The Fluffy Ryou Story
FluffyRyou: Aloha! Welcome to the 3rd installment of this story....I'm sorry updates have been kind of slow, but they're still coming, so.....yeah. Disclaimer time! *calls Ryou out*
Ryou: *sighs* Fluffy doesn't own Yu-gi-oh-
Fluffy: YET!
Ryou: -so don't sue her 'cause she has nothing and you'll get nothing.
Fluffy: That was nice! Okay, go back to your room Ryou.
Ryou: *scowls at Fluffy*
Fluffy: *grins* Now, I want to give a BIG thanks to all who reviewed! Yeh all make me so happy! ^_^ Seriously!
AliKat: any review is a good enough review! thanks a bunchie! By the way, I am aware of the name thing, but I think I'll keep it as is for this story just because....
SalAmanda: ooh, cool name...*hands her Ryou Plushie* okay, so it's not the real thing....but it's the count that thoughts! I mean...it's the thought that counts!
Marie: *helps her back up* what is with all these people falling off their chairs?
kurayami and hikari: That's because he's already so snuggly! *hugs Ryou*
Asian Angel 12: T-T nope, no yaoi in this one. I don't -think- there will be any...*pats head* but you can speculate, if you want. Thanks for reading!
Silver Wolf: Oh, PLEASE sic Yami Malik on me! ^_^;; I love Yami Malik...by the way, your review made me laugh out loud! Thanks!
Nano*Mecka: *hands Nano a plushie* Now you do gots one! Sorta...
Fluffy: *phew* done with that!on to the good stuff now...the story! *little happy music plays in the background*
Story Notes: I suppose I should warn you, I've upped the rating just one because of Yami Bakura's foul mouth.
I also apologize for the intrusion of "Plushie girl" I hit a snag in the plot and I had to think of something to keep it going....don't worry, the menace will be gone before this fic is over! However, if you have a good idea for this story.....don't hesitate to tell me! Really, I mean it!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* DAY 3
Yami Bakura shuddered as he cut the string that held Tuesday's paper together. He didn't know why, maybe it was because he wasn't used to acting so....normal. Usually at this time he was prowling the streets with Malik, terrorizing innocent squirrels.(Puchiko-chan, I got this from your story! Please don't get mad at me. ^^) He sat Chibi Bakura on the table, and started searching on the shelves for the baby food.
"Why does Bakura even KEEP baby food...?" Yami grimaced when he thought of the possible reasons. "Nope, not going there!" Finally, he found something that looked a bit like baby food and he set it down on the table. "D'ya want this?" He asked the Chibi. Bakura only stared up at his Yami with huge, blinking eyes, not saying a word.
"Well?" Yami Bakura asked again, getting a bit irritated. Still, the Chibi said nothing, and frowned. "What's WRONG? You could speak fine yesterday!" Suddenly Chibi Bakura broke into a huge baby-grin, and at the same time an offensive odor filled the air.
"Oh....no....." Yami Bakura's eyes watered up, and he ran with the Chibi into the bathroom.
la la la la la.......time is passing......la la la la la
"I can't BELIEVE I just changed a diaper....." Yami Bakura wrinkled his nose in disgust as he walked back into the kitchen with Ryou in hand. Once again, he sat Ryou on the table and the Chibi giggled and immediatly dug into the baby food that was there. Yami B unfolded the paper and his eyes widened with suprise as he read the headline.
"Crazed Plushie Collecter on the loose?!" Yami Bakura snorted. "What the fuck?" He squinted and held the paper closer to his face as he read the details. "The staff at Dominio Psyciatric Ward have reported a 15-year-old white female missing. She may be in your area! Be warned that she is armed with plushies and very dangerous!..." The article went on to describe the meaning of life and such, but Bakura didn't read that part. He was staring at Chibi Bakura.
"I guess I better keep you inside, then. She might mistake you for a plushie!" Bakura gave a squeak of alarm and looked his dark side. "Just kidding, geeze...
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Yami Bakura lay the sleeping Chibi down on his bed and tucked the covers around him. Then he sat on the edge of the bed, patting Bakura's soft hair.
