The Dumb Teletubbies and how they died.
Disclaimer- I don't own Teletubbies and I'm proud!!!!
Note- Some things are spelled wrong on account of the dumb teletubbie language.
Narrator- One day in this annoying place Tinky Winky made a discovery.
Tinky Winky- OoOoOoHhHh! Whas dat?? Eh Oh!! Tinky Winky finds a magic portal and out of it came a brown haired cat. Brown haired Cat (In cat language that Tinky Winky can surprisingly understand)- Not you!! I get enough of you from my master!! Leave this place and never come back!! Tinky Winky- oooo!! A talk cat!! Wan tubby tustard? Me make you pudy and faht like me!! BHC- I got enough of you!! Yaaaaaaaaaaa! The brown haired cat comes and knocks him in the magic portal and banishes him to the dreaded island of no tubby custard. Tinky Winky-No!! Me wan tubby tustard! Oooh! Look im fawing in a hole with shiny lights. He lands on the ground and dies. Laa Laa- Tinky Winky! Ooo! Pretty lights!! She falls in and dies. Soon after come Dipsy and Po. Finally Noo-Noo celebrates that they left and went with the cat to become a scratching post. And who could forget the annoying sun?? It laughed with joy then fell and died.
THE END
Note- Some things are spelled wrong on account of the dumb teletubbie language.
Narrator- One day in this annoying place Tinky Winky made a discovery.
Tinky Winky- OoOoOoHhHh! Whas dat?? Eh Oh!! Tinky Winky finds a magic portal and out of it came a brown haired cat. Brown haired Cat (In cat language that Tinky Winky can surprisingly understand)- Not you!! I get enough of you from my master!! Leave this place and never come back!! Tinky Winky- oooo!! A talk cat!! Wan tubby tustard? Me make you pudy and faht like me!! BHC- I got enough of you!! Yaaaaaaaaaaa! The brown haired cat comes and knocks him in the magic portal and banishes him to the dreaded island of no tubby custard. Tinky Winky-No!! Me wan tubby tustard! Oooh! Look im fawing in a hole with shiny lights. He lands on the ground and dies. Laa Laa- Tinky Winky! Ooo! Pretty lights!! She falls in and dies. Soon after come Dipsy and Po. Finally Noo-Noo celebrates that they left and went with the cat to become a scratching post. And who could forget the annoying sun?? It laughed with joy then fell and died.
THE END
