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WARNING: It is a soap opera. Humorous purposes only.
centerDaria: The 7th Season
Episode 4
"New York, New York"
Opening Theme
It Wasn't Me
Sung by. Shaggy
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How can I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she standing there
She never took her eye off me/center
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Scene One
MTV's Green Room
(Katie's on the couch with Britany Spears and David walks in)
David: Britany, youre wanted on set.
Britany: (with a flat voice) Why? It's just a stupid show that my video on average is number 3.
David: What happened to her?
Katie: We had a little talk
David: About what?
Katie: On life and how it sucks.
David: Never talk to any celebrities.
Katie: It took you that long to realize that.
David: Let's call you parents.
Katie: Okay.
(Katie picks up the phone and dial a number)
Quinn on the other end: Hello...
Katie: Hello mom.
Quinn: You've reach the Lane's resident, we are not here now, if you leave your name and number, we may get back to you.
Katie: Hey Mom, I'm in New York. Don't worry, I'll be back by tomorrow. Later!
(Katie hangs up)
David: So, was your mom there?
Katie: Yeah she said I can stay here as long as I want. What did you think?
David: She's not home. You are going on the next flight to where ever you're from.
Katie: L.A.
David: You're not from there, you're from Lawndale.
Katie: How do you know that?
David: Because I know Trent is from there, and (mumbles quickly) I'm from there.
Katie: What you're from Lawndale? (grins evily and then, does a puppy dog look) I can't go back on the plane all by myself. I'm to sacred.
David: How did you get here?
Katie: By plane, but I use all my courage to get here and I don't have any left.
David: I just can have an intern go with you.
Katie: I don't trust interns. Why don't you come with me? You know Lawndale.
David: I don't think so.
Katie: PPPPPPlllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee!!!!!!
David: Okay.
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Scene Two
The Lane's Living Room
(Quinn is sitting on the couch watching t.v.)
Quinn: Finally I can watch t.v. without Katie criticizing everything I watch.
(Trent walks in)
Trent: Hey, Quinn.
Quinn: Hi, Trent. (gets a thinking look on her face) Are you suppose to be in New York?
Trent: They moved the show here.
Quinn: They did. (gets up and hugs Trent) Now we can have more time together. (kisses Trent.)
Trent: Yeah. Where's Katie?
Quinn: Probably in her room.
Trent: At this time?
Quinn: She's being punished for pranking Tom.
Trent: I'm going to say hi to her.
Quinn: Okay.
(Trent goes upstairs to Katie room. He opens the door and looks in)
Trent: She's not here.
(Go downstairs and Wind comes through the door)
Trent: Hey, Wind.
Wind: Hi!
Trent: Do you know where Katie is?
Wind: With you in New York.
Trent: In New York.
Wind: Yeah! I dump her off for the plane a couple of hours ago.
Trent: So she's in New York by herself.
Wind: Yeah.
Trent: (angry) You let her go to New York. Quinn, come here?
(Quinn walks to Trent)
Quinn: Yes, honey.
Trent: Did you know that Katie's in New York?
Quinn: What?!?
Trent: (points at Wind) And he took her to the airport. (points at Wind) Bad, bad Wind!
Wind: (wimpers like a dog)I'm sorry!
(The message machine comes on)
Quinn on the machine: Hello, you've reached the Lane's residence, we are not here now, if you leave your name and number, we may get back to you.
Katie: Hey Mom, I'm in New York. Don't worry, I'll be back by tomorrow. Later!
(They run to the phone.)
Quinn: (freaky out) My little girl is in New York be herself.
Trent: She'll be okay.
Quinn: (freaking out) She'll be okay? She's five.
Trent: She's a Lane, we're just as at home anywhere. Besides, she's Katie.
Quinn: (a little calmer) Yeah, she'll be fine. There is no need to worry that my five year old girl is in New York (freak out again) ALONE!
(Quinn goes to the kitchen and pulls everything out from the refrigerator. Then starts putting things in groups by type and color.)
Trent: Quinn calm down.
Quinn: Calm down, calm down. I can't calm down.
Trent: Can you stop organizing?
Quinn: Okay. I need to go shopping. Credit card, please? (puts out her hand)
Trent: (pulls out his wallet from his pocket and gives Quinn a couple of credit cards.) Here.
Quinn: Thanks.
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Scene Three
A Jet
(Katie and David are sitting in there sits next to each other in couch)
Katie: Flying is so cool!
David: I though you're afraid of flying?
Katie: I'm not afraid of anything.
David: Then why did you want me to come?
Katie: You said you're from Lawndale, so I decided you need to come home.
David: You're evil.
Katie: Thank you. Did you ever see the movie "Final Destination"?
David: Yeah!
Katie: Do you remember the scene when the airplane crashed?
David: I tried to forget it when I'm on a plane.
Katie: Okay. Did you ever seen the video for "Learning to Fly" by the Foo Fighters and everybody except the band got high off the coffee and the band had to learn to fly? (laughing) That was funny.
David: Yeah, whatever.
Katie: Did you see that show about Airplane crashes?
David: Thankfully, no.
