A/N: Congratulations aqrsangl2006 you're my first reviewer so you've won the grand prize, a character named after you! Since I don't know your name I'll just call your character Joe Duffle. My first chapter was really short so I'm gonna try to make this one longer.

Attack of the Parchment

The sorting ceremony just completed, Harry with Ron went to the Gryfindor common room along with the rest of the house. Each student found a piece of parchment flying at them the moment the new prefect, Joe Duffle announced the password to the fat lady. Harry and Ron promptly caught their pieces and read them by the fireplace. "Hmm, we get to choose an elective to attend every Saturday, and we only have to choices, Modern Fashions and Cosmetics with Trewalney or Auto Maintenance and Racing with Lockhart." Commented Ron.

"I thought Lockhart was in Azkaban for poaching snitches to make his awful hair spray. Dumbledoor must have saved him" replied Harry.

Ron said, "what does that dolt know about cars anyway. Whatever, these choices seem like they've already been made for us, I mean we cant do cosmetics"

Harry responded," I guess since your parents wont trust you with a car, even though they've won the Daily Prophets Galleon Draw fifty times and could get you a whole fleet, we might get to share my car. If I can get it shipped over from the Gringots garage that is. They might just give us old blocks of rust you know." So the choice was made and it turned out that Dumbledoor sent all of the school owls with the assistance of most of the Hogsmead local post owls to carry over each student's car one by one.

The next day, a Saturday, Ron and Harry went to their newest class. Harry found his gleaming car parked at the brand new forbidden forest raceway parking lot. The track was a nice way to bring money to the school and the merchants of Hogsmead. It appeared that the house elves had cleaned all the cars thoroughly. Soon a deep green jag could be seen blazing down the track right at the class. The car did a sliding full 360ยบ spin and then the convertible roof slowly felled down. Out hopped Gideroy Lockhart, their new teacher. "Hello class, today we're gonna learn the basics. First I'll show you how to put gas in the tank then we'll go for a cruise around the track." After the mention of how to put in gas pretty much everyone snickered. "Okay every one open the little door that's right above one of your rear tires, every one found it? Good! Now take that hose next to your car and pick it up at the end up where the nozzle looking thing is, stick it in the hole behind the door and pull back on the trigger!" By that point every one had been done for about five minutes.

Everyone hopped into their car or their friend's car if they didn't have one of their own. Malfoy climbed in Goyle's old old pick up truck. A speaker with Lockhart's voice coming over shouted, "OFF WE GO!" Goyles pickup died about fifty meters in because Goyle was really pushing that poor thing. That truck just couldn't take going more than twenty-five. Goyle and Malfoy climbed out and popped the hood to see what had happened. The truck blew up right in their faces and blew the two friends to kingdom come.

Meanwhile Harry and Ron were cruising at a leisurely pace of 210 miles pre hour. They finished their first three-mile lap in under a minute so they switched seats and went around again. They lapped every one about three times before everyone, excluding malfoy and Goyle had finished the course.

A/N: that was a weird chapter and I just wanted to get malfoy and Goyle out of the way. I'm not really sure where Crab is Please review, I might give up writing forever if I only think I have one reader! So click that little button down there and review!