"I wonder how we're going to get you back to your normal body..." Yami Bakura mused out loud. "I mean, you're cute and all this way, but I miss the old Bakura. The one I could tease." He added the last part with a smirk, then got up and went into the kitchen to fix his own breakfast.
"Ahh!" He jumped back as soon as he entered the room. "Who are you?" he asked. There, hanging upsidown from his kitchen window was a girl and from the looks of it, she was- wait one minute.... Yami looked from the girl's face, then to the picture in the newspaper.
"You're---you're that crazy person!" He yelled. The girl grinned and flipped down into the kitchen, landing gracefully.
"Call me CRAZY if you WANT to!!!!!! My plushie SENSE has led ME here, so give it UP!!!!!" Bakura had to cover his ears every time the girl chose to accentuate a word.
"We don't got no plushies-oh wait, stay here!" He ran into Bakura's room and started going through his drawers until he found what he was looking for- an oversized pink rabbit plushie. If his memory was correct, Bakura called this toy "Snookle". Bakura grimaced and ran out of the room with the plushie. He's gonna kill me, but this is for the best I think. If she doesn't get out of here she'll wake him up!' He ran into the kitchen.
"Here, here, take it!" He threw the rabbit at the red head. She caught it and held it up to her face, sniffing it. Then she growled, and threw it back at Bakura.
"This isn't what I sensed! You're hiding other plushies, aren't you?" She ran past him into the room where the little Chibi was sleeping. Yami Bakura followed, sighing.
'This week has been so screwed up.' he thought. The girl flipped her blond hair over her shoulder and grinned at Yami when he entered. Yami's eyes bulged out of their sockets. She had Bakura! 'When I said he'd be mistaken for a plushie.....I wasn't serious!'
"WELL, SIR! I've got WHAT I want and SO I think I'll be OFF now! BYE bye!" She ran out of the house before Bakura even had a chance to protest. Minutes passed....
"Oh no." he said with realization. "I think it's time I got some outside help."
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Location: Plushie Girl's Hideout-thingy
Plushie Girl flipped her hair again, an evil grin plastered to her face as she walked along the damp corridor. She had 'Snookle' under one arm and Ryou in another, and she seemed very pleased with herself. She came to a door in the middle of the corridor, and opened it into a room that was disgustingly pink. Pink walls, pink bedsheets, pink curtans.....it was also full of various plushies. This is when Little Bakura woke up.
"Ba....ba...bakuwa!!! BAKUWA!!!" The chibi shouted. He realized the girl carrying him was NOT his Yami, so he started to cry. "Waiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"Huh?" The plushie girl looked at the crying Bakura. "It's crying.....oh, this must be one of those life-like plushies." She dropped Snookle to the floor and took Chibi Bakura in both hands. "Cool!" She shook him up and down rapidly, causing him to cry more.
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"Lemmie get this straight Bakura, okay..." Honda scratched his chin and went over it again. "You're saying a crazy girl went into your house, and stole a toy that looked just like you?" Yami Bakura sighed, remembering that Honda and Jounochi didn't have a clue that Yami Bakura still existed.
"Yes, Honda, that is what I am saying. Now can we go get it back?" he said impatiently. Jou put his hands up in front of him.
"Wait wait wait!" he said. "First of all, it's just a toy..." Yami growled at this. "Second of all, what do you want us to do?" Yami Bakura covered him face with a hand and sighed again. 'How could I have been so stupid....going to these two for help! Well, it was either them or that Kaiba fellow.'
"I can't find this crazy girl by myself....and you read the newspaper, so you know that-"
"I dun read the newspaper!" Jounochi innterupted.
"Of course not. Anyway, she's supposed to be armed. If I found her, I'd need your help." Yami Bakura said, a bit tired of acting so civil.
"Okay, okay, we'll help you Bakura. You are our friend, after all." The three men set off around the town, searching for plushie girl.
"All this trouble for a _plushie_ though...jeez." Jou commented.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* -_-;; that was difficult to write. *waves an angry hand* I hate writer's block!
Anyway, I really hope the next chapter will be better....I just need an idea.....
