Ok, I'm finally back! Sorry took so long, I was working on another fan-fiction called
"D.A.M.S.L.H." now, on with the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I don't, neither now nor ever will, own Hey Arnold! On with the story! (I warned you
that I was boring!)
Helga: oh, rrrrrrrr you really get on my nerves!
Lila: *yawn* so I've heard.
Helga: no, I'll never ever join your stupid little 'popular' group!
Lila: then I guess I'll have to just have to be forced to tell him...
Helga: wait just a minute Lila. (Puts hand over receiver) Phoebe, what should I do? Should I let
her tell him, or join her group?
Phoebe: what do you want to do Helga?
Helga: uh, neither.
Phoebe: Helga...
Helga: well... I guess, uh, it's true that I don't want her to tell him, but I really, really, don't want
to join her stupid la-de-da group!
Phoebe: well, the matter really relies on whether you would rather let her tell your deepest darkest
secret, or join her, as you said, 'stupid la-de-da group'. (muttering under her breath) I always
kinda wanted to be in it myself.
Helga: (sarcastically) Pheebs, you really helped me... NOT! That didn't help one bit! I do not at
all one single bit want her to tell my secret! But then again, I almost more don't want to join her
group! (Puts her hands on her head, and begins to massage it) great, NOW I'm getting a
headache.
Phoebe: wait! (She runs over to Helga and grabs her-Helga's-shoulders) I have an idea!
Helga: what's that? I already heard your 'tell Arnold your feelings, or let Lila tell him for you'
plan...
Phoebe: (shaking her head) no, no, no Helga, this is nothing like that!
Helga: (raises an eyebrow) oh really? What is it?
Phoebe: get off the phone with Lila and I'll tell you.
Helga: ok! (Takes the phone, and puts it to her ear) I'm back
Lila: what took you so long!? I was about to walk over there and see if anything happened!
Phoebe: (whispering to Helga, so Lila couldn't here) tell her you'll join her group!
Helga: (looks taken aback. Then she finds her voice) I-I'll join y-your gr-group. Why did you
want me anyway?
Lila: you are good at spying on people-mostly Arnold-and we fired our old spy.
Helga: (scowls) all you want me for is to spy on people?! Ack! You disgust me.
Lila: you said you'd do it... and if you don't I'll tell Arnold-
Helga: (she interrupted) ok, ok, I'm still going to do it. But the only reason I don't get is, why on
earth do you need me as a spy? It can't go along with your evil plan to get Arnold... can it?
Lila: well...
Helga: *groan* what does it have to do with it?
Lila: well, since you joined my group, which he despises, since you two are friends, he will stop
hanging around with you, and it will help you not tell him that I'm taking advantage of him!
Helga: (rolls eyes) yeah, like he actually despises someone... wait, this makes no sense at all. Even
though I joined your stupid la-de-da group, I can still hang around with him and not tell him that I
did!
Lila: but, that's where Phoebe comes in again...
Helga: (eyes widen) y-you wouldn't dare!
Lila: I have Rhonda calling her cell phone now.
Helga: but, she doesn't have any secret that you could blackmail HER for! And why would you?
Lila: ok, let me lay it on you slowly. First of all, I found out that she is trying to help you find out
a way to stop me-fat chance on that. Second of all, she does have a secret-she loves Gerald, and
has almost as long as you've loved Arnold, except her's started in 1st grade.
Helga: wow, I think I have to sit down. *BEEP!* hold on a minute, someone's on my other line.
(She switches lines) hello?
Arnold: hello Helga.
Helga: Arnold! Uh, I mean, what do you want?
Arnold: I was wondering if you've seen Gerald anywhere? He was right here with me, but then he
disappeared. Is he with Phoebe?
Helga: no, I know he's not with her cause she's here with me. Wait a minute... Arnold, I'll be
right back. (She switches lines again) what did you do with Gerald?
Lila: what are you talking about? I'm oh so certain I don't know what you're talking about.
Helga: stop that! You know what I'm talking about! Where's Gerald?
Lila: no, I'm serious, I don't know what you're talking about.
Helga: (almost in a panic) what?! You didn't do something with him?! Arnold just called me to
ask me if I knew where he was, and you didn't do anything to him!?
Lila: *laugh* yes, I didn't do anything to him, but Rhonda is quizzing him to find out if Phoebe
has told him yet.
Helga: wait... how can she be quizzing Gerald, and talking to Phoebe on her phone at the same
time?
Lila: oh, I forgot to tell you, she got off the phone with Phoebe a while ago.
Helga: then who is she talking to?
Lila: Gerald.
Helga: I thought you said Rhonda was quizzing him?
Lila: she got through with that a couple minutes ago, and made him call Phoebe.
Helga: oh! Well, I'll be right back. (Switches phone line again) ok, I know where he is. He'll be
back to you in a couple minutes.
Arnold: oh, ok then. Do you know why he just disappeared?
Helga: I'm not allowed to say.
Arnold: o... k. bye. *click*
Helga: *sigh* bye.
Lila: I'm not going anywhere.
Helga: oh, sorry Lila, I was lost in thought.
Lila: Pheh! About Arnold, right?
Helga: uh huh. Now, anything else you want e to do for you, your majesty?
Lila: stop that. No, nothing more, oh! Wait! Before you go, I wanted to say that I'm watching
you. Oh, and come by my house in one hour, and I can give you a make over, cause if you're
going to be in my group, you HAVE to look like it.
Helga: WHAT!?!??
