Chapter 3: Get a Job
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, any of the songs that appear in this fic, Inu-chan, in fact the only thing in this fic the remotely belongs to me is me. At least I hope so. I'm not making a profit for this fic. Don't sue me, cause I'm in a bad mood and you really don't want an angry author after you.
Stares at the author. "You don't seem to be your usual cheerful self Becki."
"I'm cheerful, look I'm smiling." Inu-chan sweatdrops. "Now if we have no interruptions I'll begin this fic.…Enjoy. ^^
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"Grrrrrr…" The author enters the room stomping. The G-boys stare blankly at her. "I hate my life."
"Why?" asks the blond innocently. The author slowly turns to Quatre, death glare.
"Because it hates me." She twitches. Quatre blinks. "First of all I lost my glove after I went onto le quai (the platform) and it's friggin' cold outside. So than I went out of the train station thinking, I probably dropped it on the staircase because that's where I took it off. Of course it wasn't there so I went back down the stairs and swiped my school metro through the turnstile." She twitches once more. "And the stupid thing said just used. I only had a ten dollar bill so I had to break it using the metro machine, thus getting 6 golden dollars, which I find useless and a pure pain and a four dollar metro." She gives an insane smirk. "Now here's what broke the camel's back…when I went to use the newly bought metro I decided, just for the heck of it (to see if the gods really hated that much), to use my school metro." The author has now gained a popping vein. "And of course it work!!!" The boys edge away from the author.
"Are you sure you should be working on a fanfic in this condition Becki?" Inu-chan nervously asked. The author turns to Inu-chan.
"Yes…..now shutup before I hurt you." Inu-chan frantically nods and quickly scampers off. "Now onto to the latest song parody. I'm sooo tempted to do a really evil one, but I decided to do one that let off a bit of my aggression." The boys sigh in slight relief. "But don't worry my lovely guinea pigs, the next one will provide enough blackmail to force even Wufei to wear pink."
The boys: 0_o
"What!! Never, woman!"
"Be quiet and put on your costumes." Strained smile. She points at the clothes that she laid out before. The boys meekly nod, all of them and quickly go to get on their costumes. Quatre's followers look blankly at the author, all have knives and guns in hand that they were going to use on Heero, and not to mention a plaque to put his head on. Author glares at them and clicks remote, they vanish. "Now G-boys, off the stage." And they obey. Curtain opens and music begins.
Duo waltzes onto the stage wearing his usual all black outfit, but his cap is on backwards. He smirks and waves to the crowd and lifts his microphone.
Duo: "My friend's got a stalker and he hates that bitch!" Wufei walks onto the stage wearing the same outfit as Duo except the hat because someone has stuck his hair up in a mowhawk using some sort of gel. He glares at the crowd.
Wufei: "He tells me every day." Duo stares at Wufei's mowhawk snickering.
Duo: "He says:" Wufei takes a step to the left and Duo to the right. Heero walks up between them, he is also wearing all black, tank top and those spandex shorts.
Heero: "Man, I really got lose that chick, in the worse kind way!" Takes out gun, shoots a conveniently placed cardboard Relena in the head. Crowd cheers.
Duo: "She adores his ass," Duo grins wickedly. Heero points gun at Duo. Quatre enters from the right side of the stage wearing a black T-shirt, shorts, and an angled white hat.
Quatre: "He works his gundam to the bone," Trowa enters stage left wearing a black turtleneck, and pants. Author clicks remote, Heero's gun disappeared.
Trowa: "To try get her away every day day" Duo looks blankly at me. "Day, day?" Author pouts with a tinge of glare. "It's not my fault I couldn't think of something good to replace with payday."
Wufei: "But she wants more Heerono," Heero twitches.
Quatre: "Just to stay at home." Duo walks over to Heero. He than smiles cheerfully and waves his index finger. Heero raises his eyebrow.
Duo: "Well, my friend you've got to say:" All boys wrap each other arms around each other shoulders, Heero in the middle.
Trowa & Quatre: "I want aid!"
Wufei & Duo: "I want aid!"
Heero: "No way!!" The perfect soldier never needs help.
4 G-boys: Now why dontcha get a life?! Heero-popping vein.
Heero: "Say, no waaaay!!"
4 G-boys: "Say, no waaaaaaaay." The other boys sing mimicking Heero.
4 G-boys: "No waaaay!" Duo snickers, Wufei snorts."
4 G-boys: "Now why dontcha get a life?!"
Heero: "I have so so many," Author holds up sign "He's means he has many guns".
Wufei: "Well it doesn't help much." Heero slowly approaches Wufei, cracking his knuckles.
Quatre: "To keep her bill collectors at bay." Quatre looks puzzled. Heero stops, and blinks. Duo turns to author. "Lack of rhymes?" Author sighs and nods. "Could think of anything, that rhymed with bill collectors that had anything do with Relena." Audience boos and hisses at the sound of her name.
Heero: "I have so so many," He thinks to self //Or at least I would if the damn author would stop making them disappear//. Author turns and glares at Heero. Heero keeps a blank face. "You know, Heero, I'm an omnipotent author.." "Ch'......"
Wufei: "Well it doesn't help much,"
Duo: "Cause that girls got psychotic taste!" Duo pats Heero on the back, Heero Yuy Death Glare. Relena scampers on stage, momentarily escaping the guards that dragged her off before. Heero's eyes widen.
Trowa & Quatre: "He wants aid!" Heero runs away from Relena.
Wufei & Duo: "He wants aid!" Relena hugs the guts out of Heero. "Lets get married, Hee-kun."
Heero: "No waaaaay!!" The boys watch poor Heero, no one getting to close in fear of the dark pink princess's attacks.
4 G-boys: "Now why dontcha get a life?!" "Now stay still." Relena tries to plant on the Heero. The fangirls hiss.
Heero: "Say, no way!" Heero squirms, petrified Relena is dragged off in ropes by guards, Heero sighs in relief.
4 G-boys: "Say, no way!"
4 G-boys "No waaaaay!"
4 G-boys "Now why dontcha get a life?!"
Duo: "Well I guess it's not easy stalking him at all." Music fades.
"Do you have something against Heero?" Bangs that defy gravity boy asks. The author shakes her head.
"It was a song that just went with Heero." She shrugs. "But, anyways, the next one won't be about him for sure." Grins evilly at Wufei.
"Well you seem to be in a better mood, Becki."
The girl looks down at the small demon. "Yuppy."
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Thus concludes the third chapter. I hoped you liked it, and I'm sorry that it was another Heero song, but I was in a bad mood and that song just worked. Well must be going to write a lovely little song for Wufei.