A/N ^_^' and so the insanity continues…
Why do I bother to continue this oddity of a story? Well it's a change of angst… heh, Jyou in a tutu ^_^ Here comes bashing, and more of the weirdness. I was still high, enough said.
Digidestined Abduction By Angel of Evil.
Chapter 2 In the Giant, Flying Sushi Dish (space ship)
"Cool, I always wanted to be invisible," Davis cried bouncing around in hysteria.
"And we always wanted you to disappear," Yolei added casually, her eyes oscillating up and down, and down and up as Daisuke jumped with joy. "Which you did..."
"But then he reappeared," Izzy supplemented.
"Yes, unfortunately."
"Where are we?" He asked with pure astonishment. Cody sighed contently," Thank goodness, my urine has been vaporized."
"Haha! He said urine!"
"Davis. Remember me telling you not to speak?" The boy shrugged, and continues to bounce insanely.
Patamon's little orange face smudged all up like one of those stress relievers everyone loves to squeeze until they burst.
"What now?!" Joe groans.
"Sorry, I kinda farted," Davis blushed. "Sorry Batpig!"
"Grooooooooooooss!" Joe squealed in a high-pitched girl's voice.
"Dude! Did your voice just break?"
"I need to go!" Patamon winced.
"Perfect timing," Mimi said, her voice full with sarcasm.
"It's not my fault, blame my bladder," he howled, "and if Goggles over here hadn't squeezed the hell out of me I might have been able to keep it in a little longer," he growled bobbing up and down with the excess weight. Davis groaned.
"This place is huge," Cody managed to whisper through his shock. The goggle boy agreed nodding and grinning and having stopped jumping up and down like a loony.
"Wow that's a relief, I feel so dizzy," says Yolei pleased rubbing her eyes.
He struts back and fourth with his hands behind his neck whilst everyone else except the floating batpig was sat on the floor.
Cody smiles, "I've never seen such a surreal place before."
"Yeah, just don't wet your self over it!" Mimi adds.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! I really have to go!!!"
"You kinda look like a mini blimp. But with wings. And a tail. Oh and two blue eyes…" Mimi thought out loud, and then when everyone looked at her with raised brows she simultaneously added, "hey Davis was the one who farted!"
"Yup that's why were all staring, we're all concerned because we thought you farted," Izzy scorned with sarcasm.
"That's what I thought," she smiled. Everyone sweat dropped again.
"Can't we just hand him over to the aliens, T.J. won't have to know about it, and I know I'm not gonna miss him," Davis pleaded with the others temptingly.
"T.J.? I heard you calling him T.K. for the past 2 weeks!" Joe cries confused.
"You heard nothing, you got it?" he threatens grasping Joe's shirt collar ruthlessly. Joe blinks.
"Yup, everything's okay dokay!" he shakes attempting to smile with trembling lips.
"Are you wearing lipstick?"
Matt, appearing out of no where, like everything in this story does, obviously missed the entire Joe and Davis scenario thing and had only heard Daisukes first comment.
"If you want to die this minute you can, that's my brother, TK's, damn batpig your talking 'bout destroying so easily. And what would happen if he found some remains? Then who would be grounded by dad for the rest of his life?! You need to think ahead see, ahead, there has to be no evidence!" sneers Matt crazily his arms flaring about. "No evidence I tell you!" Davis slowly backs away from his crazy friend with both hands in the air.
That being not at all what was expected from caring, loving, big brother Yamato, everyone turns to him looking very concerned.
"Somebody! Phone the nuthouse!" Daisuke exclaims.
"We're on a spaceship," Izzy reminds him whacking his across the head.
"Ow. Ever come across something called a joke?"
"Well actually no, never has this word called 'joke' been said to me before. Is it offensive?"
"Umm, you have issues..."
Izzy hangs his head, "I'm a failure."
"Remind to get a councillor for Izzy," Matt said.
"And someone remind him to get one for himself too," frowned Yolei. She thumps Izzy around the head.
"Ow pain! What may I ask was that for?!"
"Only I am allowed to thump the moron!" she sneered smugly.
"Yeah bottom boy!" Yolei whacks Davis, "ooooooooooooouch!!!"
"I warned you about talking."
Sora unfortunately spots Matt, appearing also out of nowhere, and immediately glomps him. Both are standing directly on top of Taichi's unconscious body.
