The Quixotic Adventures!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE FF7 CHARACTERS, NOR DO I OWN THE WORD "QUIXOTIC". I DON'T OWN TACO BELL EITHER, BUT I'M ON THAT, SO I WILL SOON.
Author's notes: I usually don't write these so listen up. The word "quixotic" will appear very many times in this story. It means… well… you look it up. I will make up many different words dealing with the word "quixotic" in which looking up will do you no good. Anyway, this is my next humor in line from my last tragic excuse for a drama. I plan on sticking strictly to humor and poetry, so none of that sad mushy stuff from me. Anyway, enjoy the story.
*Scene opens in a Jacuzzi with Cloud and Tifa. Why a Jacuzzi you ask? Because after their hard work, Cloud promised a tropical vacation to Neo-Costa Del Sol. Barret is checking out the babes on the beach, Cid is in the smoking room, Yuffie is playing soccer with little kids, Red XIII is napping, Cait Sith is gambling, and Vincent is no where to be found.*
Cloud: Ahhh.
Tifa: Oh! *bubbles go up her bikini top*
Cloud: Hee hee! You look good like that. Anyway you get it to stay that way?
Tifa: Cloud! You pimp! *kicks him in the you-know-where*
Cloud: … *passes out in the Jacuzzi, but floats to the top due to bubble jet action*
Barret waltzes by because the pool/Jacuzzi area is a good attraction for babes.
Barret: Hey you two, stop being quixotic!
Tifa: What's quixotic mean?
Barret: You could try highlighting the word "quixotic" and then pressing "D". *gives reader a brief moment to do so*
Tifa: Wow!
Cloud: *wakes up* Cool! Now I know what that word means! *stands up and reveals his nudy self. Instantly, everybody runs away* Oh shit! I'm naked! *runs to towel rack*
Barret: *is too busy belly laughing so hard he can't talk*
*Scene shifts to the motel room, where everyone is currently in, even Vincent*
Cait Sith: Hey everybody! I was just gambling!
Yuffie: How much did you win?
Cait Sith: *sweat drops* I gambled it all…
Yuffie: You WHAT???
Cid: You *beep*'n ass wipe! You just wasted all our money!
Cait: Actually, I still have about, uh, 10 gil.
Barret: 10 gil!?! Why we can't but shit with that shit!
Cloud: Oh darn. Now, we're gonna have to move out of the resort.
Tifa: What a quixotic turn of events.
Cid: What the hell is "quixotic"!?
Tifa: Highlight the word "quixotic" and press "D". *another chance for if you didn't the first time*
Cid: Oh.
Red: Oh.
Cait: Oh.
Yuffie: Oh
Vincent: …
Tifa: But, Cloud's unfortunately right. We won't have enough money to stay here.
Yuffie: Cloud? RIGHT? He's never right!
Red: She's right. But I guess we can't hide the truth…
Cait Sith: I know! I'll submit my last 10 gil into the super duper ultra lotto sweepstakes wheel!
Tifa: What?
Cait: Watch.
*Cait Sith leads everyone to the casino. Everyone points and laughs at him, being he lost so much. Cait enters their last 10 gil into the wheel. Then the man spins it. As it spins everyone sweats. Then the wheel gently slows, and lands on the money bag symbol. Every one cheers but then the wheel ticks once more and the "YOU LOSE" symbol it selected.
Casino Man: I'm sorry, sir, but you suck, I mean, lose.
*Back at the room*
Red: We'll just have to wait until they kick us out…
Cid: They'll never kick us out! I won't let them!
*The crew is kicked out, except Vincent who glides out, and Cait Sith who just walks*
Yuffie: This is just too quixotic…
Cid: Shut yo' damn hole!