Katie: You didn't. It was so cool. I have it on tape, you can borrow it.
David: No thanks.
Katie: My favorite kind of movies are when terrorist take over a plane. I have a collection of them.
David: Can you stop talking about planes?
Katie: Okay.
Stewardess: The in-flight movie is about to come on.
Katie: This is one of my favorites.
David: What is it?
Katie: Passenger 57.
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Commercial
Terra: Hey! How are you guys in never-never land? I'm here to say, Just say No! to sucking episode of Daria. Remember 5 as 1, Suck don't watch!
(This announcement is paid for by the stolen money from the National Cynic's Party)
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Scene Four
The Lane's Living Room
(Trent is sleeping, I mean 'practicing', on the couch with his guitar. Katie and David walks in.)
Katie: Daddy!
Trent: (wakes-up) Katie, when did you get back?
Katie: Just now.
Trent: Did you tell your mom?
Katie: I haven't seen her.
(Quinn walks in)
Quinn: Katie. (runs to Katie and starts hugging her) I was so worry about you! (stops hugging) You're in big trouble.
David: (surprise) Quinn, you're Katie's mother?
Quinn: David, what are you doing here?
David: I brought your daughter here.
Quinn: I'm so sorry for anything Katie did to you.
Trent: Do you guys know each other?
David: I tutored her for a summer.
Quinn: Yeah.
David: I can't believe you married Trent. I though you would marry one of those guys that are always around you.
Quinn: No.
(They walk away talking.)
Katie: Yes, I'm not being punish!
(You hear the front door opening and Jake walks in the living room.)
Jake: Hey, kiddo. I'm here to pick you up. You're staying at my house tonight.
(Katie screams. The camera zoom out of the house, then to a bird eye view of Lawndale, and then the earth and the whole time you hear Katie still screaming.)
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Starring (In alphabetical order)
Jane-------------------------------------------------------------------Jane Lane
Katie-------------------------Katie Lane (We finally found out what her name is)
Trent-----------------------------------------------------------------Trent Lane
Wind------------------------------------------------------------------ Wind Lane
Daria-------------------------------------------------------Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Quinn--------------------------------------------------------Quinn Morgendorffer
Upchuck--------------------------------------------------Charles Ruttherimer III
Tom-------------------------------------------------------------------Tom Sloane
Guest Starring (In alphabetical order)
David Sorenson----------------------------------------------------David Sorenson
Britany Spears----------------------------------------------------Britany Spears
Stewardess--------------------------------Some Stewardess from American Airlines
Writer------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
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Katie: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING: It is a soap opera. Humorous purposes only.
centerDaria: The 7th Season
Episode 4
"New York, New York"
Opening Theme
It Wasn't Me
Sung by. Shaggy
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How can I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she standing there
She never took her eye off me/center
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Scene One
MTV's Green Room
(Katie's on the couch with Britany Spears and David walks in)
David: Britany, youre wanted on set.
Britany: (with a flat voice) Why? It's just a stupid show that my video on average is number 3.
David: What happened to her?
Katie: We had a little talk
David: About what?
Katie: On life and how it sucks.
David: Never talk to any celebrities.
Katie: It took you that long to realize that.
David: Let's call you parents.
Katie: Okay.
(Katie picks up the phone and dial a number)
Quinn on the other end: Hello...
Katie: Hello mom.
Quinn: You've reach the Lane's resident, we are not here now, if you leave your name and number, we may get back to you.
Katie: Hey Mom, I'm in New York. Don't worry, I'll be back by tomorrow. Later!
(Katie hangs up)
David: So, was your mom there?
Katie: Yeah she said I can stay here as long as I want. What did you think?
David: She's not home. You are going on the next flight to where ever you're from.
Katie: L.A.
David: You're not from there, you're from Lawndale.
Katie: How do you know that?
David: Because I know Trent is from there, and (mumbles quickly) I'm from there.
Katie: What you're from Lawndale? (grins evily and then, does a puppy dog look) I can't go back on the plane all by myself. I'm to sacred.
David: How did you get here?
Katie: By plane, but I use all my courage to get here and I don't have any left.
David: I just can have an intern go with you.
Katie: I don't trust interns. Why don't you come with me? You know Lawndale.
David: I don't think so.
Katie: PPPPPPlllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee!!!!!!
David: Okay.
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Scene Two
The Lane's Living Room
(Quinn is sitting on the couch watching t.v.)
Quinn: Finally I can watch t.v. without Katie criticizing everything I watch.
(Trent walks in)
Trent: Hey, Quinn.
Quinn: Hi, Trent. (gets a thinking look on her face) Are you suppose to be in New York?
Trent: They moved the show here.
Quinn: They did. (gets up and hugs Trent) Now we can have more time together. (kisses Trent.)
Trent: Yeah. Where's Katie?
Quinn: Probably in her room.
Trent: At this time?
Quinn: She's being punished for pranking Tom.
Trent: I'm going to say hi to her.
Quinn: Okay.
(Trent goes upstairs to Katie room. He opens the door and looks in)
Trent: She's not here.
