The Fluffy Ryou Story
FluffyRyou99:Konnichiwa, Minna-san! ^^ Welcome to the second chapter of my
story… I'm so glad everyone liked the first! First, a thank you to all the
reviewers:
Bishie Babe: I had not intended to make this yaoi at first, probably not at all.
Yaoi good, but I would not consider a Yami Bakura x Chibi Bakura at all! Maybe
regular Bakura….PLUS, I don't ever recall Yami Bakura saying he would have 'fun'
with Chibi Bakura….not in that sense, at least. He did say that putting Ryou in the washing machine would be 'fun', though.
Firedraygon97: *see Bishie Babe's answer* Thank you for that lovely review, I'm
glad you liked it. =^_^=
Asian Angel 12: Nope, sorry, no yaoi. Not here, at least.
katiekat1414: um, thank you...I'm glad you like it...O_o *helps her back onto her chair*
dark girl: yes, I would say she did.
Diamond: ^_^ thanks for reviewing! anything I could do that you'd think make this story better?
Yuki-chan:
Snuggly Ryou Recipe:
1 bottle of snuggle (add or decrease amount to your snuggle prefrence)
1 washing machine
1 Ryou
Put Ryou and Snuggle in machine. Close lid shut, set to light wash for 30 min. Remove Ryou. Dry with a towel, and enjoy!
ChocoKisses: Thanks for reviewing! Here's the 2nd chapter, and there is more to come!
Whee, that was fun. Okee Dokee, now for the Disclaimer, done by Ryou - *smacks
Ryou* this time, do it right!
Ryou: Okay, okay, don't be such a…poopie-head! *sighs* We can all be thankful, because
Fluffy Ryou does not own Yu-gi-oh or anything related. She's not trying to make
a profit of this story, so don't even try to sue her. All you'll get is a bit of
pocket lint.
FluffyRyou99: *pats Ryou on the head* good Ryou! Now, on with the show! …er,
story.
Warning: Yami Bakura is WAY OOC in this chapter….well, in every chapter
actually. Also in this chapter, poo is flung. Yes, that's right, poo. (heheheh....I'm sooo immature!)
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DAY 2 (part 1: the calm before the zoo)
Squeak squeak squeak
Yami woke the next morning to the sound of squeaking. Mistaking the
sound for Bakura's alarm clock, he sleepily turned over, reached out an arm and
started thwacking whatever it was making the noise.
Sque-oof sque-oof sque-oof
Chibi Bakura stopped squeaking, and sat there for a minute with a
sad look on his face. Yami Bakura rolled back over and fell asleep again. Yami
Bakura, caring soul that he is, (fluffy: *snorts*) had chosen to stay out of the
millennium ring to watch over Bakura until he could figure out what had happened
to his Hikari, or until he could find the albino's friends to dump him on.
Whichever came first. (and no, Tea doesn't count)
"WAIIIIIIIIIH!" Uh-oh. The little Chibi was apparently tired of
being ignored. "WAMIIIIII!" He called out for his Yami. Yami jumped quickly out
of bed from hearing Chibi Bakura's cries, picked him up and started rocking him.
"Be quiet, come on, don't wanna wake up the neighbors. What do you
want? Are you tired, hungry, bored, what? Tell me, tell me!" Yami said, acting a
little too domesticated than he should. However, Chibi Bakura just gurgled in
happiness from getting the attention he wanted.
…do do do do do….lookie, it's the 'time passes' bar…do do do do do
"Wami! Wami! Wami!" Chibi Bakura was very hyper after eating a bowl
of sugar-infested applesauce, and you can bet Yami was regretting his choice of
letting the Chibi eat it. Chibi Bakura was sitting on Yami Bakura's head,
grabbing on to his hair with both hands and was jumping up and down as if his
Yami was a pony.
"Okay, Yami, look at the bright side. It's not like he'll stay this
way forever….I hope. Well, maybe he will! OH, SHIT-" He looked at the chibi,
who had a shocked face. "take! Shiitake Mushrooms! Yeah, hahahaha!" Chibi Bakura
smiled cutely and went back to bobbing up and down on his Yami's head. Yami
Bakura gave a sigh of relief and resumed thinking. "What was I saying? Oh yeah!
OH MY GOD!!! If Yugi comes home…and Bakura's still like this…they'll kill me for
sure! Oh man, I have to change him back quick! But how?"
Chibi Bakura kept on bouncing, amused by Yami Bakura's hectic
behavior.
"I know! The laundry room!" He ran into the laundry room, opened
the top of the washer, grabbed Chibi Bakura off of his head, and was about to
toss him in, when his Hikari squeaked in fear and ran up his dark side's arm.
"Oh…you're afraid of it, aren't you? Okay, we'll find…some other way. I
guess….we have a week, after all." Chibi Bakura snuggled closer to his Yami,
falling into a light sleep.
…do do do do do….time passes…do do do do do…
Many hours later, Chibi Bakura is still hyper from breakfast and has
not stopped bouncing on his Yami's head. "What in the world am I going to do
with a hyperactive Bakura for a week?' Yami sighed and grabbed the Chibi from
his head. "No more." He said firmly.
Of course, Chibi Bakura started wailing immediately.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! WAMI!!!!!!!"
Yami Bakura sighed again and put Bakura back on his head. The little Chibi was
instantly happy. Yami Bakura sullenly went back to figuring out his plan for the
week.
