Hello! I thank everyone that gave it a review! Well, on with the show! Or fan-fic. I kinda am in a
writer's block though, so it might not be so good.
Helga: I can't believe that Li-la! She thinks that just because she is now the most popular girl in
school, she can do what ever she wants to do! Rrrrrrrr!(Walks into the bathroom) Ahh!
Phoebe: (walks out of one of the stalls) what's wrong Helga?
Helga: one word...Lila.
Phoebe: so, she really is trying to get Arnold back?
Helga: uh huh. Ever since her dad became rich, she has turned into such a...a...oh I can't think of
the right word!
Phoebe: I think the appropriate word would be Harpy.
Helga: huh?
Phoebe: *sigh* Harpy means a relentless, greedy, or grasping person. It also means, a shrewish
woman.
Helga: oh, yeah, that's the word I was looking for. Thanks Pheebs.
Phoebe: you're welcome Helga. Come on, we better get back to class! (Grabs Helga's hand)
Helga: ok. (They walk out of the bathroom and into their classroom)
Mrs. Y: you're late girls.
Helga: sorry Mrs. York, we were in the bathroom.
Mrs. Y: well just take your seats and we can get started...again! (Turns to the black board)
Helga and Phoebe sit down in their seats.
Helga: (whispering) so, Phoebe, do you think Lila will actually get Arnold to love her again?
Phoebe: (whispering) I really don't know Helga, but I'm trying to listen Mrs. York!
After math (that's Mrs. York's class) was lunch.
Helga: (sits down next to Phoebe) *sigh* I wish he would ask me, but he (mocking voice) 'wants
to take it easy, not rush into inviting!'
Phoebe: oh Helga, you know he just is saying that! He'll ask soon. I mean, the prom is just on
Friday!
Helga: yeah, you're right Pheebs. (Looks over at Arnold, who is talking to Gerald) *sigh* he's so
friendly, and giving. But every time I get near him he always is doing something and doesn't
notice me. (Scowls, then returns to normal) he won't ask me.
Phoebe: *giggle* oh Helga. Lets change the subject before you go crazy, ok?
Helga: k. *sigh*...what should we talk about?
All of a sudden Lila is walking through the area and trips right next to Arnold's table.
Arnold: (looks down at Lila) Lila! Are you ok?!
Lila: (looks up at him) I think so.
Arnold: (gets up, and grabs Lila's hand) her, let me help you.
Lila: (thinking) he he he, my plan is working perfectly! (Talking) why, thank you ever so much
Arnold! (Arnold helps her, and she brushes her skirt off) could you get me a wet napkin, please! I
need help getting this off!
Arnold: uh, ok. (Runs off)
Lila: (turns around, and walks over to Helga and Phoebe's table) listen Lil' miss tough stuff, you
better not get in the way, or you might get a unpleasant surprise. (Smirks)
Helga: (sarcastically) oh, I'm ssssoooo scared! (Normal) what are going to do to me? Join your
group or something? *laugh*
Lila: oh brother. (Rolls eyes) no! I'm going to let it be a surprise! Chow! (She walks away waving
with her fingers)
Arnold: (comes running back with the wet napkin) here Lila. (Hands it to her)
Lila: (grabs it and begins to wash off her skirt) why thank you ever so much Arnold! (Stops
washing the skirt, and drops the napkin) oops! How clumsy of me! (bends down to get it, and
comes up fast (if you've seen legally Blonde you know what I'm talking about)) *giggle*
Arnold: uh...uh...wow. (Sits down in his chair) heh. Well, you better go eat before the bell rings.
Lila: but all my food is on the floor, Arnold.
Arnold: *sigh* (looks at the food on the floor, then at the food on his plate) you want some of
mine?
Lila: why, thank you ever so much again Arnold! (Sits down on his lap)
Arnold: hey, I didn't say you could sit on me. (Tries to get her off) get off Lila.
Lila: oh, but Arnold...there isn't anywhere else to sit!
Arnold: (stops trying) *sigh* how about you share my chair?
Lila: (scoots off of Arnold, and onto his chair pushing him to the side) why thank you again!
You're ever so sweet! (Kisses him on the forehead)
Arnold: (shocked) uh, o-k then.
Helga: (mocking Lila) 'you're ever so sweet!' crimany! She is really getting on my nerves!
Phoebe: I have to concur!
Helga: you don't think she'll actually get his love back, do you?
Phoebe: hhhhhmmmm...I really don't know Helga. (Shrugs) if I was Arnold, I would think she
was irritating.
Helga: I would too. But you forgot one thing, Guys like that kind of thing Pheebs.
Phoebe: yes they do, but it doesn't look like Arnold likes it to well.
Arnold: (trying to get Lila to listen) listen, Lila, I want you to leave, ok?
Lila: (looks at Arnold, with a pathetic look) you mean you hate me? (A tear comes down her
face) but, but I thought you weren't that mean! *sniff*
Arnold: no no no. I don't hate you...I just don't want you eat ALL my food, ok? (Pats her on the
back)
Lila: *sniff* ok, I understand. Your food is more important than me! (lays her head down on the
table, and fake cries hysterically)
Arnold: no! I didn't mean it that way. I mean, I need to eat something too. Please stop crying! I
didn't mean to hurt you!
Lila: (still fake crying, looks up at Helga, and smirks. Then she stops smirking and looks up at
Arnold) really? *sniff*
Arnold: yeah. Now I would like you to move please.
Lila: ok Arnold. (Gets up and walks off with Rhonda)
Arnold: man, she bugs me.
Gerald: it looked like you two were pretty comfortable. (Smirks)
Arnold: what are you talking about?! You know I can't stand her anymore!
