A/N: Wow, 300 reviews! Thank you so much! I'm glad you guys are enjoying
this fic, as much as I am writing it! Here's the next chapter. Happy
reading!
To Starr Reku-jedi-knight: KILL YAMCHA!!!!!!!!!! LOL
To Aiya: How did you know..? That's creepy LOL
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ!
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The crowd grew silent as it obsereved the two females walking to the centre of the stage. The silence was deafening to Bulma, her palms were starting to become sweaty and her heart was thumping on her rib cage like a wild bass line. She squinted as she looked around her at the people in the stadium seats. She could tell that some were doubting her capabilities, by the look on their faces. *I will not be scared! I am going to kick her lanky Saiya-jin ass!*
Letice smirked as she watched Bulma closely. She could tell that the little human was becoming more and more nervous. *You're going down weakling!*
Bulma walked onto the podium to face her first task against her opponent. She gasped at what she saw, a chess board!! She burst out laughing, like a crazy woman. She thought that this would be more difficult, but it was as easy as apple pie!
Letice looked at Bulma, who was laughing and cocked her eyebrow, *What is that earthling laughing about?* "This is too easy!" She exclaimed.
Bulma looked at her, confused. "But I thought Saiya-jin's didn't know how play chess..?"
Letice smiled evilly, "You're right human, but I was prepared for this. I have been taught EVERYTHING about the different planets, including their cultures and mindless entertainment. You are just lucky that King Vegeta chose something from your home planet, and not something different!"
Bulma frowned, *Ok, maybe this is going to be tougher than I thought.. But she's a stupid monkey slut, she can't possibly beat me at this game!* "Nan de mo, Saiya-jin. I'll beat you. Just wait and see! Then you can go running home to your momma with your tail between you legs!" She chuckled as she realised that not only was this phrase a metaphor, but that the Saiya-jin female actually DID have a tail!
Letice growled in anger, "You better watch who you insult, human. Or I'll send you back to your pathetic planet with permanent brain damage!"
The crowd sat, stunned at the verbal spar occuring between the two females on the large podium. They had never seen a weakling insult a Saiya-jin before and live! They were quite impressed by the earthling female's gall.
The referee stepped onto the podium to stop the fight that was about to break out between the two ladies. "Ok, let's get this show on the road! Ladies, takes your seats and begin!"
Bulma smirked, "FINE!" She stomped to the centre of the podium, where the chess board was set up.
Letice growled, "FINE!" she followed Bulma to the game and sat down, furious.
The referee looked around the stadium and smirked, yelling. "Elites and Second-class Saiya-jin's, enjoy the show! The tournament begins now, go right ahead ladies!" He put much emphasis on the last word as he could. Both females glared at the referee/commentator, who sunk back into the corner of the podium.
Bulma looked down at the chess board and frowned, "I'll 'lady' you in a minute, jerk-ass," she muttered under her breath. She looked up and addressed her opponent, "You can go first LETTUCE, you'll need all the help you can get!"
Letice snarled, "Fine, you pathetic weak human. But you will regret ever letting me go first!"
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Bulma fidgeted in her seat. It had been three long excrutiating hours of chess and they were still playing! Only a few pieces remained on the board and both rivals were glaring at eachother evilly. *BRAINLESS MONKEY BITCH!* Bulma screamed out mentally, with venom.
Vegeta cocked his eyebrow as her heard Bulma scream out into his mind. he growled and projected his thoughts to her, pushing past the mental wall. *Onna, CONCETRATE. You'll lose if you keep hurling insults at her.*
Bulma pouted out her bottom lip, *Vegeta, get out of my head, your not helping!* she hissed back through their bond.
Vegeta scowled as he watched from his seat in the stadium. *Nan de mo, hurry up onna, I'm losing precious training time because of this!*
Bulma rolled her eyes as she eyed Letice, putting her mental wall back up again forcefully. He could be such an ass sometimes.. But he did have a really cute ass.. She shook her head at the thought, this was not the time to be thinking of Vegeta's ass!
Letice stared back cruelly *BLUE HAIRED FREAK!* She could tell she was losing, and it was her move. She had been staring at the board for twenty minutes and she hadn't made a move!
