A/N: This story is dedicated to that yellow flamer in my reviews. Since you
seem to hate it so much, I'll write more just to make you hate me more!! I
feed off other's hatred of me. You've given me a reason to continue, other
than the fact, I'd do it anyway.
And yes, Classified, I know that too. That episode was great, BTW. But A little bending of the rules never hurt anyone right? Besides, I've got something else in store for their powers. *Grins evily*
Wheeler: That can't be good.
OGE: Shut it and introduce the next chapter Yankee!
Wheeler: Alright, alright. Chapter 2: We're in trouble.
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" I am Mezkmay. This is Kazukaykay. Welcome to your new home creatures."
Captain Planet and Captain Pollution were still a bit confused over what was happening. Both their super brains were working overtime to comprehend what had just taken place. One minute they were about to rumble, the next they were laying on the cold metal floor of a spaceship watching their planet get smaller and smaller behind them.
These large black creatures had claimed they were now some part of some kind of collection. They looked like a cross between roaches and lizards and dogs. They had backwards legs, long tongues, fangs and antenna. They seemed to hiss from time to time.
" Whoa, whoa whoa. First of all, I ain't no creature! I'm Captain Pollution, I'm nobody's pet and I want off this ship!!" He yelled standing up.
" Oh!! This one has spirit. We should get him a collar." Mez said turning to Kazu.
" Collar? I don't want no collar man! I want off this ship!" He yelled.
While Captain Pollution was yelling his demands to the aliens, Captain Planet was looking around the ship for any sign of escape or communication. He couldn't figure out the controls unless he watched the aliens use them themselves. And nothing was in a language he could understand. This wasn't good. He still could try his telepathy to call for help, but he had a feeling he'd need to save his energy for the trouble his toxic twin was getting them into with his mouth. He was going to have to learn how to make him shut up every once in a while.
" *Gaia told me there'd be days like this.* Ack! What the?" He cried in surprise.
While he was thinking, a silver collar was snapped around his neck. A new sensation fleeted through his body. He was tingling all over and it was not a good feeling.
Looking over to Pollution, he saw he had one too. Judging by the tone he was ranting in, they were some kind of control device. And by the feeling he was getting, it couldn't mean anything good for them. So he decided on something he thought might work.
" Oye toxicity! Cerra la boca antes usted nos obtiene problema! (Shut your mouth before you get us in trouble!) " He yelled.
Captain Pollution turned at his counterpart's voice. Apparently the aliens didn't understand Spanish. Well, at least their conversations were safe. Until they figured out how to crack the language barrier. Which judging by the speed they were typing on the consoles, that wouldn't be too long.
" No diga mi lo que hacer! Trato de ir a casa! (Don't tell me what to do! I'm trying to go home!)" He replied.
" Mire el cuello usted idiota! (Look at your neck you idiot!)" He said back/
Captain Pollution started to retort, but he looked at his neck anyway. He discovered the collar there. It was the same as Captain Planet's only it was white and his was silver.
" What is this?!" He asked.
" These are your control collars. All the creatures wear them." Mez said.
" We don't want you to hurt yourselves." Kazu said.
" The only person getting hurt here is you!!" He yelled trying to shoot super radiation.
Unfortunately, only smoke came from it. He looked at it in disbelief. That wasn't supposed to happen.
" What happened to my powers?!" He yelled.
" They have been neutralized. Now then, we'll have to figure out how you work and where your creator's are before we have you stuffed and hung on the wall." Kazu said.
" Stuffed?!!" Captain Planet cried.
" Hung on the wall?!" Captain Pollution cried.
" That's only after you're dissected." Mez said.
" Dissected?!!" Both cried.
" They can do tricks. They repeat what we say!" Kazu said excitedly.
" Oh no, I'm not stayin' around for this! I'm outta here!" Pollution said reaching to pull the collar from around his neck.
Alas, the collar did not come off. But it did glow white. Within seconds, Pollution was on his knees crying out in pure agony. The collar on his neck was connected somewhat to the one around Captain Planet's and he was writhing on the floor too.
" AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" They shrieked in anguish.
" That's enough Mez. You don't want to kill them or we'll have to go back and get more." Kazu said.
The excruciating torture ceased and both Captains were left on the floor, sweating and panting. The one of the aliens pressed a button. Robotic arms came down from the ceiling and put some kind of handcuffs that went to their elbows. Some robot guards then came and took them away.
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" Gah!!"
" Wah!!"
Both Captains were roughly thrown into a grimly, wet, slimy and grossly unsanitary cell. There was no bed or anything like that. Just 3 walls and bars. The robot guards snickered and left; slamming the door behind them.
Captain Pollution struggled to sit up straight, as Captain Planet didn't move at all. Once Pollution was to the point where he wasn't falling over, he tried to go over to where his counter part was.
" Hey.. Planet..Ya dead?" He asked plopping into a puddle next to him.
" No Pollution, I'm not dead." He half-said/half-groaned.
" See that you stay that way. I don't want to be the one to explain to that Gaia-hottie you're dead. Although she has a great butt." He said smirking.
" How's this, you talk about her butt again and I'll break your neck?" He retorted trying to sit up.
" Fair enough." He said.
" Besides," Planet said sitting up-right," We've got enough to worry about with these cuffs and collars. And if we don't figure a way out of this, the earth is history and us with it."
" I hear ya, I hear ya. But once I'm free, I'll give Gaia your regards." Pollution taunted.
" And I'll give Blight yours." He retorted again.
Before Pollution could return fire, the guards came back. They opened the door and came inside.
" It is time for the interrogation." One said snickering.
