The Fluffy Ryou Story
FluffyRyou99: 'Ello everyone. I wanted to write a story that was really random, so…I did. This is the story I wrote. It's about Ryou, everyone's favorite Yu-gi-oh character, of course. This is the story about how he got so snuggly-soft…um, sort of. Okay, now for the disclaimer, presented by…Ryou, of course!
Ryou: Fluffy Ryou does not claim to own anything Yu-gi-oh, even though she really really wants to lie and say she does….so don't sue her, or they'll take her away and she won't be able to write anymore! That's not necessarily bad, however…wait, I changed my mind! SUE! SUE! SUE FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH!!!!
FluffyRyou99: ehh….*sweatdrop* Ryou's not very good at this, I see….well, it doesn't matter now! On with the story! BTW, this will be a 5 part story, one for each day of the week. That doesn't mean I will update everyday.
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DAY 1
Bakura sighed with relief as he heard the bell ring. 'Finally, I can go home!' He smiled to himself and thought of all the things he would do as soon as he got home….a week of vacation! This would be great! He could call Yugi and they'd plan lots of fun, fun stuff! (fluffy: no not that way you dirty people!)
Yep, typical Bakura. Optimistic, happy, and way too chipper. Is he taking Prozac or something? Whatever it is, I want some. Which reminds me…(Ryou: um, fluff, you're getting off topic) Oh, sorry. Back to the story.
Bakura had arrived at his doorstop and was still beaming when he heard a ring. He looked down and fished through his pocket until his hand closed around his cell phone. He looked suspiciously at the caller I.D. ('cause ya know, you should always check those things), but his face brightened when he saw it was Yugi.
"Moshi Moshi, Bakura speaking!" He said happily.(too….much….happy…) "Yes…" His face darkened. "What! But…Yugi, it's vacation! Can't your grandpa get someone else?" A long pause. Bakura whined. "Yuuuuugi! I'll be bored without you!" Another pause. "Yes, I understand it's a once in a lifetime chance…okay, Yugi. You go and have fun in Egypt!" click. Bakura sighed. Yugi's grandfather had, apparently, gotten back into the archeology and was taking Yugi to one of his digs in Egypt. Yami was of course eager to return to his homeland, so he went as well.
"Well then, who else can I hang out with this week?" Bakura mused. Joey? No, the blond was much too obnoxious for his liking…the same went for his friend, Tristan. Tea? No, not in any circumstance! He shuddered at the thought of spending a week with Tea. Well then, who was there? He continued through the list of people he knew. Seto and Mokuba were out of the question…he wasn't even sure if the angsty* teen knew his name. Bakura couldn't think of anyone else….he sighed and turned the key in the keyhole, swinging the door open.
He set his backpack down by the coat rack, and walked down the long hallway into the kitchen. Sitting on the white counter was a note from his father – gone on a business trip, again. So now he was really alone this week. Another sigh. He could tell he was going to be very bored this weekend.
He walked into the living room and slumped down on the couch, at the same time grabbed the remote and turned on the TV. Maybe there was something he could watch to pass the time…
Click.
"Next up on the History Channel: The Origins of Dental Floss-**"
Bakura sweatdropped. O-kay….
Click.
"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! *insert sounds of violence*"
American talk shows. He despised them.
"Coming up on News at 7:14…. after challenger Yugi Mouto won the Duelist Kingdom championship, a suspicious looking albino wearing a tennis sweater was spotted around Maxamillion Pegasus's quarters. VERY shortly afterwards, Pegasus was sent to the hospital due to a severe head injury. Police think the two may be closely related. If you see a this man…"
a picture of Yami Bakura flashed on the screen. Bakura groaned. 'What trouble have you been causing for me, Yami?' Bakura clicked off the TV and trudged into his room. 'A whole week and I have nothing to do…I don't think I can stand this'
He swung open the door to his room and instinctively pinched his nose as through the door came a horrible smell of sweat and B.O. (fuffy: ewwww!) Bakura looked around in his room and found piles upon piles of dirty laundry.