Bulma tapped her foot impatiently, "Hurry up! Kami, your like a damn snail!"
"Silence weakling!" Letice growled back, making her move.
Bulma blinked at the board several times, before comprehending what was happening. A slow, evil smile soeard across her face. She moved her Queen, slamming it down into position and screamed at the top of her lungs, "CHECKMATE! I WIN!! IN. YOUR. FACE. YOU. BITCH!!!" She did a little victory dance.
The entire crowd's mouths were gaping open at Bulma's exclamtion and at her doing a little dance on the podium. The silence was broken by the murmmers that errupted from the crowd. They were shocked that the weak earthling had won this round. They clapped, with doubt.
Letice stared blankly at Bulma doing her victory dance, "It's not over yet human! We still have two m ore rounds to go, and mark my words. I WILL BEAT YOU!"
King Vegeta chuckled as he sat next to his son in the Royal box. It had been quite an amusing game of chess.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, *About time! Maybe I could go train for a while..* His thoughts wandered off to training and of defeating the androids.
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The referee smiled, unsure of what was going on. He came back onto the podium and addressed the crowd, "The winner of that round is Ms. Briefs! Next round is stamina. In which they will have a test of endurance. The stamina round is all about fitness. They will have to run a fitness course that is set up. It includes twenty laps of the stadium, five thousand push ups and five thousand sit ups! Ladies take your marks, the person who completes the task the fastest, wins!"
The crowd cheered.
Bulma and Letice walked to the start line of the tarck in the stadium. Bulma couldn't believe they had to do so much, she was unsure if she would be able to win.
Letice smirked, she knew she would be able to win this round! Stamina and strength were her best abilities. Something that Bulma did not have!
They stood at the start line, ready to be given the signal to begin.
As soon as the gun shot was heard, both ladies were sprinting as fast as they could. The crowd cheered in excitement at the race taking place. Even though they cheered half-heartedly, at least they were still cheering. In truth, the Saiya-jin crowd were waiting imaptiently for the third round to begin. They wanted to see a good fight!
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Vegeta growled and stood up as he watched the two females run laps around the stadium.
King Vegeta looked up at his son and frowned, "What's wrong, boy?"
Vegeta glared at his father, "This is ridiculous! I will not waste my time watching such a trivial tournament when I have training to do!"
King Vegeta glared back, "Sit down boy! This is not some 'trivial' tournament. It is tradition. Your mother had to do a tournament as well."
"I don't care," Vegeta spat back with venom. He was losing his patience with the entire thing. "This is a waste of time. She is already my mate, she WILL be Queen no matter what!"
"Foolish boy! This tournament is so that I can see if she is worthy or not to be the new Queen of Vegeta-sei. Whether or not she wins or loses the tournament is not of importance. This tournament is purely for me to make a worthy decision."
Vegeta shook his head at his father, "Your a nut-bag, do you know that old man?"
King Vegeta smirked, "Of course I do! Now sit."
Vegeta sneered but sat down unwillingly. He smirked as he watched Bulma run laps around the stadium, but frowned as he realsied she was already three laps behind Letice.
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Bulma watched in horror as Letice completed her twenty laps with ease. She still had three more to do! Growling she pushed herself harder, making herslef run faster.
Letice smirked evilly as she watched Bulma continue to run round the stadium. *Hmph, this round is mine weakling!* She went onto the podium to begin her push ups.
Bulma grunted as she ran her last lap, *This stadium is huge! I'm gonna kill Vegeta.. If I ever make it out of here alive!* She shook her head at the negative thought. She grimaced as she saw that Letice was already on her two thousandth push up! *I'm going to lose this round..*
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A/N: Sorry that was so short, but I have guest coming over! Will Bulma win or lose round two? Find out next chap!
Next Chapter: The results of round two and three (meow, as Bunni Girl put it LOL).
~There will be no skit as JluvsVeggie was killed by Vegeta!~ LOL
Vegeta: ~turns to readers and smirks menacingly~ And your next!!