Oh and as usual please review!
FluffyRyou: Aloha! Welcome to the 3rd installment of this story....I'm sorry updates have been kind of slow, but they're still coming, so.....yeah. Disclaimer time! *calls Ryou out*
Ryou: *sighs* Fluffy doesn't own Yu-gi-oh-
Fluffy: YET!
Ryou: -so don't sue her 'cause she has nothing and you'll get nothing.
Fluffy: That was nice! Okay, go back to your room Ryou.
Ryou: *scowls at Fluffy*
Fluffy: *grins* Now, I want to give a BIG thanks to all who reviewed! Yeh all make me so happy! ^_^ Seriously!
AliKat: any review is a good enough review! thanks a bunchie! By the way, I am aware of the name thing, but I think I'll keep it as is for this story just because....
SalAmanda: ooh, cool name...*hands her Ryou Plushie* okay, so it's not the real thing....but it's the count that thoughts! I mean...it's the thought that counts!
Marie: *helps her back up* what is with all these people falling off their chairs?
kurayami and hikari: That's because he's already so snuggly! *hugs Ryou*
Asian Angel 12: T-T nope, no yaoi in this one. I don't -think- there will be any...*pats head* but you can speculate, if you want. Thanks for reading!
Silver Wolf: Oh, PLEASE sic Yami Malik on me! ^_^;; I love Yami Malik...by the way, your review made me laugh out loud! Thanks!
Nano*Mecka: *hands Nano a plushie* Now you do gots one! Sorta...
Fluffy: *phew* done with that!on to the good stuff now...the story! *little happy music plays in the background*
Story Notes: I suppose I should warn you, I've upped the rating just one because of Yami Bakura's foul mouth.
I also apologize for the intrusion of "Plushie girl" I hit a snag in the plot and I had to think of something to keep it going....don't worry, the menace will be gone before this fic is over! However, if you have a good idea for this story.....don't hesitate to tell me! Really, I mean it!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* DAY 3
Yami Bakura shuddered as he cut the string that held Tuesday's paper together. He didn't know why, maybe it was because he wasn't used to acting so....normal. Usually at this time he was prowling the streets with Malik, terrorizing innocent squirrels.(Puchiko-chan, I got this from your story! Please don't get mad at me. ^^) He sat Chibi Bakura on the table, and started searching on the shelves for the baby food.
"Why does Bakura even KEEP baby food...?" Yami grimaced when he thought of the possible reasons. "Nope, not going there!" Finally, he found something that looked a bit like baby food and he set it down on the table. "D'ya want this?" He asked the Chibi. Bakura only stared up at his Yami with huge, blinking eyes, not saying a word.
"Well?" Yami Bakura asked again, getting a bit irritated. Still, the Chibi said nothing, and frowned. "What's WRONG? You could speak fine yesterday!" Suddenly Chibi Bakura broke into a huge baby-grin, and at the same time an offensive odor filled the air.
"Oh....no....." Yami Bakura's eyes watered up, and he ran with the Chibi into the bathroom.
la la la la la.......time is passing......la la la la la
"I can't BELIEVE I just changed a diaper....." Yami Bakura wrinkled his nose in disgust as he walked back into the kitchen with Ryou in hand. Once again, he sat Ryou on the table and the Chibi giggled and immediatly dug into the baby food that was there. Yami B unfolded the paper and his eyes widened with suprise as he read the headline.
"Crazed Plushie Collecter on the loose?!" Yami Bakura snorted. "What the fuck?" He squinted and held the paper closer to his face as he read the details. "The staff at Dominio Psyciatric Ward have reported a 15-year-old white female missing. She may be in your area! Be warned that she is armed with plushies and very dangerous!..." The article went on to describe the meaning of life and such, but Bakura didn't read that part. He was staring at Chibi Bakura.
"I guess I better keep you inside, then. She might mistake you for a plushie!" Bakura gave a squeak of alarm and looked his dark side. "Just kidding, geeze...
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Yami Bakura lay the sleeping Chibi down on his bed and tucked the covers around him. Then he sat on the edge of the bed, patting Bakura's soft hair.