'Okay, so I need to do the laundry….but the real question is, how did all these clothes get here? I mean, I wear the same thing day after day. I don't even think I own this many clothes! And- (fluffy: now look who's getting of topic) oh, sorry. Anyway, I guess I need to do the laundry…' He found an empty laundry basket in his closet and started to toss the clothes in.
…do do do do do…time passes…do do do do do…
'Done with that, finally.' Bakura clicked the light on and opened the lid of the washing machine with a clunk. Then he searched in the cupboards for some detergent and fabric softener. What he found was a bottle of 'Snuggle'. You know, the one with the bear?
"Make your clothes extra snuggly soft?!" Bakura said aloud. "Oh, well. I'll use it anyway." He then proceeded to dump the entire bottle in the machine [1]. He just stood there for a second, and then his eyes widened as he realized what he had done.
"No Snuggle! Wait! I don't want my clothes that snuggly soft!" He used his hands and tried to scoop up some of the blue liquid from the bottom of the washer [2], but for no apparent reason at that exact moment, Yami Bakura decided to come out of the millennium ring and stood over his hikari, who was bent over the washing machine.
This should be fun. Yami said to himself. Then with one hand, he gave Bakura a big shove, expecting him to conk his head on the bottom of the machine.
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiya!" Bakura screamed, but instead of hitting bottom, he kept on falling! Yami Bakura stood there for a second in mute surprise. After a moment of silence, he took a few steps forward and took a look in the machine. A high-pitched squeak rose from the depths.
"Yami! Imgoingtogetyouforthis! YAMIIII!" In the machine, soaked with 'Snuggle', was a very disgruntled looking chibi/plushie Bakura. Yami Bakura sweatdropped.
"Eh….I didn't do that…heh, wait, I have another idea!" the tomb robber closed the lid of the washer and pressed the start button. (fluffy: evil yami!) "Don't worry Bakura, I'll come back later!" Yami Bakura the walked out of the laundry room. "I wonder if there's anything good on TV?…"
…do do do do do…more time passes…do do do do do…
Yami Bakura walked back into the laundry room after watching some TV.
"What is UP with these people and dental floss?!"[3] He stuck his tongue out in disgust, then looked at the washing machine. Cautiously, he opened the lid. Another, softer, squeak answered. Yami Bakura peered in to find the still-chibi Bakura very water-logged, and looking unusually chubby. He reached in and picked up Bakura, finding he was soaked with water.
"I'd put you in the dryer, but I don't want you to catch fire." Yami said while fishing out a towel and wrapping it around Bakura. The chibi-Bakura looked up at his Yami with a squeak of surprise. Yami Bakura chuckled. "That's right, I'm not completely heartless."
Chibi-Bakura looked at Yami as if to say, "You're not?" Yami Bakura just smiled as he walked downstairs.
…do do do do do…wow, more time passes…do do do do do…
Ding-dong. Someone was at the door. Yami growled as he picked up Chibi Bakura and went to go answer it.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" He yelled at the person at the door. It was (sadly) Tea. She looked rather shocked at being yelled at, and even more so when she realized who it was in Yami Bakura's arms.
"Um…do you have an spare…..OHMYGOD!!!!" She ran in the door, snatching up Chibi Bakura and swung him up in the air, as if inspecting him.
Yami growled. "Put him down!" he said in his calmest voice. Tea ignored him.
"It is Bakura! What happened to him? Why does it feel like he's stuffed with cotton? OHMYGOD! You did this, didn't you Yami?" the friendship queen glared at him. Yami glared back with an equally glaring…um, glare.
"I said put him down!" He almost shouted. When Tea refused, he grabbed Chibi Bakura from the evil wench's cold grasp and booted her out the door, literally. After kicking her butt, he shut the door and looked at Chibi Bakura. Was it just him, or did the newly-made chibi feel…..more chibi-er?
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If you can, please review! -^_^-
*Seto strikes me as angsty. Does he strike you as angsty?
** I got this from another fanfiction called 'Fairydust' it's yaoi, but a good story nonetheless. Pardon for not asking permission first…I hope the author won't mind! ^^;;
[1] Um…..I did this once….yep.
[2] I did this, too!
[3] Once again, I got this from the yaoi story 'Fairydust' I command you to read it, now! It's an awesome story!