DIV ALIGN="CENTER"Alternative Endings!!!
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"Squall! I've come to rescue you!" Irvine stood at the entrance to the battle room. He was posing. His teeth twinkled with his hero smile.
P "Oh thank God!" Squall rushed into Irvine's waiting arms, his belt skirt rustling. "Thank you for saving me!"
P Irvine kissed his prize before shooting the beast in the forehead.

PPP"Squall! I've come to rescue you!" Irvine stood at the entrance to the battle room. He was posing. His teeth twinkled with his hero smile.
P "That's my man dammit!" yelled Rinoa. Her feathers ruffled at him. "Why does everybody else think he loves them? He's mine!"
P Squall stared blankly at the feather duster. "Who are you?"
P Rinoa sqwaked angrily. She turned and left the room. The boys continued their scene.

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"Squall! I've come to rescue you!" Irvine stood at the entrance to the battle room. He was posing. His teeth twinkled with his hero smile. "Only TRUE heroes use colgate ultra shine."
P "Cut!" yelled the director. "That was perfect! I think that's a wrap everyone!"
PPP
"Squall! I've come to rescue you!" Irvine stood at the entrance to the battle room. He was posing. His teeth twinkled with his hero smile.
P "HUNGRY!!!!" yelled Seifer as he ran over to Irvine and devoured him whole.
P "Seifer!" said Squall, horrified.
P "Don't worry Squall, I'd never do that to you." Seifer didn't look Squall in the eyes. He hid his crossed fingers behind his back.

PPP
"Squall! I've come to rescue you!" Irvine stood at the entrance to the battle room. He was posing. His teeth twinkled with his hero smile. Then he noticed what Squall and Seifer were doing. "Oh man! Get a room you two!"
P Quistis nudged his leg. "You don't think they'll have puppies do you?"