I own nothing, not the plot (Jhonen's), not the characters (Rowling's) ...NOTHING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus I haveth no moneyth, so doth not sueth. ^_^'
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She didn't ask to be, but she is.... WOBBLY HEADED HERMIONE
Hermoine sobs.
"Sob sniff sob ssssssssob sniff so........b sniff"
She sighs, harshly!
"OH, oh why must I endure this pain!? Such unfathomable sorrow! My mind ravaged by relentless and ghostly truths!! Sob. Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this creul reality. Trudging through levels of intense spells that no small minded muggle could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer....sob...because I am better."
Gets that angsty look that says, why me?
"Why me!!? Why was I chosen to be the vessel for such agonizing knowledge? I never asked to be this superior being!!! Oooh!! So why me!!! WHYYYY!? WWWHY!? WHHHHY?"
Neville runs all happy and "Wheee!"-y.
"How I envy those blessed with a stunning ignorance of the truth. sigh. oh...to be truly happy! To be a squib."
Ickle doggy-kins walks up all...woofy...
"Well, hello, little dog. What are you doing out here? It's dangerous out here in this road. You shold be more careful, you cute, simple minded little creature."
"Woof!"
Picks the woofy doggy-kins of doom up.
"Come, I shall carry you to a safer place to live out the rest of your sad, sad life. But from there on, youre on your own. But aren't we all?"
Carries the dog of doom, still talking. Hermione I mean, not the dog. Idiot!
"You know we are aot alike, you and I. Both suffering amoung the throngs of muggles in this callous world."
Mione sets the dog down, it woofs.
"Okay here you are. I'll just enjoy this beautiful sunset before I go. Remember, dog, beauty is ephermal, pain is forever. You've made me smile!! Thank you!! Now, farewell! Live long and suffer few curses, my friend!!"
Trauma! The cliff goes KRAACK!! . The doogy-kins falls, Hermione sighs. I think she's sad...
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Ahem, anyways, sorry this took so long, but it's hard to sit here and write out a COMIC with HP charries...I'll try to be faster, I swear!
Next up: A Survey in Hell Oh, God....this is going to take forever....*sighs* oh well.....
Be afraid, be very afraid...
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She didn't ask to be, but she is.... WOBBLY HEADED HERMIONE
Hermoine sobs.
"Sob sniff sob ssssssssob sniff so........b sniff"
She sighs, harshly!
"OH, oh why must I endure this pain!? Such unfathomable sorrow! My mind ravaged by relentless and ghostly truths!! Sob. Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this creul reality. Trudging through levels of intense spells that no small minded muggle could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer....sob...because I am better."
Gets that angsty look that says, why me?
"Why me!!? Why was I chosen to be the vessel for such agonizing knowledge? I never asked to be this superior being!!! Oooh!! So why me!!! WHYYYY!? WWWHY!? WHHHHY?"
Neville runs all happy and "Wheee!"-y.
"How I envy those blessed with a stunning ignorance of the truth. sigh. oh...to be truly happy! To be a squib."
Ickle doggy-kins walks up all...woofy...
"Well, hello, little dog. What are you doing out here? It's dangerous out here in this road. You shold be more careful, you cute, simple minded little creature."
"Woof!"
Picks the woofy doggy-kins of doom up.
"Come, I shall carry you to a safer place to live out the rest of your sad, sad life. But from there on, youre on your own. But aren't we all?"
Carries the dog of doom, still talking. Hermione I mean, not the dog. Idiot!
"You know we are aot alike, you and I. Both suffering amoung the throngs of muggles in this callous world."
Mione sets the dog down, it woofs.
"Okay here you are. I'll just enjoy this beautiful sunset before I go. Remember, dog, beauty is ephermal, pain is forever. You've made me smile!! Thank you!! Now, farewell! Live long and suffer few curses, my friend!!"
Trauma! The cliff goes KRAACK!! . The doogy-kins falls, Hermione sighs. I think she's sad...
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Ahem, anyways, sorry this took so long, but it's hard to sit here and write out a COMIC with HP charries...I'll try to be faster, I swear!
Next up: A Survey in Hell Oh, God....this is going to take forever....*sighs* oh well.....
Be afraid, be very afraid...