Disclaime: Nope still don't own any of it...and I found out business lawyer's don't like to be torched. Whoops ^^.

Allen Got Beat up By The Slayers (done to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer)

Allen got beat up by the Slayers
Walking home from Van's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Dilandau,
But as for Van and Folken , they believe.
***
He'd been drinkin' too much vino,
And they'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his best hair spray,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
***
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were boot prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' scortch marks on his back.
***
Allen got beat up by the Slayers,
Walkin' home from Van's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Dilandau,
But as for Van and Folken, they believe.
***
Now were all so proud of Millerna,
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' Folken,
Drinkin' beer and telling Van, " Hitomi smells".
***
It's not Christmas without Allen.
All of Van's friends dressed in black.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Should they open up his gifts or send them back?
***
Allen got beat up by the Slayers,
Walkin' home from Van's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Dilandau,
But as for Van and Folken, they believe.
***
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
and The gold and gleaming candles
Make's Van wonder if Allen really wore a wig
***
Folken warned all the towns and villages.
"I wish I knew when they would show."
They should never make a captain,
From a man who plays with fire and says Moero!
***
Allen got beat up by the slayes,
Walkin' home from Van's house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Dilandau,
But as for Van and Folken, they believe.