Author's Note: Yeah yeah..i know this sounds messed up but whatever. I had
a weird dream and decided to base this on it. Cheers to ~No One for giving
me some ideas!
Iraq: 2002, Second Gulf War, commandeered by President George Bush Jr.
"Alright men! Make your last checks on your gear right now, 'cuz once this bird lands its gonna be friggin hell!"
"Yes Sir!", screamed the soldiers in unison.
The Black Hawk landed with a dull thud on the war torn ground
"Alright! Squad move out and stay low!", yelled the stout Major
The rest of the squad un-shouldered their Colt M4 assault rifles, and scurried out of the helicopter.
"Shit! Take Cover!", screamed Sergeant Matthew Moon, as a Stinger missile flew overhead.
The last marine coming out, Private John Cannon, was caught in the blaze that erupted from the rocket hitting the grounded Black Hawk
"Get the hell over here!", yelled the commanding major, leaning against a half-destroyed pizza parlor
The rest of the squad ran over to where the major was hiding.
"What's your status?", yelled the major over the gunfire pounding overhead.
"Sir, Cannon is dead, our chopper is gone, and Corporal Green is wounded!", yelled back Moon
"Dammit!", muttered the major
*sound of something rolling*
A grenade rolls by where the Marines are standing...
"OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!", screamed the major as he was blown to shreds
Moon was ejected into the air by the explosion and into a ditch made by a mine. He stood up and surveyed the carnage
Green's torso was ripped apart and his intestines were spilling out, all that was left of the major was a finger with a wedding band on it, the rest of the squad however, was nowhere to be seen.
"I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining this to the major's family....", thought Moon, as he picked up the major's finger and put it into his pocket.
Suddenly a bright light appeared to his left.
"What the crap?!", said Moon.
Slowly the light formed itself into a portal, and began shining a mysterious blue Moon shouldered his rifle and his gear, and stepped closer to it
"Where the hell does this thing lead?" commented Moon.
He had no time to think about it though, because as soon as this thought was over, a band of Iraqi soldiers began firing at him
"Shit! OK whatever! Any place but here!" he screamed as he dove into the portal
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Spira:
Wakka was idling around on the beach of Besaid with his blitzball, when he was engulfed in a bright white light
"What's happening, ya?!" he yelled.
He was suddenly toppled over by an unknown object as the bright light suddenly vanished.
"Owwwwww, ya?! What was that?!" grimaced Wakka
Groaning, Moon stood up and dusted himself off
"Where am I?", he thought
"Hey who are you?!", shouted Wakka
Moon spun around and pointed his M4 at Wakka "Oh, another one of Saddam's loyal..What the hell?! You aren't a soldier...What the hell are you doing here?!"
"It's more like what are YOU doing here" replied Wakka "And what are you doing with a machina weapon, don't you know that Yevon forbids dose tings?"
Wakka stood and curiously checked out the oddly dressed man
"Kinda warm to be dressin' like dat brudda, ya?", commented Wakka on Moon's military fatigues
Moon put his rifle down, and looked at the ground "Where is this place?" he asked
"Hey you're in Besaid, one of the best places in Spira!", said Wakka proudly
"Besaid..Spira??..am I even on Earth?", thought Moon out loud
"Ehh..Sin's toxin musta gotten you, cmon ill show you the town, ya?", shrugged Wakka
"Ok then, as long as I can get some rest", replied Moon
The pair traveled onwards to the town of Besaid.
"Watch out!" cried Wakka, "Fiends!"
"Huh?", said Moon
Moon turned around and saw a weird bird thing swooping down at him. With the reflexes of a cat he pointed his rifle at the bird and planted a round directly into its forehead. The bird collapsed and burst into a flurry of pyreflies.
"Wohoho!! Not many people can take on a Garuda alone!", said an impressed Wakka
"It was nothing" stated Moon matter-of-factly
"Ah, lets get you down to the village so we can get some grub, ya?", cheerfully replied Wakka
"Yeah lets, I'm starving" grumbled Moon
Together, the two continued on down to the tiny village before them
*Whattaya think?! Good so far?! SHOULD I CONTINUE?!?!!?!? R&R MUAHAHAHA!!!*
Iraq: 2002, Second Gulf War, commandeered by President George Bush Jr.
