Fake Episode 4: An Interlude
The screen is black. Suddenly, someone turns on a camera. The picture is fuzzy and tilted, but soon someone straightens it, focusing it on a figure. It turns out to be Faia, who's smiling and waving, cheerily.
Faia: Greetings, all! Welcome to Fake Episode Four: An Interlude! The REAL episode four will be out in around two weeks, but for now this'll have to do. See, the author's moving right now, so she's been really busy. So busy that she hasn't had time to write, which is why we're doing this instead of a real episode. Get it?
Hayato runs on screen then, sweatdropping.
Hayato: Faia, I think you're confusing the readers even more!
Faia: OI! You're not supposed to be here until Episode Nine!
Hayato: Sorry...
Faia: URGH! Anyway! Here's our interlude. Enjoy!
The screen goes black. A short time later it finally comes back on, to reveal Faia, Hayato, Shigeru, and Fuuma in clown outfits, holding sparklers. For some reason, Shigeru and Hayato have cream pie all over them.
Faia: (Laughing) Oh man! That was a lot more fun than I expected!
Hayato: Yeah, easy for YOU to say. You didn't have to take care of the Ursaring!
Shigeru: Hey, who was the one who kept getting hit by cream pies?
Faia: And what about when that Fearow took my clown nose!
Kinsei: (Voice coming from behind the camera) Uh... guys...
Shigeru: Oh yeah? Well what about when I had to Riverdance?
Kinsei: (Again, voice from behind camera) Guys, we have a slight problem...
Faia: What? I thought you looked cute when you did that Riverdance!
Kinsei: (You know the drill) GUYS!
Everyone else: (Sweatdropping) What?
Kinsei: (From you know where) The camera wasn't turned on! We have to do it over again!
Faia: (Eye twitching) Wh-what? AHHHHHHH!!!
Faia runs towards the camera and smacks in to it. The camera wobbles a bit, then the screen goes black again.
Authors notes: Yup, you heard right, I'm moving! Which is why this is so late. I promise, I'll get Episode 4 written and up as soon as I get my comp hooked back up. For now, though, I leave you with this and Episodes 5 and 6. Enjoy!
The screen is black. Suddenly, someone turns on a camera. The picture is fuzzy and tilted, but soon someone straightens it, focusing it on a figure. It turns out to be Faia, who's smiling and waving, cheerily.
Faia: Greetings, all! Welcome to Fake Episode Four: An Interlude! The REAL episode four will be out in around two weeks, but for now this'll have to do. See, the author's moving right now, so she's been really busy. So busy that she hasn't had time to write, which is why we're doing this instead of a real episode. Get it?
Hayato runs on screen then, sweatdropping.
Hayato: Faia, I think you're confusing the readers even more!
Faia: OI! You're not supposed to be here until Episode Nine!
Hayato: Sorry...
Faia: URGH! Anyway! Here's our interlude. Enjoy!
The screen goes black. A short time later it finally comes back on, to reveal Faia, Hayato, Shigeru, and Fuuma in clown outfits, holding sparklers. For some reason, Shigeru and Hayato have cream pie all over them.
Faia: (Laughing) Oh man! That was a lot more fun than I expected!
Hayato: Yeah, easy for YOU to say. You didn't have to take care of the Ursaring!
Shigeru: Hey, who was the one who kept getting hit by cream pies?
Faia: And what about when that Fearow took my clown nose!
Kinsei: (Voice coming from behind the camera) Uh... guys...
Shigeru: Oh yeah? Well what about when I had to Riverdance?
Kinsei: (Again, voice from behind camera) Guys, we have a slight problem...
Faia: What? I thought you looked cute when you did that Riverdance!
Kinsei: (You know the drill) GUYS!
Everyone else: (Sweatdropping) What?
Kinsei: (From you know where) The camera wasn't turned on! We have to do it over again!
Faia: (Eye twitching) Wh-what? AHHHHHHH!!!
Faia runs towards the camera and smacks in to it. The camera wobbles a bit, then the screen goes black again.
Authors notes: Yup, you heard right, I'm moving! Which is why this is so late. I promise, I'll get Episode 4 written and up as soon as I get my comp hooked back up. For now, though, I leave you with this and Episodes 5 and 6. Enjoy!