"That's if I don't die first." He shoves Sora off causing her to wail like a two-year-old, or like Mimi. Matt simply looks down at her silently muttering, 'Baby', under his breath.
"Anyone got any water?" asks Davis.
"No need, in a moment we'll be flooded with her tears, they're gushing waterfalls," Yolei snarls in reply.
Patamon winces unbearably "I really need to goooo!"
"Well if you must, do it on Tai's face, that should wake him up," suggests Izzy moderately amused, Matt steps off his best friends body. Everyone turns to watch the unconscious mop of intense brown hair on the floor. Patamon flew above his head slowly.
"WHAAAAAT! I'm awake, see I'm awake!" He cried shooting up whooping the small winged creature far away with his huge hair. "Cool, big hair is a poooowerful weapon!"
"Sora we don't need the background music," Yolei screamed slapping her around the face. Sora gasped cradling her cheek, which was now reddened.
"Wahoo, you go girlfriend. You shut her up good!" Joe celebrates.
"Ok Jyou, I'm becoming rapidly concerned about you. First there's the squealing like a girl, then there's the shrieking like a girl, and now there's...this..." Yamato states.
"Hey Joe, when did you put the pink tutu on?!" Davis takes a step back.
"I-I... don't know..."
"Oh you're soooo observant aren't you!" Yolei cries with sarcasm.
"Well what are you then! You all only just noticed too!!!"
"Oh yeeeeah..."
"If I didn't know any better I'd say Joe is turning into..."
Dun dun dun!
"Me!" Mimi finishes with a small squeal.
"I'm afraid she may be correct."
"Please say it isn't so Izzy!" Joe pleads, tears rimming his eyes.
"But you're wearing a pink tutu!" Iori shudders.
"Yay! I can give you makeovers, and we can go shopping together, squeee! It'll be so fun!"
"Please kill me."
"Matt," Sora interrupts through sniffles, " aren't you go to say anything, Yolei just hit me!"
"We were just in a very intriguing conversation about Joe's sexuality!" Izzy fumes.
"But Yamato!"
He lets out a long sigh then mutters "all right" to her.
"Yolei please don't hit Sora," he grumbled.
Sora grinned stupidly to show off. She then leaped over to him and crushed him with a forceful hug.
He felt like he was going to puke.
"You don't hit right, see, you do it like…THIS!" He cried whacking her across the shiny silver floor with a gigantic force.
"Wow!!! I'm in the mood for some baseball!" Tai cried. "Can I join in too?"
"And me!" Davis squeals (A/N there's a lot of this isn't there ^^) running over gleefully "Don't forget meeeee!"
"Did you guys just see that, he hit me? Does no one care?" She sobbed. There was a silence. Then it was interrupted.
"Hell no!" Tai laughed.
Joe blinks, "I'm wearing a pink tutu…"
"Guys?" She whispered tears streaming down her confused face.
"SHUT UP!!!" They all screamed at her angrily at the identical time. After that response she flung herself to the cold floor howling her heart out.
"Hey I know, lets hold her nose while the batpig hovering over there does his business down her throat!" Matt shouted his fist in the air ready.
"Yay!" Mimi cheered.
"At last, a laboratory worthy of my urine," Patamon nodded in approval.
Sora's eyes enlarge with absolute terror as the entire group of Digidestined, well almost the entire group of Digidestined (and a hovering batpig) edged closer.
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Will Jyou Kido become a blue haired Mimi in a tutu? Will anyone say the words arse, ass, butt, or bottom again? Is Ken, TK or Kari going to have any part in this fic? And most importantly, who abducted the Digidestined?
How the hell should I know?! Find out in the next episode of whatever I decided to name this insane fic.
A/N I think… I've scared myself ^_=;;
REVIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!
Tai: Do what she says, she's threatening to make me do wrong things to Matt.
Angel of Evil: O_o Er… no I'm not….
Tai: ^_^;;
Angel of Evil: Mwahahahaha! WHO WANTS TO HEAR TAI'S HENTAI FANTASY!!!
Tai: Oh crap!
Matt: Is there something I should know? *^-^*
Angel of Evil: You make Tai horny…
Matt: O_O ohhhhh…
Tai: No he doesn't, he just turns me on, oops… *_*
Ken: Tai-san!! Did you steal my whip?! =_=
Tai: Umm… ^^;;
*~xxx~*Ja ne*~xxx~*