"I wonder how we're going to get you back to your normal body..." Yami Bakura mused out loud. "I mean, you're cute and all this way, but I miss the old Bakura. The one I could tease." He added the last part with a smirk, then got up and went into the kitchen to fix his own breakfast.
"Ahh!" He jumped back as soon as he entered the room. "Who are you?" he asked. There, hanging upsidown from his kitchen window was a girl and from the looks of it, she was- wait one minute.... Yami looked from the girl's face, then to the picture in the newspaper.
"You're---you're that crazy person!" He yelled. The girl grinned and flipped down into the kitchen, landing gracefully.
"Call me CRAZY if you WANT to!!!!!! My plushie SENSE has led ME here, so give it UP!!!!!" Bakura had to cover his ears every time the girl chose to accentuate a word.
"We don't got no plushies-oh wait, stay here!" He ran into Bakura's room and started going through his drawers until he found what he was looking for- an oversized pink rabbit plushie. If his memory was correct, Bakura called this toy "Snookle". Bakura grimaced and ran out of the room with the plushie. He's gonna kill me, but this is for the best I think. If she doesn't get out of here she'll wake him up!' He ran into the kitchen.
"Here, here, take it!" He threw the rabbit at the red head. She caught it and held it up to her face, sniffing it. Then she growled, and threw it back at Bakura.
"This isn't what I sensed! You're hiding other plushies, aren't you?" She ran past him into the room where the little Chibi was sleeping. Yami Bakura followed, sighing.
'This week has been so screwed up.' he thought. The girl flipped her blond hair over her shoulder and grinned at Yami when he entered. Yami's eyes bulged out of their sockets. She had Bakura! 'When I said he'd be mistaken for a plushie.....I wasn't serious!'
"WELL, SIR! I've got WHAT I want and SO I think I'll be OFF now! BYE bye!" She ran out of the house before Bakura even had a chance to protest. Minutes passed....
"Oh no." he said with realization. "I think it's time I got some outside help."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Location: Plushie Girl's Hideout-thingy
Plushie Girl flipped her hair again, an evil grin plastered to her face as she walked along the damp corridor. She had 'Snookle' under one arm and Ryou in another, and she seemed very pleased with herself. She came to a door in the middle of the corridor, and opened it into a room that was disgustingly pink. Pink walls, pink bedsheets, pink curtans.....it was also full of various plushies. This is when Little Bakura woke up.
"Ba....ba...bakuwa!!! BAKUWA!!!" The chibi shouted. He realized the girl carrying him was NOT his Yami, so he started to cry. "Waiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"Huh?" The plushie girl looked at the crying Bakura. "It's crying.....oh, this must be one of those life-like plushies." She dropped Snookle to the floor and took Chibi Bakura in both hands. "Cool!" She shook him up and down rapidly, causing him to cry more.
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"Lemmie get this straight Bakura, okay..." Honda scratched his chin and went over it again. "You're saying a crazy girl went into your house, and stole a toy that looked just like you?" Yami Bakura sighed, remembering that Honda and Jounochi didn't have a clue that Yami Bakura still existed.
"Yes, Honda, that is what I am saying. Now can we go get it back?" he said impatiently. Jou put his hands up in front of him.
"Wait wait wait!" he said. "First of all, it's just a toy..." Yami growled at this. "Second of all, what do you want us to do?" Yami Bakura covered him face with a hand and sighed again. 'How could I have been so stupid....going to these two for help! Well, it was either them or that Kaiba fellow.'
"I can't find this crazy girl by myself....and you read the newspaper, so you know that-"
"I dun read the newspaper!" Jounochi innterupted.
"Of course not. Anyway, she's supposed to be armed. If I found her, I'd need your help." Yami Bakura said, a bit tired of acting so civil.
"Okay, okay, we'll help you Bakura. You are our friend, after all." The three men set off around the town, searching for plushie girl.
"All this trouble for a _plushie_ though...jeez." Jou commented.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* -_-;; that was difficult to write. *waves an angry hand* I hate writer's block!
Anyway, I really hope the next chapter will be better....I just need an idea.....
Oh and as usual please review!