Title : Saiyuki Rugrats
Author : LeViAtHaN2001
E-mail : Hakkai_Cho_Gonou@yahoo.com / Garnet_Eiko@yahoo.com
Note : Yes,the chapter you all been waiting for..the continuation of Saiyuki Rugrats.Hoho...more chibified adventures will be unravelled,and this time it is not Sanzo-ikkou's story.No,it's Kougaiji-tachi's time,and the nemesis for them is no other than Homura himself.I adapted the idea of Homura taking over Kougaiji's territory like in the anime,but in a different way.The plot is changed into a chibified way and does not follow the original plot in the anime.Just Homura taking over Kougaiji's land...but in a different chibi way,harmless yet fun.Anyways,onward to reading then review after that.
Disclaimer : Gensomaden Saiyuki is copyrighted to Kazuya Minekura,ENIX and G-Fantasy.All materials used are copyrighted to me.If this fic has any similarities to other fics out there,i assure you this is purely coincidental.No,i do not use psychic powers to read somebody's mind and copy the ideas from them.
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Take him out of my fortress
It was a typical morning here in Togenkyo.The sun are high above the sky,the birds chirping,the dogs barking their heads off and the sound of rampaging mindless youkais grabbing every villagers' milk bottles and candies.In other words,it is a typical day.Out in the dusty horizon,there were dusts of sand scatter about as they are being run over by a moving object.It was the chibi Sanzo-ikkou.They've just woken up a few hours ago and after having a hefty breakfast of milk and cereals,not to mention candies for the spoiled little kappa who knew better than to eat candies bfore your meal,they set off again in their journey to the west.Gojyo and Goku are busy having their tournament at the backseat,arguing about some dumb milk bottles and candies,while being once or twice squirted on the face with Sanzo's water gun,and the constant whacking by the paperfan.Hakkai on the other hand is busy driving in his favourite toy jeep.The jeep is nothing more than a small toy jeep,running on Hakkai's leg power by paddling on the paddle.No engine whatsoever.Just the paddle.But for now,let us leave them minding their own adventure,and now set our mind to the Kougaiji-tachi's own story.
Kougaiji and his companions are hanging around their fortress,doing whatever business they wanna do.Because of Kougaiji's step-mom business of trying to resurrect the dear papa Gyumaou,Kougaiji and his friends are sent to this small fortress,the playground everyday so that he will not bother with his mother's plan.Kougaiji,with a bandage on his nose as the result from Goku's last blow,is busy scanning the horizon on the end of a see-saw,weighed down by Dokugakuji on the other side.Lirin is busy torturing her small dragon while stuffing her mouth with some sweet buns on top of a slide,while Yaone is busy with her experiments in the sand box.All the other Kougaiji minions are happy playing around the playground,for only Kougaiji's minions can enter the fortress.But the fun is nearly ended,for 3 unknown visitors came to the playground,with a mission of their own.To kick Kougaiji out and take over the fortress.
"Kougaiji-sama!! There are 3 unknown people coming into the playground!!" on of the minions warned the small prince.He looks pretty much battered down. "We can't stop them!" he added.
"What? Who dares to come into my fortress?" Kougaiji asked as he jumps down from see-saw.Just as he said that,the 3 visitors came right in front of them.They stared at each other for awhile.One of the visitor have a strikingly dark blue hair,the red chakra on his forehead signing that he was a god,an unusual pair of eyes which consists blue on the left side and yellow on the other side,hands chained,wearing a robe of a fiery pattern.Indeed he isn't an ordinary person.His other companion is also the same.One is wearing white,eyes closed with 3 chakras on his forehead,the other is a rather tough looking one,looks like a pirate with an eyepatch on his right eye,with a super bazooka water soaker as his weapon.
"Well,hello." the blue-haired god greeted.He was a 11 year old kid,very much older.What do you expect? He's a god.
"What do you want? And who are you guys?" the young prince asked,feeling rather edgy about the strangers appearance.Something tells him there's something not good about this.
