Rock's ass sparkles
like the water on a clear, sunny day
oh, how i wish i could touch it
but we are enemies
why won't he know that i love him?

for so long i hid my feelings from you
i pretended to hate you
for my love was forbidden
but the truth i cannot say to you
you would not understand

i love you with the depth of my soul
my love is pure, like little kittens
right before i kick them into gutters
i love you like the clouds love the sky
kissing it gently
like a man about to fuck his girlfriend in an alley

oh rock, if only i could show my feelings to you
my love i must hide
and so you think i hate you
i cannot live without you
although i've been doing fine before
i must let you know the truth...

you still owe me five bucks

-"ode to assage"