Dashing through the halls
Of Wily's Skull Fortress
Trying not to die,
Hey, why's Blues in a dress? (Ha ha ha!)

Guns and war cries ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to fight and kill
And sing this song tonight!

Oh, jingle bells, Forte smells
Metal's a pothead!
Magnet ploys, and Ring annoys,
And then there's that guy Zed, hey!

Jingle bells, Elec tells
Of how he wants to die!
baby*Metal meeps, and Quickman sleeps,
Turbo forgot to zip his fly!