First of all….*bows* Thank you all very very much for the reviews! I really didn't expect so much from you guys, because I was afraid that people wouldn't like it… But I'm very grateful to all of you! Thank you again!
Actually when I wrote this fic I wanted it to be a one-shot. But people wanted me to write more… I was pretty much out of ideas, but to thank you guys I just whacked my head against the wall multiple times to get something into my head for another round of "Dear…" XDXD I'm afraid that my ideas aren't very good in this chapter, but I'll try my best. This chapter will probably be the last one, because I've realized, not for the first time, that just by watching the anime, I really know nothing about Yami no Matsuei and it's characters. I don't feel like writing about something when I don't know what it is. The next time I write a fan fic, it'll be about an anime/manga that I understand more about. But I really do appreciate all the support. THANK YOU!
To M.s Author: Domo! I'll try to write as much as I can.
To panatlantic: You want the contact details of Hugs and Kisses? Er… that freako was just a part of my imagination, so I don't have any of his/her contact details…but I'll make some up, just for the heck of it.
Add: 1602, Killer Grip Street, 131313, Hellsville.
Tel: 04mu3r55a8ki9XXX
e-mail: touchhimanddie@muraki.hail.com
Gaah…that is so lame….Gomen!!!
P.S: I'm not worried about what you'll do to him/her, but be careful ^_^; You don't know what he/she's got at hand…
To freee4ever: You love it? Really? Thanks! *hugs*
To Lily: Weeeeeeee!!! I'm happy I made someone laugh. Kinda comforts me that my fanfics don't need to be chucked into the trash can ^_^
To Embyr: You're not alone. People give me weird looks all the time, especially when I'm just sitting there giggling to myself. "Only God knows what insane ideas this girl whips up…"
To Kelly: My fic is THAT funny? Heh, arigatou ^.^ Well, here's more…
To Asidian: Authors have all the power, don't they? That's why characters fear them so much :P And um, yeah… I expected someone to kill me for putting 'Muraki', 'daisies' and 'pink teddy' together in the same sentence XD Apparently that didn't happen…yet. But I did put up a warning for OOCness ^.^
To icediamond: Well, I wanted to include the other characters as well…but again, as I've said before, I'm not familiar with this anime and it's characters. I know Tatsumi would like to have a word with Muraki, but as I'm not sure about it, I decided to leave him out. Sorry ^_^ But thanks for the ideas!
To animegurl: Sequel? Umm…I hope this counts…
To Ayako: *Hugs* I love you!
To hisoka_fangirl: Gomen! I don't know Hisoka's address… you'll have to ask Muraki or Tsuzuki for that ^_~ Aaah…what do you plan to do to me if I don't give you Hisoka's address? Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *runs away and smacks right into the wall)
And finally, to Himi-chan (who was the first one to read my fanfic and live through it :D). I asked her for some comments but instead she sent me a two page reply, flaming almost every person who sent letters to Muraki XDXDXD She liked it tho…ahahaha.
Thank you for the support… I think… *shrugs, and hugs Himi-chan to death* XDDDDDD
Chapter Two – Dear Tsuzuki…
Written by: graffiti (5/12/02)
Disclaimer: I wish I own YnM but I don't. Nyeh.
Warning: Yaoi/shonen-ai (Muraki/Tsuzuki, Tsuzuki/Hisoka, Tsuzuki/Tatsumi), harsh language, and OOCness. And um, I will not be responsible for any mental problems caused by reading this fic. *innocent smile*
Dear Tsuzuki:
We have received your order for five trucks of chocolate brownies and apple pies to be delivered to your house a few days ago. In the letter you stated that they be delivered within two days. We are sorry to inform you that our bakery has been destroyed due to endless operating of our baking machines. One of them exploded and brought down the whole bakery in flames. Fortunately we managed to save a few brownies, and they will be sent to you as soon as possible, probably by tomorrow morning.
We would also like to inform you that the bill will be raised although only a box of brownies could be produced. From the original $2800, the bill will be $87,000,000 to fund the repair works of our bakery. Please pay within a week or we will be forced to see you in court, which hopefully will not happen, to the benefit of both sides.
Thank you. We hope not to see you again.
Cherry Cake House
Dear Cherry Cake House:
Hoe? You're kidding, right?
