Chapter 2: Don't Even Think About It

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or *evil grin* the song that will be appearing in this lovely chapter. All I pray is that Heero does not kill me. Suing me is still futile since I still haven't won the lottery or gain inheritance from a mysterious millionaire relative. I hope ya all enjoy. Also to make this more enjoyable you can download the song, Rasputin by Boney M. from KaZaA or whatever you use to download music. Then you can read my lovely song parody and get the most of it because you'll know what it really sounds like.

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Finally after Heero, Duo, Quatre, and Trowa had stopped laughing insanely and Wufei had stopped ranting about injustice they noticed that the girl was back to digging in the chest. "Umm…what are you doing?" questioned the blond.

The girl looked at them with a wicked grin. "Who me? Nothing," She continued to remove clothes from the chest and lie them out. The G-boys stared at the five sets of clothing the author had set out with blank expressions.

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A Few Minutes Later; after the boys have been forced with much protesting into their new costumes.

The music began, the author began bobbing her head with the music. The G-boys all got puzzled expressions on their faces. "What type is of music is this?!" declared Wufei.

"…If I didn't know better I would think it sounds like … Disco?" All eyes turned to Duo as he said this, except for the author who was trying hard not to laugh.

"I think it sounds somewhat Russian."

The floor lit up in multicolor flashing squares. "…….You're kidding, ne?"

"Not at all Trowa, now guys you know you're parts. Remember if you aren't good then It happens." The boys all shuddered, but no one made a move to dance. The author shot a glare.

Duo and Trowa began dancing, both were wearing white polyester disco suits with the large turned out collars. Quatre blinked. Wufei chuckled. The author turned to the harem girls….the boys dressed to appear like harem girls. "Dance."

"Injustice! I refuse!" Quatre took notice of the evil gleam in the author's eyes and quickly began dancing. Wufei just continued to fume. Inu-chan sweatdropped. The author took out her lovely magically terribly useful remote. *CLICK*

"AHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?! INJUSTICE!!!" Quatre, Duo, and Trowa stared at poor Wufei.

"Dance, or I won't fix you later." Wufei muttered dangerously but began dancing. The three other boys didn't stop staring and the author joined in…

"Hey, Wufei you're good at this." Duo remarked with a snicker.

"Wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. Must remember to force Wufei to dance more often." stated the author as she rubbed her eyes, Inu-chan made a note to remind the author. Wufei meanwhile had turned red.

"Shutup!! I just wanna get this over with!" Everyone nodded, and at last the lyrics began…well sort of.

Trowa & Duo: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" Yelled Trowa and Duo in unison as they did the Russian kick thingy. Quatre stopped dancing, and blinked. Wufei watched blankly but kept dancing.

Duo: "There lived a certain man in Prussia long ago." A spotlight went on Heero who was in the center of the dancing floor and wearing a black no sleeved open jacket and jeans. Super Heero Yuy Death Glare.

Quatre & Wufei: "He was big and strong and his eyes were flaming blue." Wufei sang in somewhat a monotone voice until the author shoot another glare.

Trowa: "Most people looked at him with terror and with fear,"

Quatre & Wufei: "But to fangirl chicks he was such a lovely dear." Fangirls in audience continue busily cheering. Heero twitches.

Quatre & Wufei: "He could preach the bible like a preacher full of ecstasy and fire," Heero raised his eyebrow.

Quatre & Wufei in somewhat are suppose to be low seductive voices: "But he also was the kind of teacher vomen vould desire." Duo tried to hold back insane laughter.

G-boys, except Heero: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Lover of the Earthen Queen!" Heero twitches. The author holds up a sign with Relena's face on it, the audience begin throwing tomatoes.

4 G-boys: "There was a cat that really was gone." Heero growls and pulls off fake cat ears.

4 G-Boys: Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Prussia's greatest love machine! It was a shame how he carried onnnnnnnnn!" Heero pulled out gun, and author quickly clicked the remote, thus leaving Heero weaponless. Duo was turning red from holding back laughter, Wufei was on the ground laughing. Trowa had a smirk on his face and Quatre was sweatdropping.

Duo: There lived a Prussian man who never mind Czar,"

Wufei & Quatre: "But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar!"

