Title : Saiyuki Rugrats

Author : LeViAtHaN2001

E-mail : Hakkai_Cho_Gonou@yahoo.com / Garnet_Eiko@yahoo.com

Note : Okay,last update for this time.I kinda created this fic a long time ago,while i'm watching Rugrats.I wonder,what would saiyuki be like if all the casts are just 2 to 6 year old toddlers? Ooh,more havoc,bwah ha ha ha.Mind you that all the usual things in saiyuki will be changed.Like cigarrettes,it'll change to candies.The Weiss and Smith gun,it'll change into a water gun.Be assure there is no Angelica here.Just kidding.Well,please review if you want me to continue with this fic okay? Ja matta ne!

Disclaimer : Gensomaden Saiyuki is copyrighted to Kazuya Minekura,ENIX and G-Fantasy.All materials used are copyrighted to me.If this fic has any similarities to other fics out there,i assure you this is purely coincidental.No,i do not use psychic powers to read somebody's mind and copy the ideas from them.

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Gimme the candy...err...sutra

It was a beautiful afternoon in Togenkyo.The sky is blue,the wind blew softly on the trees,the ducks swimming,the birds chirping,the youkais' rampaging,ah enough of my stupid rambling.It was a perfect day.A flurry of figure moving about under the shade of a very large tree.Well,the tree isn't that large.It was a normal size,except for the saiyuki casts.No,they're not the handsome,worth-to-be-drooled-at-by-fangirls-group.Nope,now they are just tiny kids.Just toddlers.Rest assured,they still have those usual wearing attire.Just their size is somewhat...shrunk.The Sanzo-ikkou are busy doing their business,playing under the shade.Little Kappa is busy playing with little saru,so happy and cheerful they both were.

"Hey,gimme my bottle back,ewo kappa!!" Goku,the 2 years old toddler cried out,trying to reach out for his favourite bottle being held imprisoned by Gojyo.Goku had some problems saying the letter 'r',so every word that contains that letter,that letter will automatically changed into 'w'.Example,ero becomes ewo.

"Nope,i won't give it to ya!" Gojyo,the 5 years old said,laughing his way,enjoying the look on saru's face that is trying to reach for the bottle.

"Mou,mommy!! Look at him!! He stole my bottle!!" Goku said to a huge rock which he claimed to be his mommy.Heck,he is born out of rock.

"Hah,you think that huge rock can get your bottle back??" Gojyo replied,teasingly.Suddenly,just as things started to get rough,they both were being squirted on the face with Sanzo's water gun.

"Will you two idiots just shut the crap out??" Sanzo muttered out to the both of them.The oldest of the pack,6 years old is not enjoying one little bit of the arguement.He was at the side,busy making paperplanes out of his newspaper.

"Oh oh,Sanzo,mommy said it's not nice to say those words.Didn't your mom ever tell ya that?" Gojyo remarked,swishing his finger to and fro,trying to correct the young monk's mistake.Sanzo,just merely stared at him,with his violet eyes,unfazed.Suddenly,without a warning,Sanzo reacted by squirted some more water gun towards the water demon,splashing it in his face.

"I don't HAVE a mommy,stupid." Sanzo remarked.For such small toddler,he has one fast tongue in cursing.

"Oops...sowwiee..." the half-breed replied,shutting his mouth with both of his hands.

"Ne,Sanzo..Whewe's youw mommy gone to huh? Is she gone shopping? When will she be back? Huh? Huh?" Goku butted in,sucking on the bottle.Once more,Sanzo reacted by whacking on saru's head with a small paperfan.

"I told you i don't HAVE a mommy! I'm an orphan!! And don't remind me that i don't have one!!!" Sanzo yelled,furiously,shooting every place with his water gun.He was rather upset,for tears running  on his cheeks,with him swaying his arms here and there,making those oversized robes flapped like a bird's wings.

"Owh." Goku replied as he reaches out for the small dragon,Hakuryuu and squeezed it tightly like a stuff doll.Hakkai,who were leaning by the tree,reading books while trying to maintain his monocle to stay put on his nose,immediately begged for saru to stop hugging the poor defenceless little creature.

"Goku,stop squeezing him! He'll suffocate if you do that!" he said,trying to pry the small dragon from saru's clutches softly and gently.Hakkai is a 5 year old toddler.He prefers to stay at the side,reading his books rather than to join the mayhem.But he has some problem with his monocle that kept slipping off his nose.

"But i wanna play with Hakuwyuu!!" Goku replied,hugging the small dragon more.

"Kyuuu~~~"

"It's Hakuryuu." Hakkai corrected him.

"Hakuwyuu." Goku replied back.

"No no,it's Hakuryuu.Ha ku ryuu."

"Ha ku wyuu."

"For god's sake,could you let it go?" Hakkai pleaded.Goku stared at him,then at the small dragon which is now turning from brilliant silver white to pale blue.

"Okay." he replied,letting go the small dragon.

"Thanks.And it's Hakuryuu." Hakkai corrected him for the last time,then resumed to his position at the tree,reading his book.Things were peaceful after that,but mayhem soon rises when Kougaiji-tachi came,as usual.

"Hand me your candy!" Kougaiji ordered.He's a 5 year old demon prince,with his small sister,Lirin who is 2 years old,piggy-back riding on Dokugakuji,the oldest of the saiyuki casts,9 years old to be exact.

"But Kougaiji,isn't that suppose to be the sutra?" Hakkai corrected him,pointing towards the small monk who's still trying to make paperplanes.

"I know,but i want the candy first,THEN the sutra." Kougaiji replied. "Now gimme." he added,pointing to both Sanzo and Gojyo.

"No,you are NOT taking my candies!!" Gojyo replied as he stuffed his mouth with all the candies,trying vainly to hide them.In result,his cheeks were bloated like a hamster's mouth.Goku laughed at Gojyo,which ended being kicked on the face by the kappa.

"You gotta defeat us first if you want this candies and sutra." Sanzo replied,cocking his water gun with ever so confident.And so,all of them fight.Sanzo busy squirting everyone with his water gun,Goku with his nyoibo staff that's being reduced by a mere rattle toy,Gojyo with his chijikiri which is now a popsicle stick and except Hakkai,who were busy showing his books off to Yaone,who is just 5 years old.They fight and they fight,one by one fell down,exhausted.Only Goku and Kougaiji left standing.

"Prepare to lose!!" Kougaiji said as he lunges straight to saru.Suddenly,Hakkai called out to the small saru.

"Goku! It's your nap time!!"

"Yay!! Nap time!!" Goku replied happily.Without warning,he swunged his nyoibo,hitting directly on Kougaiji's face.Kougaiji fell down,clutching onto his bruised face.

"Eh? Sowwie Kougaiji.I didn't notice you." saru replied,looking down at Kougaiji who is on the edge of crying.

"We'll settle our score next time!!" Kougaiji yelled,then fled off with his companions.As Kougaiji runs over the horizon,he cried out loud,bearing the bruise on his face.

"I'm gonna tell mommy that the saru hit my face!!"

And so,peace once more fell onto Sanzo-ikkou.It was soon nap time and soon,all of them were sleeping soundly under the huge tree.Mayhem will soon start again in our chibi heroes' world,but that is another chapter of the story.

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Note : Weeeeeirrd fic.Very weird.I dunno why does my brain produce this fic.Anyways,hope you all reviewed this and see you all soon.Ja matta ne!