Vegita lay on the couch, bored, frustrated with the inactivity. He couldn't go to the gravity room to train, it was destroyed again. (Possibly due to a red crayon a certain someone had been using to try and pick the lock . . . before he lost it in the inner workings.) There was no one he felt was powerful enough to give him a good workout free to spar, either. He certainly wasn't going to do the house maintenance his wife occupied herself with. That would be too demeaning for a male of his power and lineage.
He idly picked up the T.V. remote and began channel surfing.
He'd been at it for a while (half an hour, give or take a few.) when his wife leaned over the back of the couch with that sweet, reasonable face that meant she wanted him to do something he wasn't going to like. "No." Was all he said. "Vegita, I really don't ask all that much of you, you know." "No." Stubborn man. "Will your royal highness do me a favor and go mow the lawn so his hardworking, undervalued wife can let his son out to play!" he just stared at the TV. screen. "Oh, well, I tried being nice, I tried being mean. Let's see what our other options are. Chichi said there were always at least three. Now what was the other one again?". Vegita ignored her as she wandered off into the house, still babbling quietly to herself.
He had just settled down for a nap when the couch suddenly heaved over towards the television. "What!" He craned his head around trying to see what was going on; but just at that moment the couch gave two more heaves. The third tipped it up enough that he slid off it and landed in a stunned heap on the floor.
Just in time to see his wife retrieve the car jack from under the couch and saunter off towards the tool room. "Mow the lawn." It was not a request. Most days he would have refused, but he kept seeing that evil little smile on her face as she left the room.
He went out to mow the lawn.
^----^ Am I evil or not? Poor, poor Veggie I think that if I do another one of these, I'll let you people decide what the lesson should be, 'kay? Buh-bye now!
Oh yeah, and I don't own DBZ or any of the characters thereof.