Both Captains knew what that meant. There was no such thing that would happen to them. They were going to be tortured for what they knew. The collars were bad enough, they didn't want to know what could be worse.
" Uh oh. We're in trouble."
And yes, Classified, I know that too. That episode was great, BTW. But A little bending of the rules never hurt anyone right? Besides, I've got something else in store for their powers. *Grins evily*
Wheeler: That can't be good.
OGE: Shut it and introduce the next chapter Yankee!
Wheeler: Alright, alright. Chapter 2: We're in trouble.
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" I am Mezkmay. This is Kazukaykay. Welcome to your new home creatures."
Captain Planet and Captain Pollution were still a bit confused over what was happening. Both their super brains were working overtime to comprehend what had just taken place. One minute they were about to rumble, the next they were laying on the cold metal floor of a spaceship watching their planet get smaller and smaller behind them.
These large black creatures had claimed they were now some part of some kind of collection. They looked like a cross between roaches and lizards and dogs. They had backwards legs, long tongues, fangs and antenna. They seemed to hiss from time to time.
" Whoa, whoa whoa. First of all, I ain't no creature! I'm Captain Pollution, I'm nobody's pet and I want off this ship!!" He yelled standing up.
" Oh!! This one has spirit. We should get him a collar." Mez said turning to Kazu.
" Collar? I don't want no collar man! I want off this ship!" He yelled.
While Captain Pollution was yelling his demands to the aliens, Captain Planet was looking around the ship for any sign of escape or communication. He couldn't figure out the controls unless he watched the aliens use them themselves. And nothing was in a language he could understand. This wasn't good. He still could try his telepathy to call for help, but he had a feeling he'd need to save his energy for the trouble his toxic twin was getting them into with his mouth. He was going to have to learn how to make him shut up every once in a while.
" *Gaia told me there'd be days like this.* Ack! What the?" He cried in surprise.
While he was thinking, a silver collar was snapped around his neck. A new sensation fleeted through his body. He was tingling all over and it was not a good feeling.
Looking over to Pollution, he saw he had one too. Judging by the tone he was ranting in, they were some kind of control device. And by the feeling he was getting, it couldn't mean anything good for them. So he decided on something he thought might work.
" Oye toxicity! Cerra la boca antes usted nos obtiene problema! (Shut your mouth before you get us in trouble!) " He yelled.
Captain Pollution turned at his counterpart's voice. Apparently the aliens didn't understand Spanish. Well, at least their conversations were safe. Until they figured out how to crack the language barrier. Which judging by the speed they were typing on the consoles, that wouldn't be too long.
" No diga mi lo que hacer! Trato de ir a casa! (Don't tell me what to do! I'm trying to go home!)" He replied.
" Mire el cuello usted idiota! (Look at your neck you idiot!)" He said back/
Captain Pollution started to retort, but he looked at his neck anyway. He discovered the collar there. It was the same as Captain Planet's only it was white and his was silver.
" What is this?!" He asked.
" These are your control collars. All the creatures wear them." Mez said.
" We don't want you to hurt yourselves." Kazu said.
" The only person getting hurt here is you!!" He yelled trying to shoot super radiation.
Unfortunately, only smoke came from it. He looked at it in disbelief. That wasn't supposed to happen.
" What happened to my powers?!" He yelled.
" They have been neutralized. Now then, we'll have to figure out how you work and where your creator's are before we have you stuffed and hung on the wall." Kazu said.
" Stuffed?!!" Captain Planet cried.
" Hung on the wall?!" Captain Pollution cried.
" That's only after you're dissected." Mez said.
" Dissected?!!" Both cried.
" They can do tricks. They repeat what we say!" Kazu said excitedly.
" Oh no, I'm not stayin' around for this! I'm outta here!" Pollution said reaching to pull the collar from around his neck.
Alas, the collar did not come off. But it did glow white. Within seconds, Pollution was on his knees crying out in pure agony. The collar on his neck was connected somewhat to the one around Captain Planet's and he was writhing on the floor too.
" AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" They shrieked in anguish.
" That's enough Mez. You don't want to kill them or we'll have to go back and get more." Kazu said.
The excruciating torture ceased and both Captains were left on the floor, sweating and panting. The one of the aliens pressed a button. Robotic arms came down from the ceiling and put some kind of handcuffs that went to their elbows. Some robot guards then came and took them away.
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" Gah!!"
" Wah!!"
Both Captains were roughly thrown into a grimly, wet, slimy and grossly unsanitary cell. There was no bed or anything like that. Just 3 walls and bars. The robot guards snickered and left; slamming the door behind them.
Captain Pollution struggled to sit up straight, as Captain Planet didn't move at all. Once Pollution was to the point where he wasn't falling over, he tried to go over to where his counter part was.
" Hey.. Planet..Ya dead?" He asked plopping into a puddle next to him.
" No Pollution, I'm not dead." He half-said/half-groaned.
" See that you stay that way. I don't want to be the one to explain to that Gaia-hottie you're dead. Although she has a great butt." He said smirking.
" How's this, you talk about her butt again and I'll break your neck?" He retorted trying to sit up.
" Fair enough." He said.
" Besides," Planet said sitting up-right," We've got enough to worry about with these cuffs and collars. And if we don't figure a way out of this, the earth is history and us with it."
" I hear ya, I hear ya. But once I'm free, I'll give Gaia your regards." Pollution taunted.
" And I'll give Blight yours." He retorted again.
Before Pollution could return fire, the guards came back. They opened the door and came inside.
" It is time for the interrogation." One said snickering.
Both Captains knew what that meant. There was no such thing that would happen to them. They were going to be tortured for what they knew. The collars were bad enough, they didn't want to know what could be worse.
" Uh oh. We're in trouble."