails! And they could control time space and had neato powers! [Insert character love interest] suddenly was in love with Avatar's power and wit and kind-hearted nature. With one blow the battle was won!!!
Eggman/Robotnik swore revenge and ran off to plot again. The heroes welcomed Avatar with total trust and [Inserted character love interest] found themselves oogling Avatar, losing all hint of character and/or previous love interests. They all went to sleep that night feeling safe.
And then Eggman/Robotnik returned with a POWERFUL PLOT! He decided to gather the seven chaos emeralds that had been scattered to completely random locations! With them, he was going to power a super weapon/give power to Chaos/give power to Shadow! NOW HE COULD NOT BE STOPPED!!!
Avatar revealed that his/her tragically killed parents had given him/her a Chaos Emerald as a birthday gift!!! Avatar used this to gather the chaos emeralds in a long drawn out sequence in which he/she does many heroic things and love interest either saves Avatar or is saved by Avatar. Once gathered, the FINAL FIGHT BEGAN.
Avatar became SUPER AVATAR!!! And fought valiantly against Eggman/Robotnik until he was dead and defeated forever! A huge celebration was had and everyone was happy. Love Interest and Avatar get together and have exactly 300.5 orgasms and 2.3 children together. Everyone was happy now. The end.
Author note: My god. It hurt to write that.