Gerald: sure man, whatever you say!
writer's block though, so it might not be so good.
Helga: I can't believe that Li-la! She thinks that just because she is now the most popular girl in
school, she can do what ever she wants to do! Rrrrrrrr!(Walks into the bathroom) Ahh!
Phoebe: (walks out of one of the stalls) what's wrong Helga?
Helga: one word...Lila.
Phoebe: so, she really is trying to get Arnold back?
Helga: uh huh. Ever since her dad became rich, she has turned into such a...a...oh I can't think of
the right word!
Phoebe: I think the appropriate word would be Harpy.
Helga: huh?
Phoebe: *sigh* Harpy means a relentless, greedy, or grasping person. It also means, a shrewish
woman.
Helga: oh, yeah, that's the word I was looking for. Thanks Pheebs.
Phoebe: you're welcome Helga. Come on, we better get back to class! (Grabs Helga's hand)
Helga: ok. (They walk out of the bathroom and into their classroom)
Mrs. Y: you're late girls.
Helga: sorry Mrs. York, we were in the bathroom.
Mrs. Y: well just take your seats and we can get started...again! (Turns to the black board)
Helga and Phoebe sit down in their seats.
Helga: (whispering) so, Phoebe, do you think Lila will actually get Arnold to love her again?
Phoebe: (whispering) I really don't know Helga, but I'm trying to listen Mrs. York!
After math (that's Mrs. York's class) was lunch.
Helga: (sits down next to Phoebe) *sigh* I wish he would ask me, but he (mocking voice) 'wants
to take it easy, not rush into inviting!'
Phoebe: oh Helga, you know he just is saying that! He'll ask soon. I mean, the prom is just on
Friday!
Helga: yeah, you're right Pheebs. (Looks over at Arnold, who is talking to Gerald) *sigh* he's so
friendly, and giving. But every time I get near him he always is doing something and doesn't
notice me. (Scowls, then returns to normal) he won't ask me.
Phoebe: *giggle* oh Helga. Lets change the subject before you go crazy, ok?
Helga: k. *sigh*...what should we talk about?
All of a sudden Lila is walking through the area and trips right next to Arnold's table.
Arnold: (looks down at Lila) Lila! Are you ok?!
Lila: (looks up at him) I think so.
Arnold: (gets up, and grabs Lila's hand) her, let me help you.
Lila: (thinking) he he he, my plan is working perfectly! (Talking) why, thank you ever so much
Arnold! (Arnold helps her, and she brushes her skirt off) could you get me a wet napkin, please! I
need help getting this off!
Arnold: uh, ok. (Runs off)
Lila: (turns around, and walks over to Helga and Phoebe's table) listen Lil' miss tough stuff, you
better not get in the way, or you might get a unpleasant surprise. (Smirks)
Helga: (sarcastically) oh, I'm ssssoooo scared! (Normal) what are going to do to me? Join your
group or something? *laugh*
Lila: oh brother. (Rolls eyes) no! I'm going to let it be a surprise! Chow! (She walks away waving
with her fingers)
Arnold: (comes running back with the wet napkin) here Lila. (Hands it to her)
Lila: (grabs it and begins to wash off her skirt) why thank you ever so much Arnold! (Stops
washing the skirt, and drops the napkin) oops! How clumsy of me! (bends down to get it, and
comes up fast (if you've seen legally Blonde you know what I'm talking about)) *giggle*
Arnold: uh...uh...wow. (Sits down in his chair) heh. Well, you better go eat before the bell rings.
Lila: but all my food is on the floor, Arnold.
Arnold: *sigh* (looks at the food on the floor, then at the food on his plate) you want some of
mine?
Lila: why, thank you ever so much again Arnold! (Sits down on his lap)
Arnold: hey, I didn't say you could sit on me. (Tries to get her off) get off Lila.
Lila: oh, but Arnold...there isn't anywhere else to sit!
Arnold: (stops trying) *sigh* how about you share my chair?
Lila: (scoots off of Arnold, and onto his chair pushing him to the side) why thank you again!
You're ever so sweet! (Kisses him on the forehead)
Arnold: (shocked) uh, o-k then.
Helga: (mocking Lila) 'you're ever so sweet!' crimany! She is really getting on my nerves!
Phoebe: I have to concur!
Helga: you don't think she'll actually get his love back, do you?
Phoebe: hhhhhmmmm...I really don't know Helga. (Shrugs) if I was Arnold, I would think she
was irritating.
Helga: I would too. But you forgot one thing, Guys like that kind of thing Pheebs.
Phoebe: yes they do, but it doesn't look like Arnold likes it to well.
Arnold: (trying to get Lila to listen) listen, Lila, I want you to leave, ok?
Lila: (looks at Arnold, with a pathetic look) you mean you hate me? (A tear comes down her
face) but, but I thought you weren't that mean! *sniff*
Arnold: no no no. I don't hate you...I just don't want you eat ALL my food, ok? (Pats her on the
back)
Lila: *sniff* ok, I understand. Your food is more important than me! (lays her head down on the
table, and fake cries hysterically)
Arnold: no! I didn't mean it that way. I mean, I need to eat something too. Please stop crying! I
didn't mean to hurt you!
Lila: (still fake crying, looks up at Helga, and smirks. Then she stops smirking and looks up at
Arnold) really? *sniff*
Arnold: yeah. Now I would like you to move please.
Lila: ok Arnold. (Gets up and walks off with Rhonda)
Arnold: man, she bugs me.
Gerald: it looked like you two were pretty comfortable. (Smirks)
Arnold: what are you talking about?! You know I can't stand her anymore!
Gerald: sure man, whatever you say!