ROCKMAN X: THE MELANCHOLY TEARDROP OF MARY SUE
Zero Omega sighed to himself as he ran fingers through his long golden hair which shone like the sun. He was so bored, and he didn't feel like doing any paperwork (which for some reason completely filled his room to the point where he couldn't get in any more.) He decided to go down to the sparring grounds to beat up some rookies.
He walked down there, and suddenly he saw her. The love of his life.
She was beautiful. She had long violet hair that came down to her feet, and lavender eyes that sparkled like something lavender that sparkled a lot. She had a perfect, beautiful body and huge, angel-like wings on her back. Her skin was pale and fair, without a single blemish, and her hair soft like silk. When she smiled, it was like all the angels in Heaven had suddenly taken a day off and left her in charge. Or something profound like that.
Zero knew he loved her at first sight. He went up to her, somewhat shyly. "Hi," was all he could utter.
She smiled. "Hello. Who are you?" she asked.
"My name is Zero Omega," he responded.
"Not *the* Zero Omega!" she gasped. "Wow, it's such an honor to meet you."
"And your name is?" he queried.
"Mary Sue..." she told him. The way she said it sounded like a thousand bright lights dancing upon the brilliant blue waves of the ocean (nevermind that the ocean is actually not blue.)
"Would you like to spar?" he asked.
"Oh, I'd love to," she replied.
They went down to the sparring grounds, and Zero drew his saber. "I'll go easy on you," he informed her. She just smiled secretively. He was confused, but shrugged it off and went to hit her.
Suddenly, she was behind him, and she was so fast and strong! Much stronger than even him. He was shocked. It didn't take long for the battle to end, and she was the winner. (A/N: I haaaaate fighting scenes!)
Mary Sue smiled, her brilliant white teeth flashing in the light, as her violet hair flowed over her shoulder in an excessively standoffish manner. Her bright lavender eyes were intelligent, withdrawn, but also powerful. She held out her hand and helped Zero Omega up.
"Don't feel bad, Z-chan," she grinned, eyes dancing (about her skull before meekly settling back in their sockets.) "It happens a lot."
"I can't believe he was beaten by a girl," X laughed.
Mary Sue's eyes flashed.
"Uh oh," Zero gasped, backing away.
Mary Sue's eyes turned red as she balled her perfect hands into perfect fists. The rage was apparent on her beautiful face, twisting it into a fearsome demon that made everyone in the room cringe and cower away, as she glowed with an ethereal aura. "A GIRL?!" she yelled.
"Yeah, a girl," X sneered.
Recalling her armor, which was exactly like Zero's (only black and purple), she pulled out her beam saber and cut X into a thousand pieces! Everyone watched in amazement as she continued to beat the cr@p out of him!
"No!" Zero called. "Mary Sue, please stop!"
She sighed. "Okay," she muttered finally.
Zero smiled. She smiled back. Suddenly, he kissed her, his hand moving down her back, and she clung to him. He led her back to his quarters and gently laid her down on the bed. He tried to take his armor off, but for some reason, only his helmet came off.
"Darn," he exclaimed. "I can't get this stupid crotch armor off."
Mary Sue was so sad, she killed herself. Everyone mourned her, except X (A/N: god, I HATE him! He's so annoying and sounds like a girl!). They were all so sad, but especially Zero.
One day, he finally decided to end his suffering. "I'm coming to join you, my love," he cried. As he jumped off the cliff next to the Hunter HQ that hadn't been there before, everyone could hear him screaming her name. "MARY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!"
THE END.
Zero Omega sighed to himself as he ran fingers through his long golden hair which shone like the sun. He was so bored, and he didn't feel like doing any paperwork (which for some reason completely filled his room to the point where he couldn't get in any more.) He decided to go down to the sparring grounds to beat up some rookies.
He walked down there, and suddenly he saw her. The love of his life.
She was beautiful. She had long violet hair that came down to her feet, and lavender eyes that sparkled like something lavender that sparkled a lot. She had a perfect, beautiful body and huge, angel-like wings on her back. Her skin was pale and fair, without a single blemish, and her hair soft like silk. When she smiled, it was like all the angels in Heaven had suddenly taken a day off and left her in charge. Or something profound like that.
Zero knew he loved her at first sight. He went up to her, somewhat shyly. "Hi," was all he could utter.
She smiled. "Hello. Who are you?" she asked.
"My name is Zero Omega," he responded.
"Not *the* Zero Omega!" she gasped. "Wow, it's such an honor to meet you."
"And your name is?" he queried.
"Mary Sue..." she told him. The way she said it sounded like a thousand bright lights dancing upon the brilliant blue waves of the ocean (nevermind that the ocean is actually not blue.)
"Would you like to spar?" he asked.
"Oh, I'd love to," she replied.
They went down to the sparring grounds, and Zero drew his saber. "I'll go easy on you," he informed her. She just smiled secretively. He was confused, but shrugged it off and went to hit her.
Suddenly, she was behind him, and she was so fast and strong! Much stronger than even him. He was shocked. It didn't take long for the battle to end, and she was the winner. (A/N: I haaaaate fighting scenes!)
Mary Sue smiled, her brilliant white teeth flashing in the light, as her violet hair flowed over her shoulder in an excessively standoffish manner. Her bright lavender eyes were intelligent, withdrawn, but also powerful. She held out her hand and helped Zero Omega up.
"Don't feel bad, Z-chan," she grinned, eyes dancing (about her skull before meekly settling back in their sockets.) "It happens a lot."
"I can't believe he was beaten by a girl," X laughed.
Mary Sue's eyes flashed.
"Uh oh," Zero gasped, backing away.
Mary Sue's eyes turned red as she balled her perfect hands into perfect fists. The rage was apparent on her beautiful face, twisting it into a fearsome demon that made everyone in the room cringe and cower away, as she glowed with an ethereal aura. "A GIRL?!" she yelled.
"Yeah, a girl," X sneered.
Recalling her armor, which was exactly like Zero's (only black and purple), she pulled out her beam saber and cut X into a thousand pieces! Everyone watched in amazement as she continued to beat the cr@p out of him!
"No!" Zero called. "Mary Sue, please stop!"
She sighed. "Okay," she muttered finally.
Zero smiled. She smiled back. Suddenly, he kissed her, his hand moving down her back, and she clung to him. He led her back to his quarters and gently laid her down on the bed. He tried to take his armor off, but for some reason, only his helmet came off.
"Darn," he exclaimed. "I can't get this stupid crotch armor off."
Mary Sue was so sad, she killed herself. Everyone mourned her, except X (A/N: god, I HATE him! He's so annoying and sounds like a girl!). They were all so sad, but especially Zero.
One day, he finally decided to end his suffering. "I'm coming to join you, my love," he cried. As he jumped off the cliff next to the Hunter HQ that hadn't been there before, everyone could hear him screaming her name. "MARY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!"
THE END.