"I am Homura,the fighting god." the stranger introduced himself. "These are Shien and Zenon." he later introduced his companions,each aged 10 and 11 respectively. "I came here to take over your fortress." politely Homura said.For a war god he sure is polite.
"Well over my dead body!!" Kougaiji yelled out,protesting.
"Kou,don't.These trio are gods from the heaven realm,we don't stand a chance." Dokugakuji whispered to Kougaiji.Yaone and Lirin watched from afar,behind the big slide,trying to see what's happening.
"So what? We can beat them!" proudly,Kougaiji said.
"Ah ah ah,don't be too cocky." Homura said,pointing to his surroundings. "See how many minions of yours i've beaten.How about this,if i defeat you,you will willingly surrender your fortress and all your candies to me,but if i lose,i will give you all the candies there is available in the heaven realm and leave your fortress in peace.Deal?" Homura said,making his deal.At the sound of candies,Kougaiji gulped.Imagine,a whole load of candies.He can take control of all youkais with that candies,for all the youkais in the world are just toddlers.Upon hearing his deal,Kougaiji agreed.
"Deal."
"Kougaiji-sama!" Yaone cried out.Lirin on the other hand is too busy daydreaming about eating a mountain of chocolates and candies all day round.She's pretty confident that her brother will win.
"If you break the deal,your friends will get it." Homura said,pointing towards Yaone and Lirin.They are being held prisoner by Zenon and Shien.However Zenon is too much busy showing off his water bazooka to the ladies,much to Shien's frustrations.Zenon is too proud of his big water gun,and would show off to anyone and anything.
"Alright i get the idea.Now let's fight." Kougaiji ordered,pointing towards the ever-so-confident god of war,Homura.The exchange stares for quite awhile,the whole area becomes quiet as tension rises.You could even hear the wind blowing through the leaves of the tree.Then they strike.Kougaiji runs towards Homura,pulls out his hands and...
Jan ken pon!!!
Dokugakuji and the others fell down,the fight they were so afraid of is just merely a Jan Ken Pon battle.Not the bloody,bruised gory battle they've expected to be.
"What the....Jan Ken Pon??" Dokugakuji said,dusting away the dust off his pants."I thought you're gonna battle!"
"Oh no,even if i am a war god,i don't really like violence.It's baaad." Homura replied,then looks at Kougaiji's hand."I win." he said.
"What???" Kougaiji said in disbelief.He looked at his own hand,a stone,then looked at Homura's.His was a paper.He'd lost.
"Paper covers rock.I win." victoriously,Homura said,grinning."Now,your fortress shall be mine."
"Never! Let's battle again!!" Kougaiji demanded for another rematch.So off they battled,on and on and on and on,until dusk.To pass the time,all the youkais,Lirin and Yaone,not to mention Shien and Zenon minded their own business of playing around the playground.Finally,after having 100 straight streaks of losing,Kougaiji finally admit he lost.Besides,his hands are getting cramped after all that hand swishing.
"Fine.Then all your candies and your fortress shall be mine." Homura said laughing away,leaving Kougaiji and went straight to his companions. "You shall make your leave now,before i deal again with you." he added.And at once,Dokugakuji,Lirin and Yaone drags the stunned prince,along with the minions out of the fortress they so loved.They had to restrain Kougaiji who later regained concious that tries to blow them outta his fortress with his demon technique.And so,this is the beginning of the season where Homura and company enjoys their head off with their new fortress and a huge supply of candies,and Kougaiji who never stops yelling his head out to exact revenge on that war god and to perfect his skills on the Jan Ken Pon game.The story then ends with a scene of the Sanzo-ikkou slumped together sleeping,after a hefty spree of kicking youkais butts who tried to steal their candies and the sutra.
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Note : See what i mean? Different eh? Just don't wanna violate the copyright.And it's pretty weird,the anti-war war god,Homura.Strange.Not to mention Zenon with his super soaker water bazooka.Anyways,it'll be Sanzo-ikkou's story on the next chapter,and something about Yaone and Hakkai.The battle of winning the maiden's heart back by Kougaiji.Hoho,anyways,enjoy this part of the chapter and please review.Ja!