"Alright men! Make your last checks on your gear right now, 'cuz once this bird lands its gonna be friggin hell!"
"Yes Sir!", screamed the soldiers in unison.
The Black Hawk landed with a dull thud on the war torn ground
"Alright! Squad move out and stay low!", yelled the stout Major
The rest of the squad un-shouldered their Colt M4 assault rifles, and scurried out of the helicopter.
"Shit! Take Cover!", screamed Sergeant Matthew Moon, as a Stinger missile flew overhead.
The last marine coming out, Private John Cannon, was caught in the blaze that erupted from the rocket hitting the grounded Black Hawk
"Get the hell over here!", yelled the commanding major, leaning against a half-destroyed pizza parlor
The rest of the squad ran over to where the major was hiding.
"What's your status?", yelled the major over the gunfire pounding overhead.
"Sir, Cannon is dead, our chopper is gone, and Corporal Green is wounded!", yelled back Moon
"Dammit!", muttered the major
*sound of something rolling*
A grenade rolls by where the Marines are standing...
"OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!", screamed the major as he was blown to shreds
Moon was ejected into the air by the explosion and into a ditch made by a mine. He stood up and surveyed the carnage
Green's torso was ripped apart and his intestines were spilling out, all that was left of the major was a finger with a wedding band on it, the rest of the squad however, was nowhere to be seen.
"I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining this to the major's family....", thought Moon, as he picked up the major's finger and put it into his pocket.
Suddenly a bright light appeared to his left.
"What the crap?!", said Moon.
Slowly the light formed itself into a portal, and began shining a mysterious blue Moon shouldered his rifle and his gear, and stepped closer to it
"Where the hell does this thing lead?" commented Moon.
He had no time to think about it though, because as soon as this thought was over, a band of Iraqi soldiers began firing at him
"Shit! OK whatever! Any place but here!" he screamed as he dove into the portal
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Spira:
Wakka was idling around on the beach of Besaid with his blitzball, when he was engulfed in a bright white light
"What's happening, ya?!" he yelled.
He was suddenly toppled over by an unknown object as the bright light suddenly vanished.
"Owwwwww, ya?! What was that?!" grimaced Wakka
Groaning, Moon stood up and dusted himself off
"Where am I?", he thought
"Hey who are you?!", shouted Wakka
Moon spun around and pointed his M4 at Wakka "Oh, another one of Saddam's loyal..What the hell?! You aren't a soldier...What the hell are you doing here?!"
"It's more like what are YOU doing here" replied Wakka "And what are you doing with a machina weapon, don't you know that Yevon forbids dose tings?"
Wakka stood and curiously checked out the oddly dressed man
"Kinda warm to be dressin' like dat brudda, ya?", commented Wakka on Moon's military fatigues
Moon put his rifle down, and looked at the ground "Where is this place?" he asked
"Hey you're in Besaid, one of the best places in Spira!", said Wakka proudly
"Besaid..Spira??..am I even on Earth?", thought Moon out loud
"Ehh..Sin's toxin musta gotten you, cmon ill show you the town, ya?", shrugged Wakka
"Ok then, as long as I can get some rest", replied Moon
The pair traveled onwards to the town of Besaid.
"Watch out!" cried Wakka, "Fiends!"
"Huh?", said Moon
Moon turned around and saw a weird bird thing swooping down at him. With the reflexes of a cat he pointed his rifle at the bird and planted a round directly into its forehead. The bird collapsed and burst into a flurry of pyreflies.
"Wohoho!! Not many people can take on a Garuda alone!", said an impressed Wakka
"It was nothing" stated Moon matter-of-factly
"Ah, lets get you down to the village so we can get some grub, ya?", cheerfully replied Wakka
"Yeah lets, I'm starving" grumbled Moon
Together, the two continued on down to the tiny village before them
*Whattaya think?! Good so far?! SHOULD I CONTINUE?!?!!?!? R&R MUAHAHAHA!!!*