Shrine to Gollum

This all stuff that I have done (yes everything) Really this is just how to be Gollum, a course from a mad girl.

Practice your Gollumy voice, drawl and cackle " my own, my precious!!!!!!!!!!!"

Learn how to scale walls unaided (I can just about do this).

Crawl around on all fours.

Find an object to obsess about, eg a ring of power, or a normal ring if you aren't capable of finding one.

Kill any Legolas lovers (eg my art teacher who I called gay so I have to repent myself. He's just a bisexual).

Giggle bizarrely.

Talk to yourself constantly (especially about killing people, especially when they are standing next to you).

Attack small people with hairy feet.

Scream when people attach ropes to you.

Avoid people with pointy ears.

Hiss and squeal at anybody, I mean anybody.

Including your parents.

And your parents friends.

And the rest of your family.

Even the cat.

Have a brand new fish only diet.

Learn to swim under water for a very long time and catch your own fish.

With your teeth.

NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!! I have done all these things!

*_* eternal spirit *_*

PS do you like my frazzled people? Here's another *_* hee hee hee