(Go downstairs and Wind comes through the door)
Trent: Hey, Wind.
Wind: Hi!
Trent: Do you know where Katie is?
Wind: With you in New York.
Trent: In New York.
Wind: Yeah! I dump her off for the plane a couple of hours ago.
Trent: So she's in New York by herself.
Wind: Yeah.
Trent: (angry) You let her go to New York. Quinn, come here?
(Quinn walks to Trent)
Quinn: Yes, honey.
Trent: Did you know that Katie's in New York?
Quinn: What?!?
Trent: (points at Wind) And he took her to the airport. (points at Wind) Bad, bad Wind!
Wind: (wimpers like a dog)I'm sorry!
(The message machine comes on)
Quinn on the machine: Hello, you've reached the Lane's residence, we are not here now, if you leave your name and number, we may get back to you.
Katie: Hey Mom, I'm in New York. Don't worry, I'll be back by tomorrow. Later!
(They run to the phone.)
Quinn: (freaky out) My little girl is in New York be herself.
Trent: She'll be okay.
Quinn: (freaking out) She'll be okay? She's five.
Trent: She's a Lane, we're just as at home anywhere. Besides, she's Katie.
Quinn: (a little calmer) Yeah, she'll be fine. There is no need to worry that my five year old girl is in New York (freak out again) ALONE!
(Quinn goes to the kitchen and pulls everything out from the refrigerator. Then starts putting things in groups by type and color.)
Trent: Quinn calm down.
Quinn: Calm down, calm down. I can't calm down.
Trent: Can you stop organizing?
Quinn: Okay. I need to go shopping. Credit card, please? (puts out her hand)
Trent: (pulls out his wallet from his pocket and gives Quinn a couple of credit cards.) Here.
Quinn: Thanks.
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Scene Three
A Jet
(Katie and David are sitting in there sits next to each other in couch)
Katie: Flying is so cool!
David: I though you're afraid of flying?
Katie: I'm not afraid of anything.
David: Then why did you want me to come?
Katie: You said you're from Lawndale, so I decided you need to come home.
David: You're evil.
Katie: Thank you. Did you ever see the movie "Final Destination"?
David: Yeah!
Katie: Do you remember the scene when the airplane crashed?
David: I tried to forget it when I'm on a plane.
Katie: Okay. Did you ever seen the video for "Learning to Fly" by the Foo Fighters and everybody except the band got high off the coffee and the band had to learn to fly? (laughing) That was funny.
David: Yeah, whatever.
Katie: Did you see that show about Airplane crashes?
David: Thankfully, no.
Katie: You didn't. It was so cool. I have it on tape, you can borrow it.
David: No thanks.
Katie: My favorite kind of movies are when terrorist take over a plane. I have a collection of them.
David: Can you stop talking about planes?
Katie: Okay.
Stewardess: The in-flight movie is about to come on.
Katie: This is one of my favorites.
David: What is it?
Katie: Passenger 57.
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Commercial
Terra: Hey! How are you guys in never-never land? I'm here to say, Just say No! to sucking episode of Daria. Remember 5 as 1, Suck don't watch!
(This announcement is paid for by the stolen money from the National Cynic's Party)
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Scene Four
The Lane's Living Room
(Trent is sleeping, I mean 'practicing', on the couch with his guitar. Katie and David walks in.)
Katie: Daddy!
Trent: (wakes-up) Katie, when did you get back?
Katie: Just now.
Trent: Did you tell your mom?
Katie: I haven't seen her.
(Quinn walks in)
Quinn: Katie. (runs to Katie and starts hugging her) I was so worry about you! (stops hugging) You're in big trouble.
David: (surprise) Quinn, you're Katie's mother?
Quinn: David, what are you doing here?
David: I brought your daughter here.
Quinn: I'm so sorry for anything Katie did to you.
Trent: Do you guys know each other?
David: I tutored her for a summer.
Quinn: Yeah.
David: I can't believe you married Trent. I though you would marry one of those guys that are always around you.
Quinn: No.
(They walk away talking.)
Katie: Yes, I'm not being punish!
(You hear the front door opening and Jake walks in the living room.)
Jake: Hey, kiddo. I'm here to pick you up. You're staying at my house tonight.
(Katie screams. The camera zoom out of the house, then to a bird eye view of Lawndale, and then the earth and the whole time you hear Katie still screaming.)
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Starring (In alphabetical order)
Jane-------------------------------------------------------------------Jane Lane
Katie-------------------------Katie Lane (We finally found out what her name is)
Trent-----------------------------------------------------------------Trent Lane
Wind------------------------------------------------------------------ Wind Lane
Daria-------------------------------------------------------Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Quinn--------------------------------------------------------Quinn Morgendorffer
Upchuck--------------------------------------------------Charles Ruttherimer III
Tom-------------------------------------------------------------------Tom Sloane
Guest Starring (In alphabetical order)
David Sorenson----------------------------------------------------David Sorenson
Britany Spears----------------------------------------------------Britany Spears
Stewardess--------------------------------Some Stewardess from American Airlines
Writer------------------------------------------Neo-Queen Terra of Crystal Tokyo
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