Disclaime: Well Allen failed in trying to sweet talk them out of ownership. Of course does this surprise anyone?

I Want Dilandau-sama For Christmas ( done to the tune I want a hippopotamus for Christmas)
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I want Dilandau-sama for Christmas
Only Dilandau-sama will do
Don't want an allen, no dorky King Boy
I want Dilandau-sama to play with and enjoy
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I want Dilandau-sama for Christmas
I don't think Folken will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
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I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see Dilly-sama standing there
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I want Dilandau-sama for Christmas
Only Dilandau-sama will do
No Emperors, no sorcerouses
I only like Dilandau-samauses
And Dilandau-samuses like me too
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(Short Music Interlude)
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Van says that Dilly would beat me up, but then
Chesta says that Dilly is a not that kind of man
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(Short Music Interlude)
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There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
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I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see Dilly-sama standing there
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I want Dilandau-sama for Christmas
Only Dilandau-sama will do
No Emperors or sorcereruses
I only like Dilandau-samauses
And Dilandau-samauses like me too!