::JluvsVeggie comes from beyond the grave:: RRRUUUNNN!!!!!!!!! Run for your little lives!
To Starr Reku-jedi-knight: KILL YAMCHA!!!!!!!!!! LOL
To Aiya: How did you know..? That's creepy LOL
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ!
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The crowd grew silent as it obsereved the two females walking to the centre of the stage. The silence was deafening to Bulma, her palms were starting to become sweaty and her heart was thumping on her rib cage like a wild bass line. She squinted as she looked around her at the people in the stadium seats. She could tell that some were doubting her capabilities, by the look on their faces. *I will not be scared! I am going to kick her lanky Saiya-jin ass!*
Letice smirked as she watched Bulma closely. She could tell that the little human was becoming more and more nervous. *You're going down weakling!*
Bulma walked onto the podium to face her first task against her opponent. She gasped at what she saw, a chess board!! She burst out laughing, like a crazy woman. She thought that this would be more difficult, but it was as easy as apple pie!
Letice looked at Bulma, who was laughing and cocked her eyebrow, *What is that earthling laughing about?* "This is too easy!" She exclaimed.
Bulma looked at her, confused. "But I thought Saiya-jin's didn't know how play chess..?"
Letice smiled evilly, "You're right human, but I was prepared for this. I have been taught EVERYTHING about the different planets, including their cultures and mindless entertainment. You are just lucky that King Vegeta chose something from your home planet, and not something different!"
Bulma frowned, *Ok, maybe this is going to be tougher than I thought.. But she's a stupid monkey slut, she can't possibly beat me at this game!* "Nan de mo, Saiya-jin. I'll beat you. Just wait and see! Then you can go running home to your momma with your tail between you legs!" She chuckled as she realised that not only was this phrase a metaphor, but that the Saiya-jin female actually DID have a tail!
Letice growled in anger, "You better watch who you insult, human. Or I'll send you back to your pathetic planet with permanent brain damage!"
The crowd sat, stunned at the verbal spar occuring between the two females on the large podium. They had never seen a weakling insult a Saiya-jin before and live! They were quite impressed by the earthling female's gall.
The referee stepped onto the podium to stop the fight that was about to break out between the two ladies. "Ok, let's get this show on the road! Ladies, takes your seats and begin!"
Bulma smirked, "FINE!" She stomped to the centre of the podium, where the chess board was set up.
Letice growled, "FINE!" she followed Bulma to the game and sat down, furious.
The referee looked around the stadium and smirked, yelling. "Elites and Second-class Saiya-jin's, enjoy the show! The tournament begins now, go right ahead ladies!" He put much emphasis on the last word as he could. Both females glared at the referee/commentator, who sunk back into the corner of the podium.
Bulma looked down at the chess board and frowned, "I'll 'lady' you in a minute, jerk-ass," she muttered under her breath. She looked up and addressed her opponent, "You can go first LETTUCE, you'll need all the help you can get!"
Letice snarled, "Fine, you pathetic weak human. But you will regret ever letting me go first!"
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Bulma fidgeted in her seat. It had been three long excrutiating hours of chess and they were still playing! Only a few pieces remained on the board and both rivals were glaring at eachother evilly. *BRAINLESS MONKEY BITCH!* Bulma screamed out mentally, with venom.
Vegeta cocked his eyebrow as her heard Bulma scream out into his mind. he growled and projected his thoughts to her, pushing past the mental wall. *Onna, CONCETRATE. You'll lose if you keep hurling insults at her.*
Bulma pouted out her bottom lip, *Vegeta, get out of my head, your not helping!* she hissed back through their bond.
Vegeta scowled as he watched from his seat in the stadium. *Nan de mo, hurry up onna, I'm losing precious training time because of this!*
Bulma rolled her eyes as she eyed Letice, putting her mental wall back up again forcefully. He could be such an ass sometimes.. But he did have a really cute ass.. She shook her head at the thought, this was not the time to be thinking of Vegeta's ass!
Letice stared back cruelly *BLUE HAIRED FREAK!* She could tell she was losing, and it was her move. She had been staring at the board for twenty minutes and she hadn't made a move!