*And so, that leaves our gang in quite a quixotic predicament. The motel kicked the team out, and with no money left, they need to raise some gil in order to continue their relaxation. Will they get enough money? Or will they be forced to live in caves and eat tree moss?*
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE FF7 CHARACTERS, NOR DO I OWN THE WORD "QUIXOTIC". I DON'T OWN TACO BELL EITHER, BUT I'M ON THAT, SO I WILL SOON.
Author's notes: I usually don't write these so listen up. The word "quixotic" will appear very many times in this story. It means… well… you look it up. I will make up many different words dealing with the word "quixotic" in which looking up will do you no good. Anyway, this is my next humor in line from my last tragic excuse for a drama. I plan on sticking strictly to humor and poetry, so none of that sad mushy stuff from me. Anyway, enjoy the story.
*Scene opens in a Jacuzzi with Cloud and Tifa. Why a Jacuzzi you ask? Because after their hard work, Cloud promised a tropical vacation to Neo-Costa Del Sol. Barret is checking out the babes on the beach, Cid is in the smoking room, Yuffie is playing soccer with little kids, Red XIII is napping, Cait Sith is gambling, and Vincent is no where to be found.*
Cloud: Ahhh.
Tifa: Oh! *bubbles go up her bikini top*
Cloud: Hee hee! You look good like that. Anyway you get it to stay that way?
Tifa: Cloud! You pimp! *kicks him in the you-know-where*
Cloud: … *passes out in the Jacuzzi, but floats to the top due to bubble jet action*
Barret waltzes by because the pool/Jacuzzi area is a good attraction for babes.
Barret: Hey you two, stop being quixotic!
Tifa: What's quixotic mean?
Barret: You could try highlighting the word "quixotic" and then pressing "D". *gives reader a brief moment to do so*
Tifa: Wow!
Cloud: *wakes up* Cool! Now I know what that word means! *stands up and reveals his nudy self. Instantly, everybody runs away* Oh shit! I'm naked! *runs to towel rack*
Barret: *is too busy belly laughing so hard he can't talk*
*Scene shifts to the motel room, where everyone is currently in, even Vincent*
Cait Sith: Hey everybody! I was just gambling!
Yuffie: How much did you win?
Cait Sith: *sweat drops* I gambled it all…
Yuffie: You WHAT???
Cid: You *beep*'n ass wipe! You just wasted all our money!
Cait: Actually, I still have about, uh, 10 gil.
Barret: 10 gil!?! Why we can't but shit with that shit!
Cloud: Oh darn. Now, we're gonna have to move out of the resort.
Tifa: What a quixotic turn of events.
Cid: What the hell is "quixotic"!?
Tifa: Highlight the word "quixotic" and press "D". *another chance for if you didn't the first time*
Cid: Oh.
Red: Oh.
Cait: Oh.
Yuffie: Oh
Vincent: …
Tifa: But, Cloud's unfortunately right. We won't have enough money to stay here.
Yuffie: Cloud? RIGHT? He's never right!
Red: She's right. But I guess we can't hide the truth…
Cait Sith: I know! I'll submit my last 10 gil into the super duper ultra lotto sweepstakes wheel!
Tifa: What?
Cait: Watch.
*Cait Sith leads everyone to the casino. Everyone points and laughs at him, being he lost so much. Cait enters their last 10 gil into the wheel. Then the man spins it. As it spins everyone sweats. Then the wheel gently slows, and lands on the money bag symbol. Every one cheers but then the wheel ticks once more and the "YOU LOSE" symbol it selected.
Casino Man: I'm sorry, sir, but you suck, I mean, lose.
*Back at the room*
Red: We'll just have to wait until they kick us out…
Cid: They'll never kick us out! I won't let them!
*The crew is kicked out, except Vincent who glides out, and Cait Sith who just walks*
Yuffie: This is just too quixotic…
Cid: Shut yo' damn hole!
*And so, that leaves our gang in quite a quixotic predicament. The motel kicked the team out, and with no money left, they need to raise some gil in order to continue their relaxation. Will they get enough money? Or will they be forced to live in caves and eat tree moss?*