Trowa: "In all affairs of state, he was the man to please"

Wufei who barely manages to get this line out between hysterical laughter & Quatre: "But he was real great with he had a girl to squeeze!" Heero X_x…and than jumped Wufei. Wufei gasped for oxygen. Relena skipped out onto the stage, Heero stopped strangling Wufei to stare at Relena in horror.

Quatre & Duo: "For the queen he was no wheeler dealer," Wufei unable to sing at the moment so Duo replaced him on author orders.

Duo: "Though she'd hear the things he'd done." Relena glomped a struggling Heero.

Quatre: "She believed he was a holy healer," Duo absentmindedly pictures Heero in a white tunic with a halo and wings, even a harp ". . ." He burst out laughing uncontrollably.

Wufei: "Who would have her son!" Wufei yelled out, changing the words. Relena's eyes go starry as she pictures small Prussian blue-eyed children. Heero tries to get his hands on the gun he stuck in his boot.

4 G-boys: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Lover of the Earthen Queen!" Heero finally got hands onto his gun //Not for long//, he chortled evilly as he clicked the gun.

4 G-boys: "There was a cat that really was gone." Heero aimed the gun.

4 G-boys: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Prussia's greatest love machine!" Relena happily turned around, she looked at the gun in Heero's hand. She blinked and than jumped Heero - guess she got use to Heero to pointing guns at her head.

4 G-boys: "It was a shame how he carried onnnnnnnnn!" Heero looked frantically around for a means of escaping Relena's evil grasp.

Musical interlude.

Duo: "But when his killing, and lusting," Relena is dragged off, since she is no longer needed, Heero remained motionless.

Wufei: "and his hunger for power"

Quatre: "became known to more and more people"

Trowa: "the demands to do something about this outrageous man"

4 G-boys: "became louder and louder!" Heero laid on the ground twitching.

Trowa & Duo: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" As Trowa and Duo did the Russian kick again Quatre and Wufei helped Heero up and tried to bring him back to life somewhat so he could do the end of the song. Both looked pityingly at the pink lipstick stains on the Perfect Soldier's traumatized face.

Duo: "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies." Heero seems to have resumed his calm composure.

Quatre & Wufei: "But the fangirls begged: Don't you try to do it please!" The Perfect Soldier doesn't react //Must complete mission.//

Trowa: "No doubt this Heerotin had lots of hidden charms,"

Wufei & Quatre: "Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms." Heero visibly shudders.

Wufei & Duo: "Then one night some men of higher standing," Quatre is now wearing an Arabian King outfit, trying to appear evil with little success. Fangirls awwwed.

Wufei & Duo: "Set a trap and they're not to blame," LOOK UP

Quatre: "Come to visit us." they kept demanding ," Heero mutters "Mission accepted." and marches over to Quatre.

Duo & Wufei: "And he really came!!!"

Trowa, Wufei, & Duo: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Lover of the Earthen Queen!" Heero's face remains blank.

3 G-boys: "They put some poison into his wine." Quatre pours pink lemonade powder in a glass of grape juice.

3 G-boys: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Prussia's greatest love machine! He drank it all and said:" Heero looks suspiciously at the glass of grape *cough* wine and sips it.

Heero: "I feel fine."

Duo, Wufei & Trowa: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Lover of the Earthen Queen! They didn't wait, they wanted his head!" Quatre blinked and looked at his loyal followers who were pretending to sharpen swords.

Wufei, Trowa & Duo: "Ra! Ra! Heerotin! Prussia's greatest love machine! And so they shot him till he was deaaaaaaaad!" Heero quickly exited stage left with Quatre's followers following him. Quatre sweatdropped and than began drinking the pink lemonade/grape/wine.

Mysterious Voice: "Oh, those Prussians."

The music fades off.

Quatre had turned a pink color and was giggling. Trowa inspected "the grape juice" and raised his eyebrow. "…This is the real stuff…" Duo's eyes lit up and grabbed the bottle, and slowly approached Wufei.

"Stay away from me!!!" The author blinked remembering something. CLICK - sound of remote. And thus Wufei was back to his normal form. Duo crept closer to Wufei. Heero ran by at full speed, the Quatre's henchmen hot on his heels, he appeared to be looking for some vehicle he break into and drive off to safety or at least a loaded gun.

The author turned towards the readers, "Thank you for reading the newest installment of this little fic. I hope you enjoyed and please R&R. Oh yea next episode will probably either have a song parody dedicated to the whole group or to one of the other boys."