Bulma tapped her foot impatiently, "Hurry up! Kami, your like a damn snail!"
"Silence weakling!" Letice growled back, making her move.
Bulma blinked at the board several times, before comprehending what was happening. A slow, evil smile soeard across her face. She moved her Queen, slamming it down into position and screamed at the top of her lungs, "CHECKMATE! I WIN!! IN. YOUR. FACE. YOU. BITCH!!!" She did a little victory dance.
The entire crowd's mouths were gaping open at Bulma's exclamtion and at her doing a little dance on the podium. The silence was broken by the murmmers that errupted from the crowd. They were shocked that the weak earthling had won this round. They clapped, with doubt.
Letice stared blankly at Bulma doing her victory dance, "It's not over yet human! We still have two m ore rounds to go, and mark my words. I WILL BEAT YOU!"
King Vegeta chuckled as he sat next to his son in the Royal box. It had been quite an amusing game of chess.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, *About time! Maybe I could go train for a while..* His thoughts wandered off to training and of defeating the androids.
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The referee smiled, unsure of what was going on. He came back onto the podium and addressed the crowd, "The winner of that round is Ms. Briefs! Next round is stamina. In which they will have a test of endurance. The stamina round is all about fitness. They will have to run a fitness course that is set up. It includes twenty laps of the stadium, five thousand push ups and five thousand sit ups! Ladies take your marks, the person who completes the task the fastest, wins!"
The crowd cheered.
Bulma and Letice walked to the start line of the tarck in the stadium. Bulma couldn't believe they had to do so much, she was unsure if she would be able to win.
Letice smirked, she knew she would be able to win this round! Stamina and strength were her best abilities. Something that Bulma did not have!
They stood at the start line, ready to be given the signal to begin.
As soon as the gun shot was heard, both ladies were sprinting as fast as they could. The crowd cheered in excitement at the race taking place. Even though they cheered half-heartedly, at least they were still cheering. In truth, the Saiya-jin crowd were waiting imaptiently for the third round to begin. They wanted to see a good fight!
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Vegeta growled and stood up as he watched the two females run laps around the stadium.
King Vegeta looked up at his son and frowned, "What's wrong, boy?"
Vegeta glared at his father, "This is ridiculous! I will not waste my time watching such a trivial tournament when I have training to do!"
King Vegeta glared back, "Sit down boy! This is not some 'trivial' tournament. It is tradition. Your mother had to do a tournament as well."
"I don't care," Vegeta spat back with venom. He was losing his patience with the entire thing. "This is a waste of time. She is already my mate, she WILL be Queen no matter what!"
"Foolish boy! This tournament is so that I can see if she is worthy or not to be the new Queen of Vegeta-sei. Whether or not she wins or loses the tournament is not of importance. This tournament is purely for me to make a worthy decision."
Vegeta shook his head at his father, "Your a nut-bag, do you know that old man?"
King Vegeta smirked, "Of course I do! Now sit."
Vegeta sneered but sat down unwillingly. He smirked as he watched Bulma run laps around the stadium, but frowned as he realsied she was already three laps behind Letice.
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Bulma watched in horror as Letice completed her twenty laps with ease. She still had three more to do! Growling she pushed herself harder, making herslef run faster.
Letice smirked evilly as she watched Bulma continue to run round the stadium. *Hmph, this round is mine weakling!* She went onto the podium to begin her push ups.
Bulma grunted as she ran her last lap, *This stadium is huge! I'm gonna kill Vegeta.. If I ever make it out of here alive!* She shook her head at the negative thought. She grimaced as she saw that Letice was already on her two thousandth push up! *I'm going to lose this round..*
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A/N: Sorry that was so short, but I have guest coming over! Will Bulma win or lose round two? Find out next chap!
Next Chapter: The results of round two and three (meow, as Bunni Girl put it LOL).
~There will be no skit as JluvsVeggie was killed by Vegeta!~ LOL
Vegeta: ~turns to readers and smirks menacingly~ And your next!!
::JluvsVeggie comes from beyond the grave:: RRRUUUNNN!!!!!!!!! Run for your little lives!