One day, Forte was thinking. This in itself was a very rare occurance. He was thinking about his enemy, Rock. Or more accurately, he was thinking about how he felt about his enemy, Rock.
Normally, when he thought about his enemy, Rock, he felt an insatiable desire to start blowing things up and pretend it was him. Now, for some odd reason, he wanted to fuck his brains out.
"Kuso," he thought to himself. "I'm trapped in a bad yaoi fanfiction!"
Then he decided he didn't care anymore, and went to confess his undying love to Rock.
***ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD****
A monkey ate a bug.
**************ELSEWHERE**************
Rock sat with his chin in his hands. He was thinking.
//Watashi wa aisu kuriimu ga daisuki desu!// he decided.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and Forte ran in.
The author decided she was tired of writing prose and wrote in script format, ROFL!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
Forte: Rokku!
He runs up and hugs him.
Rock: Nani?
Forte: I have something to tell you.
Rock: We're trapped in a bad yaoi fanfiction, ne?
Forte: Iie, besides that! I... just discovered that I really love you, even though throughout all of the games and mangas I want to kill you and string your entrails around Skull Fortress! Aishiteru, Rock!
Rock: You baka! I thought you'd never say so! Aishiteru, Tsuyomi!
Then Forte put his throbbing lovestick into Rock's delicate virgin entrance and exploded in a shower of cherry blossoms and white-hot passion.
~~~~OWARI~~~~
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Eee!! How was that?!! Forte and Rock are just SOOOOO KAWAII together! ^o^ Okay, now I have some author's notes!!
1. Forte is soooo KAWAII when he's thinking!! Wasn't that so funny, those first lines?! LOLOL!!!
2. The monkey ate a bug was from a movie I saw!! I thought it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIII!!
3. LOL!!! Get it?! Rock likes Ice cream! Aaaah! He's so kawaii!!
4. LMAO, I was soooo bored when I wrote this! I'm so KRAZY aren't I? XDDDD
5. Shimatta!! I made a lot of mistakes! And it's so short! :(( Oh well, I hope you ppl like it!! XDDDD
~*~*~*~*~GLOSSARY~*~*~*~*~
1. Yaoi - Two boys in love!
2. Kuso - Sh*t!
3. Watashi wa aisu kuriimu ga daisuki desu - I like ice cream
4. Nani? - What?
5. Ne? - Right?
6. Iie - No
7. Aishiteru - I love you
8. Baka - Idiot
9. Tsuyomi - Forte
10. Owari - End
11. Kawaii - Cute
12. Shimatta - D*mmit!
*********REVIEW, ONEGAI! THNX!!!
Normally, when he thought about his enemy, Rock, he felt an insatiable desire to start blowing things up and pretend it was him. Now, for some odd reason, he wanted to fuck his brains out.
"Kuso," he thought to himself. "I'm trapped in a bad yaoi fanfiction!"
Then he decided he didn't care anymore, and went to confess his undying love to Rock.
***ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD****
A monkey ate a bug.
**************ELSEWHERE**************
Rock sat with his chin in his hands. He was thinking.
//Watashi wa aisu kuriimu ga daisuki desu!// he decided.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and Forte ran in.
The author decided she was tired of writing prose and wrote in script format, ROFL!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
Forte: Rokku!
He runs up and hugs him.
Rock: Nani?
Forte: I have something to tell you.
Rock: We're trapped in a bad yaoi fanfiction, ne?
Forte: Iie, besides that! I... just discovered that I really love you, even though throughout all of the games and mangas I want to kill you and string your entrails around Skull Fortress! Aishiteru, Rock!
Rock: You baka! I thought you'd never say so! Aishiteru, Tsuyomi!
Then Forte put his throbbing lovestick into Rock's delicate virgin entrance and exploded in a shower of cherry blossoms and white-hot passion.
~~~~OWARI~~~~
*************************************
Eee!! How was that?!! Forte and Rock are just SOOOOO KAWAII together! ^o^ Okay, now I have some author's notes!!
1. Forte is soooo KAWAII when he's thinking!! Wasn't that so funny, those first lines?! LOLOL!!!
2. The monkey ate a bug was from a movie I saw!! I thought it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIII!!
3. LOL!!! Get it?! Rock likes Ice cream! Aaaah! He's so kawaii!!
4. LMAO, I was soooo bored when I wrote this! I'm so KRAZY aren't I? XDDDD
5. Shimatta!! I made a lot of mistakes! And it's so short! :(( Oh well, I hope you ppl like it!! XDDDD
~*~*~*~*~GLOSSARY~*~*~*~*~
1. Yaoi - Two boys in love!
2. Kuso - Sh*t!
3. Watashi wa aisu kuriimu ga daisuki desu - I like ice cream
4. Nani? - What?
5. Ne? - Right?
6. Iie - No
7. Aishiteru - I love you
8. Baka - Idiot
9. Tsuyomi - Forte
10. Owari - End
11. Kawaii - Cute
12. Shimatta - D*mmit!
*********REVIEW, ONEGAI! THNX!!!