Then, out of the blue, a stampede of sheep ran past the house. Yami
looked out the window in shock. *ding* Idea!
"The Zoo!"
Chibi Bakura stopped bouncing abruptly and looked down at his yami.
A moment of silence followed, then Bakura broke into a HUGE chibi-smile.
"Aminals! Aminals! We's gonna see the aminals!" Yami Bakura grinned,
pleased with himself for thinking up such a good plan. (fluffy: he has noooooo
idea…)
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Day 2 (part 2: THE ZOO!)
It was a bright, sunny day, not a cloud was in the sky. (fluffy: not true. Look, there's one. *points* and there's another one. *points again*) Shut up. (f: okay) As I was saying, it was a genrally good, happy, day. All that was about to end.
The location: The Zoo. *james bond music comes on* It could have been any zoo, but they had chosen this zoo. The pair sneakily walked up to the window...ready to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting ticket seller. (fluffy: look, would you cut the 'spy' crap already?)Oh, you're no fun.
"Two tickets, please." Yami Bakura held up two fingers with one hand and with the other held Baby Bakura who had his thumb in his mouth and was wearing an orange jumpsuit. (with a cyute little monkey on the back!)
"Coming right up sir." The ticket lady started to print up the tickets then peered out through her granny glasses. "Oh, is he yours?" she said, refering to the Chibi. "He's positivly adorable! Oh lordy, he's the spitting image of his father!" She squealed at Bakura's cuteness. Yami was having a panic attack.
"F-FATHER? No lady, you've got it ALL wrong!" he protested.
"Oh, you're his big brother then?" Her eyes never left the Chibi. (fluffy: Yes, he's that cute)
"NO!" Yami Bakura started to argue again, then sighed unhappily. "Yeah, whatever. He's my brother."
The ticket seller tore out the tickets from the dispenser and handed them to Yami. "Well, you two go have fun today! Oh, and the tiger exibit's closed today. The tigers...uh, disappeared." she said calmly. Yami sighed again.
"Great, the only animals worth seeing have disappeared...wait, disappeared? WHERE, pray tell, did they disappear too?" another panic attack. The woman was unbearably calm.
"Hmm, well, you know.....I have no idea. Mmm-hmm. Have a nice day sir." Yami grimaced and went through the revolving-door entryway, beginning to think that this wasn't such a good idea after all.
///Let the poo-flinging begin///
"Pan troglodytes" Yami Bakura read the sign in front of the Chimpanze's cage while Bakura hung off the bottom of the wire barrier seperating him from the hairy creatures. "Well, they seem civilized enough." He peered into the cage, spotting a rather large Chimpanze staring at him. He looked at it for a while.
'This isn't so bad.' he thought. Then the chimp that had been staring at him suddenly turned around, lifted his rear into the air and let out a loud, rocket-like sound.(fluffy: we all know what I'm talking about, right?) Yami pinched his nose in disgust. 'Well, it's okay, I mean everybody does it, right?' Only just then the chimp turned back around, started to screach in laughter while it pointed at Yami Bakura as if to say, "THAT WAS FOR YOU!"
Yami Bakura growled. "No one mocks me and gets away with it!" He ran off somewhere, leaving Chibi Bakura to look around in wonder as to where his dark had gone. A moment later, Yami was in the cage behind the chimp, glaring. His face was red. "I don't care if you're my closest relative! You're goin' down!" The chimp almost grinned, then reached down onto the ground and picked up something unidentifable.
"Huh? Wuzzat?" Yami Bakura asked in confusion. The chimp said nothing, (because it couldn't talk) but swung its arm back and flung the stuff at Yami.
SPLAT! It landed smack dab on Bakura's white sweater. Yami Bakura looked down, pinching his nose closed once again as the smell reached it.
"It's....it's.....poop!" He said in realization. "Man, that's gross, even for me!" He looked up at the Chimp in anger, then looked around the cage for something he use to fight with. He grinned when he found a tree branch that had fallen off the tree.
"Heh heh heh....who's laughing now, monkey?" He said as he swung the branch like a baseball bat.
Meanwhile, from outside the cage, Chibi Bakura was watching the two fighting with a curious look on his face.
The chimpanzee's eyes widened as Yami came after him with the branch, swinging it wildly. They ran around the cage playing cat-and-mouse until......feeding time.
"WHAT in the name of all that is holy and good is going on here?!" The zookeeper stood, shocked, looking at poo-covered Yami Bakura and the Chimp.
...do do do....time passes....do do do...
"And don't EVER come back!" the manager glared angrily at Yami and the Chibi when he threw them out of the zoo, slamming the gate closed behind them.
"That monkey is POSSESSED! Possessed, I say!" Yami Bakura yelled back at him. He looked down at the chibi. "Well, you had fun today, right?" Little Bakura squeaked in response and hugged his yami. (fluffy: much like a baby would hug its mother)
Yes, Yami was sure of it now...Chibi Bakura was getting rounder. Something fishy was going on....
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Hahahahahah, another chapter done! Day 3 coming up soon...will Yami ever change Bakura back? Oops!
I just realized my mistake....i've been calling Ryou 'Bakura' instead! It's too late to change it now...so you'll have to live with it, okay?
Also, the author's notes were included in the story this time.
^_^ as usual, please review...