Ano… I'm sorry about the fire…would it help to say that I don't want the brownies anymore? A..haha…ha…
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Tsuzuki:
Sigh. Why did you have to get yourself into so much trouble? I understand that you have a love for desserts, but buying them by the truckloads and demolishing a whole bakery is just not right.
Since I can see that you are in deep trouble, I will lend you some money to help pay for the repairs. On some conditions, that is; 40% will be deducted from your salary for fifteen years, and you will accept a part time job as a cleaning maid for our headquarters for two years.
I have done all I could to reduce your punishments, so please do not complain that I didn't help you. I wish you good luck, Tsuzuki.
P.S: Your job as a maid begins tomorrow, from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. Try not to be late! And since I have agreed to help you, you can stop filling up my mailbox and inbox with your letters/e-mail. It's hard work just to clean up my mailbox when it fills up every two hours, you know.
-Tatsumi
Dear Tatsumi:
*Hugs* Arigatou! You saved my life, Tatsumi!
Demo saa… Tatsumi, can't you reduce more of my punishments? I mean, 40% deduction is a lot… and I don't want to work as a maid! Onegai, Tatsumi! Please!!!!!!!!!
I'll…I'll promise to stop by your house every day…… I can do whatever you want me to do! Wait a sec…*blush* Um…
Anyway, just please tell Kaijuu to not deduct my salary! At least not for 15 years! Ne, Tatsumi! You have to save me some more! I'm sure you'll be able to do it!
Dear Tsuzuki:
So, you want help from me? Hmm……I don't feel like giving you my money, even though one million is only a small fraction of my monthly salary… But you're in such a mess!
Oh dear… I do want to help you… but what will you do in return? Hmm, Tsuzuki? *smirk*
-Muraki
Dear Muraki:
O////////o Ano….aaa… I'll do anything you… er, anything you wish for…
There, are you happy!? I'm offering you myself here! Isn't that enough? Promise you'll help me!
Dear Tsuzuki:
Are? Hisoka won't help you either? I want to help you, but I don't have enough cash even for myself. Working in a lab requires a lot of funds, you know. Sorry, but you've got tough luck. Shit happens. All the best, man.
-Watari
Dear Watari:
I hate you. You're as mean as Hisoka.
Dear Tsuzuki-chan:
I read about you in the papers. You're in so much trouble,ne? Aww, I'll help you as much as I can. I smashed my piggy bank with a hammer and found out that I had 7 dollars and 3 cents! I'll lend them to you, Tsuzuki-chan! Because I love you so much more than unkind people like Hisoka or Watari, and because you're such a sweetheart! Not like _some_ people who think that they're so great and don't appreciate the love given to them….*%$@#(X^ DAMN YOU, MURAKI!
-ExMurakiLover
Dear, um, ExMurakiLover:
Err….thanks?
P.S: BTW, you don't happen to be the freak who used to stalk Muraki all over the place, do you? O.o
Dear Tsuzuki:
What do you mean I'm "mean"? I just told you that you should learn how to solve all your problems by yourself, not always relying on other to help you! Besides, it's not that I refuse to lend you some money, it's just that I don't even have enough for myself. Not like _some_ psychotic doctors who get more than Julia Roberts…..*mumbles something about biased directors*
Anyway, I can help you in court, if you get there. So don't say that I'm mean.
P.S: Love ya!
-Hisoka
Dear Hisoka:
Cheh. *sulks*
Dear Tsuzuki-san:
I just started watching your show recently, and I have to say that your acting is really good! I fell in love with you instantly, and I think that you have all the best qualities to be the main character. The way you speak, your voice, your cute face, your sexy body (AAAAAAAH I just LOVE the shower scene!!!), your clothes, your love for desserts……everything about you is irresistible!
-Fan Of Yours
Dear Fan Of Mine:
Arigatou gozaimas! I appreciate your support! And you like my acting? Yokatta!
Hmm…does that mean I'll get an Oscar? And do I get money with it?
Aurthur's ramblings:
Well…that didn't turn out so good… The whole fic was pretty much focused on Tsuzuki and his money problems(yargh, I knew I was running out of ideas) ^_^; But anyway I hope you guys will like it. Sorry if I disappointed anyone. Gomen!!!
So, this will be the last chapter for this fic. Hope to see you guys again! Matta ne!