Author's Note: Ah well....changed the first chapter was rated R.the rest will be fine for PG-13... AND WITH THE PERMISSION OF ~NO ONE, I CONTINUE!!! Thanks dude :P

The two entered the village and Wakka motioned Moon to follow him into a hut made of leaves and sticks. There was a blonde haired boy around 17 sleeping in dusty cot, but other than him, the hut was empty.

Coughing slightly Moon asked Wakka, "So what's your name?"

"Oh sorry brudda, I never got the chance to introduce myself, I'm Wakka, cap'n of the Besaid Aurochs" Wakka said boastfully

"What are Aurochs?" questioned Moon

"Oh, dere my blitzball team, 'dere not that good, and I'm plannin' to retire 'dis year." replied Wakka curtly.

"B..b.blitzball? What's that?" sputtered Moon

"Ah, I'll explain that to you later,ya? So what's your name n' where the heck did you come from?" Wakka grinned.

"I am Sergeant Matthew Moon of the United States Marine Corps, I was stationed with the Eighth Army in Seoul, Korea before I was sent on my mission to neutralize a dictator." said Moon smartly.

"Wow.dat's a pretty long name." Waaka said wide-eyed.

Moon sighed, "Just call me Matt."

"Ok then...Matt"

(I'll be referring to him as Matt now instead of Moon)

"So where ya from Matt?" Wakka said with a smile

"I used to live in New York, located in the United States of America"

Wakka dumbly stared back at Matt

"Eh? Brudda, u sure u all right up there?" Wakka said, tapping his own head "Cuz I never heard of a place like dat before."

Shocked, Matt said "Hold on one second."

He reached into his rucksack (thanks ~no one! ^_-)and pulled out his GPS locator along with his standard issue Palm Pilot, specially designed for military use. Wakka curiously looked on as Matt connected the GPS to the palm pilot and turned them on.

"What's dat?" Wakka asked.

"Oh, this is my Palm Pilot, it holds all the information that I need when I'm on a mission, or simply just for anything. That's a GPS, or Global Positioning Satellite, it tells me where I am in a range of a hundred feet, and also assists me in JDAM or Joint Direct Attack Munition, when I'm bombing an enemy." said Matt

"Machina..filthy machina.." Snarled Wakka under his breath

Matt pretended not to notice. All of a sudden, words on his Palm Pilot began flashing "LOCATION UNKNOWN", and a spark erupted from the little satellite attached to the Palm.

"Dammit! Friggin thing short-circuited! Must have been because of my fall..." exclaimed Matt

"Ah well, I gotta go now." snickered Wakka

"Where do you have to go?"

"I gotta go to the temple and look for Yuna, Lulu's gonna kill me for not standing guard while Yuna takes the trials."

"Huh? Who's Yuna and Lulu?" Matt asked with a stare

"Oh Yuna's a summoner-in-training, I',m one of her guardians, so is Lu." Wakka said proudly

"Right...well catch you later." replied Matt curtly

After Wakka's departure from the hut, the teen in the cot began to stir. He stood up and yawned, then took in his surroundings.

"Who are you?" asked the boy

"I'm Matt, what's your name?" asked Matt

"My name's Tidus." said the teen

"Hmmmmm..from the looks of it you're not from around here either are you?" Matt pointed out

Tidus nodded, "Nope, I'm from a place called Zanarkand"

"Interesting, I'm not from here either.." Matt sighed.

"So, you wanna go look for Wakka?" questioned Tidus.

"Yeah, why not."

The pair headed out of the hut and towards the temple. On the way, they exchanged personal information about their lives. Matt and Tidus discovered they were both 17, and came from a machine-oriented culture. Tidus learned that Matt had been drafted in the military at an early age due to Bush's "war on terrorism", therefore lowering the draft age to 16. Matt learned that Tidus also played "blitzball" and was the star player of a team called the Zanarkand Abes.

The two eventually reached the temple where they were greeted by an old priest.

"Where's the summoner?", asked Tidus

"She's still taking the trials, you stupid boy." The priest replied disdainfully

"Hey! I don't like your attitude!" Matt snarled, pulling out his Beretta 92FS equipped with a laser sight, and pointing it at the priest.

"A machina weapon?! YOU MUST BE AN AL-BHED HEATHEN!!! AS IF YUNA WASN'T IN ENOUGH DANGER!!" the priest angrily shouted

"Yuna's in danger? Cmon we gotta go help her!" exclaimed Matt as he pushed the elderly man aside

"Right! I'm with you!" yelled Tidus

Together, Tidus and Matt dashed into the Cloister of Trials, leaving the stunned worshipers of Yevon, and their priest behind.

*OK second chapter done!!! Gimme sum reviews folks!*