But she was too late, Lila was already off.
"D.A.M.S.L.H." now, on with the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I don't, neither now nor ever will, own Hey Arnold! On with the story! (I warned you
that I was boring!)
Helga: oh, rrrrrrrr you really get on my nerves!
Lila: *yawn* so I've heard.
Helga: no, I'll never ever join your stupid little 'popular' group!
Lila: then I guess I'll have to just have to be forced to tell him...
Helga: wait just a minute Lila. (Puts hand over receiver) Phoebe, what should I do? Should I let
her tell him, or join her group?
Phoebe: what do you want to do Helga?
Helga: uh, neither.
Phoebe: Helga...
Helga: well... I guess, uh, it's true that I don't want her to tell him, but I really, really, don't want
to join her stupid la-de-da group!
Phoebe: well, the matter really relies on whether you would rather let her tell your deepest darkest
secret, or join her, as you said, 'stupid la-de-da group'. (muttering under her breath) I always
kinda wanted to be in it myself.
Helga: (sarcastically) Pheebs, you really helped me... NOT! That didn't help one bit! I do not at
all one single bit want her to tell my secret! But then again, I almost more don't want to join her
group! (Puts her hands on her head, and begins to massage it) great, NOW I'm getting a
headache.
Phoebe: wait! (She runs over to Helga and grabs her-Helga's-shoulders) I have an idea!
Helga: what's that? I already heard your 'tell Arnold your feelings, or let Lila tell him for you'
plan...
Phoebe: (shaking her head) no, no, no Helga, this is nothing like that!
Helga: (raises an eyebrow) oh really? What is it?
Phoebe: get off the phone with Lila and I'll tell you.
Helga: ok! (Takes the phone, and puts it to her ear) I'm back
Lila: what took you so long!? I was about to walk over there and see if anything happened!
Phoebe: (whispering to Helga, so Lila couldn't here) tell her you'll join her group!
Helga: (looks taken aback. Then she finds her voice) I-I'll join y-your gr-group. Why did you
want me anyway?
Lila: you are good at spying on people-mostly Arnold-and we fired our old spy.
Helga: (scowls) all you want me for is to spy on people?! Ack! You disgust me.
Lila: you said you'd do it... and if you don't I'll tell Arnold-
Helga: (she interrupted) ok, ok, I'm still going to do it. But the only reason I don't get is, why on
earth do you need me as a spy? It can't go along with your evil plan to get Arnold... can it?
Lila: well...
Helga: *groan* what does it have to do with it?
Lila: well, since you joined my group, which he despises, since you two are friends, he will stop
hanging around with you, and it will help you not tell him that I'm taking advantage of him!
Helga: (rolls eyes) yeah, like he actually despises someone... wait, this makes no sense at all. Even
though I joined your stupid la-de-da group, I can still hang around with him and not tell him that I
did!
Lila: but, that's where Phoebe comes in again...
Helga: (eyes widen) y-you wouldn't dare!
Lila: I have Rhonda calling her cell phone now.
Helga: but, she doesn't have any secret that you could blackmail HER for! And why would you?
Lila: ok, let me lay it on you slowly. First of all, I found out that she is trying to help you find out
a way to stop me-fat chance on that. Second of all, she does have a secret-she loves Gerald, and
has almost as long as you've loved Arnold, except her's started in 1st grade.
Helga: wow, I think I have to sit down. *BEEP!* hold on a minute, someone's on my other line.
(She switches lines) hello?
Arnold: hello Helga.
Helga: Arnold! Uh, I mean, what do you want?
Arnold: I was wondering if you've seen Gerald anywhere? He was right here with me, but then he
disappeared. Is he with Phoebe?
Helga: no, I know he's not with her cause she's here with me. Wait a minute... Arnold, I'll be
right back. (She switches lines again) what did you do with Gerald?
Lila: what are you talking about? I'm oh so certain I don't know what you're talking about.
Helga: stop that! You know what I'm talking about! Where's Gerald?
Lila: no, I'm serious, I don't know what you're talking about.
Helga: (almost in a panic) what?! You didn't do something with him?! Arnold just called me to
ask me if I knew where he was, and you didn't do anything to him!?
Lila: *laugh* yes, I didn't do anything to him, but Rhonda is quizzing him to find out if Phoebe
has told him yet.
Helga: wait... how can she be quizzing Gerald, and talking to Phoebe on her phone at the same
time?
Lila: oh, I forgot to tell you, she got off the phone with Phoebe a while ago.
Helga: then who is she talking to?
Lila: Gerald.
Helga: I thought you said Rhonda was quizzing him?
Lila: she got through with that a couple minutes ago, and made him call Phoebe.
Helga: oh! Well, I'll be right back. (Switches phone line again) ok, I know where he is. He'll be
back to you in a couple minutes.
Arnold: oh, ok then. Do you know why he just disappeared?
Helga: I'm not allowed to say.
Arnold: o... k. bye. *click*
Helga: *sigh* bye.
Lila: I'm not going anywhere.
Helga: oh, sorry Lila, I was lost in thought.
Lila: Pheh! About Arnold, right?
Helga: uh huh. Now, anything else you want e to do for you, your majesty?
Lila: stop that. No, nothing more, oh! Wait! Before you go, I wanted to say that I'm watching
you. Oh, and come by my house in one hour, and I can give you a make over, cause if you're
going to be in my group, you HAVE to look like it.
Helga: WHAT!?!??
But she was too late, Lila was already off.