Jake was in terrible pain. He had tried to morph into a toilet, thinking it
was a new species of tree. Come to think of it, the tree morph didn't work
either. Damn. He needed Cassie badly. But that had nothing to do with this-
that was a different need...
Suddenly a thought hit him- ow! Rachel. She was out flying with Tobias. Ewww...
He was trying to make her eat a worm.
"EAT IT!!!!" Tobias yelled.
"I told you, no, I don't take drugs." replied Rachel.
"What the?.."
"My PD teacher told me to say that."
"But it's a worm- EAT IT NOW!!!"
"OK but only because I love you. My cuddlywuddly birdywirdy."
Rachel ate the worm.
"HAH! It was drugs!" Tobias cried.
"Wow, I feel woozy, why are there suddenly two of everything??" "Wow, I feel woozy, why are there suddenly two of everything??"
Rachel passed out. DEAD!!!
Right.that made sense..anyway back to Jake who had a call from Cassie.
"Hello Jake"
"Hello Cassie"
"How are you?"
"I am well"
"I am glad"
"Thankyou"
"I have to go now"
"OK. Goodbye"
Wow thought Jake. That was the longest conversation they had had in ages! He was really getting somewhere!
He felt turned on. He decided to go visit her.
He knocked on her door. Cassie opened it covered in bird shit.
"Oh Cassie!" said Jake, "bird shit turns me on."
And since he was already turned on another lot made him explode.
2 down, 4 to go.
Marco was feeling lonely. Everyone was pairing up. Jake and Cassie, Tobias and Rachel. He always had to go with Ax. It was very strange how he was always fluttering his eyelashes at him. Creepy. Guys don't have long eyelashes..do they??
Suddenly the object of his thoughts came in.
"Marco..I have to tell you something."
"OK Ax- what?"
"I am a girl. My name is Axanna. I disguised myself as a guy so I could become a warrior and my twin brother wanted to be a girl so we switched. And Marco, I think you're really sexy."
Marco did not take this news well.
"But what about our guy stripper shows and lying naked in front of the T.V.?? You saw everything!"
"I know. I find the human body a rare specimen and very interesting to look at.. In other words- you turn me on!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Marco was so shocked he grabbed a BIG gun and blew up Ax(anna)..then himself.
4 down. Two to go.
Hercule Poirot walked in.
"Who killed Cassie?"
*platform with dead Cassie on it rises from the floor*
"I'll tell you. It was the Butler in the kitchen with the knife."
In walked Tobias in butler costume.
"Who me?"
"Yes, you"
"Couldn't be"
"YES IT COULD!"
"OK I admit it. I did it. I was having an affair with Cassie and she wanted to break it off so I stabbed her."
"Nooooooo! You made me eat a worm and everything!" Rachel popped out of her grave. Tobias shot her and she disappeared again.
"I will kill myself"
BOOM.
6 down only ME to go! I KILLED THEM ALL!! MWAHAHAHAHHAH!! Scuz (demented person) yelled.
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Suddenly a thought hit him- ow! Rachel. She was out flying with Tobias. Ewww...
He was trying to make her eat a worm.
"EAT IT!!!!" Tobias yelled.
"I told you, no, I don't take drugs." replied Rachel.
"What the?.."
"My PD teacher told me to say that."
"But it's a worm- EAT IT NOW!!!"
"OK but only because I love you. My cuddlywuddly birdywirdy."
Rachel ate the worm.
"HAH! It was drugs!" Tobias cried.
"Wow, I feel woozy, why are there suddenly two of everything??" "Wow, I feel woozy, why are there suddenly two of everything??"
Rachel passed out. DEAD!!!
Right.that made sense..anyway back to Jake who had a call from Cassie.
"Hello Jake"
"Hello Cassie"
"How are you?"
"I am well"
"I am glad"
"Thankyou"
"I have to go now"
"OK. Goodbye"
Wow thought Jake. That was the longest conversation they had had in ages! He was really getting somewhere!
He felt turned on. He decided to go visit her.
He knocked on her door. Cassie opened it covered in bird shit.
"Oh Cassie!" said Jake, "bird shit turns me on."
And since he was already turned on another lot made him explode.
2 down, 4 to go.
Marco was feeling lonely. Everyone was pairing up. Jake and Cassie, Tobias and Rachel. He always had to go with Ax. It was very strange how he was always fluttering his eyelashes at him. Creepy. Guys don't have long eyelashes..do they??
Suddenly the object of his thoughts came in.
"Marco..I have to tell you something."
"OK Ax- what?"
"I am a girl. My name is Axanna. I disguised myself as a guy so I could become a warrior and my twin brother wanted to be a girl so we switched. And Marco, I think you're really sexy."
Marco did not take this news well.
"But what about our guy stripper shows and lying naked in front of the T.V.?? You saw everything!"
"I know. I find the human body a rare specimen and very interesting to look at.. In other words- you turn me on!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Marco was so shocked he grabbed a BIG gun and blew up Ax(anna)..then himself.
4 down. Two to go.
Hercule Poirot walked in.
"Who killed Cassie?"
*platform with dead Cassie on it rises from the floor*
"I'll tell you. It was the Butler in the kitchen with the knife."
In walked Tobias in butler costume.
"Who me?"
"Yes, you"
"Couldn't be"
"YES IT COULD!"
"OK I admit it. I did it. I was having an affair with Cassie and she wanted to break it off so I stabbed her."
"Nooooooo! You made me eat a worm and everything!" Rachel popped out of her grave. Tobias shot her and she disappeared again.
"I will kill myself"
BOOM.
6 down only ME to go! I KILLED THEM ALL!! MWAHAHAHAHHAH!! Scuz (demented person) yelled.
________________________THE END_________________________________