+Last time, the sky rained cheddar cheese monkies! What will our heroes do now?+
Cloud: AHH! AHH! AHH! *has a seizure*
Sephy: *flies outside and starts slashing through pieces of cheese snacks* I'm outta here. See ya later! *poofz*
Cait: *gets out of the closet and uses his megaphone to call everyone to the room*
*Everyone is in the room, yay!*
Cid: This is a bunch of shit. How are we supposed to get out of here?
Aeris: Hm. This is a dangerous situation. We could get stranded in here! I'm scared!
Vincent: I have an idea.
*Suddenly, everyone stops still. Vincent talked. And to top it off, he had an idea.*
Barret: Well then, spill it you gothic-ass bitch.
Vincent: Why don't we just… wait… forget it.
Tifa: All we have to do is defy physics! It's a quixotic idea!
Cid: Shut yo' mouth you mofo!
Tifa: You called me a mofo?!?!
Cid: Yeah! MOFO MOFO MOFO!!
Tifa: Noooo!! Cloud, save me!
Cloud: *is in wheelchair with IV attached to his arm* Mo… mo… monkey butt!
Yuffie: He said butt! He said butt! *laughs quixotically*
Barret: Hey, Mr. Narrator Dude! Stop using the word quixotic!
+No+
Barret: Damn.
Red: Um… excuse me.
*Everybody continues to argue*
Red: *clears throat* Excuse me…
*the ruckus continues*
Red: EXCUSE ME!! *pants heavily*
*Everybody's attention is pointed toward Red*
Tifa: You don't have to yell.
Red: Oh, sorry. Um, we need to stop arguing and start thinking about what to do. Soon, the world will be flooded with cheddar cheese monkies. We need to plan carefully.
Cloud: *recovers quixotically* Why don't we eat them!
Everybody: Yeah!
*And so the whole FF7 crew decides to eat the cheese monkies. Eventually, they stop falling for some quixotic reason*
+And so ends our quixotic adventures. They could keep happening, but I'm bored of this story, and so I'll cut it off now. But before we go…+
Cait: Let's conga line out of the story!
*The whole FF7 crew conga lines out, except Vincent who turns into Chaos and flies out the window*
THE END…quixotically!
Cloud: AHH! AHH! AHH! *has a seizure*
Sephy: *flies outside and starts slashing through pieces of cheese snacks* I'm outta here. See ya later! *poofz*
Cait: *gets out of the closet and uses his megaphone to call everyone to the room*
*Everyone is in the room, yay!*
Cid: This is a bunch of shit. How are we supposed to get out of here?
Aeris: Hm. This is a dangerous situation. We could get stranded in here! I'm scared!
Vincent: I have an idea.
*Suddenly, everyone stops still. Vincent talked. And to top it off, he had an idea.*
Barret: Well then, spill it you gothic-ass bitch.
Vincent: Why don't we just… wait… forget it.
Tifa: All we have to do is defy physics! It's a quixotic idea!
Cid: Shut yo' mouth you mofo!
Tifa: You called me a mofo?!?!
Cid: Yeah! MOFO MOFO MOFO!!
Tifa: Noooo!! Cloud, save me!
Cloud: *is in wheelchair with IV attached to his arm* Mo… mo… monkey butt!
Yuffie: He said butt! He said butt! *laughs quixotically*
Barret: Hey, Mr. Narrator Dude! Stop using the word quixotic!
+No+
Barret: Damn.
Red: Um… excuse me.
*Everybody continues to argue*
Red: *clears throat* Excuse me…
*the ruckus continues*
Red: EXCUSE ME!! *pants heavily*
*Everybody's attention is pointed toward Red*
Tifa: You don't have to yell.
Red: Oh, sorry. Um, we need to stop arguing and start thinking about what to do. Soon, the world will be flooded with cheddar cheese monkies. We need to plan carefully.
Cloud: *recovers quixotically* Why don't we eat them!
Everybody: Yeah!
*And so the whole FF7 crew decides to eat the cheese monkies. Eventually, they stop falling for some quixotic reason*
+And so ends our quixotic adventures. They could keep happening, but I'm bored of this story, and so I'll cut it off now. But before we go…+
Cait: Let's conga line out of the story!
*The whole FF7 crew conga lines out, except Vincent who turns into Chaos and flies out the window*
THE END…quixotically!